DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/25/2013    Duedate: 08/07/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-688

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUNCH OF BULLETS
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7592) [13-7-2,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUNCH OF BULLETS               PRIVATE 3
STILLMATIC (630)               MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7592) [13-7-2,88]          (36-7655) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUNCH OF BULLETS               BOLDIN
STILLMATIC (630)               SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7592) [13-7-2,88]          (36-7625) [7-2-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         25
2. SERPENTS HOLD (629)         24      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    13      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)             8
5. ORDER (635)                  0      MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ORDER (635)                4   0  0  100   1/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       5  4 1
 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       90  35  2 72.0   2/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       5 10 0
 3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          59  27  3 68.6   3/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          4  2 1
 4/ 4*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  12   9  3 57.1   4/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  4  7 1
 5- 5 PORN IN A BARN (551)      51  54  4 48.6   5- 5*ORDER (635)               1  0 0
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      274 345  9 44.3   6- 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      1  1 0
 7- 7 A-UNIT (438)               6  18  0 25.0   7- 7 A-UNIT (438)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 732): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 614): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 733): Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 728): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 736): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 722): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 687): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 676): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 670): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 620): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 732): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 614): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 733): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 728): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 736): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 722): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 867): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 676): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 670): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 620): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
                           MIME BOGGLING of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
               (turn 720): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in JHANS. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  SERPENTS HOLD now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for PRIVATE 3, who 
flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was PRIVATE 1, who 
dropped 1 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ITHACA NOVUM.  
Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  THE FLYEST 
did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  It's a proud day for the 
STILLMATIC stable, as their warrior, BUNCH OF BULLETS, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, DALLAS HILLARY would be president.  
Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.  Getting lots of flowers from 
sympathetic fans was DALLAS HILLARY, who was successfully challenged by SSG 8 who had 
a mere 24 points more than DALLAS HILLARY.  I just want to congratulate DALLAS 
HILLARY on beating SSG 8.  She overcame hers superior-ranked opponent and gained 18 
points.  Congrats!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHANS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592        13   7  2    88       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE MIC 7580                 12   0  0   119       STILLMATIC (630)
-THE FLYEST 7549              16   5  1   105       STILLMATIC (630)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          10   6  1    92       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JONZ KLEE 7574               13  28  0    67       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOLDIN 7625                   7   2  1    66       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 GARDEN 7619                   9   2  0    63       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-KERN 7601                     4   0  0    63       ORDER (635)
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  28  1    56       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           3   2  0    26       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-WHISKERS 6701                 3   1  0    25       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             3   0  0    25       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 3 7655                1   0  0    20       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 SSG 8 7634                    2   3  1    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SGT 1 7632                    2   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 PRIVATE 2 7654                1   0  0    10       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-A-4 7620                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
 PRIVATE 1 7650                1   1  0     9       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PFC 4 7631              1  2 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 BOLDIN 7625           686   
GORAN KOBLINZ 7559     15 29 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    THE FLYEST 7549       687   
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521    8 38 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592 684  NOT REVENGED
STUD 7647               0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   SSG 8 7634            686   
BYE 7653                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    WURM KIN              688  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Flyest -- Unnecessary roughness! -- Ghost of Goran Koblinz
P.S.  I'll never teach you four skills again.  Ha.

One-four, and a death.  Damn.  I never really expected Goran to go down like that.
He seemed so... reliable. -- Jonz Klee, for the rest of the Middle Way
P.S.  And the new guy--I could really get tired of him--wants me to note that, again,
he won a fight against a real warrior.  Grandstander.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SSG 8 was bested by DALLAS HILLARY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
PRIVATE 1 slimly lost to ITHACA NOVUM in a 4 minute gruesome novice's Challenge match.
BUNCH OF BULLETS viciously subdued ENEMY SABOTEUR in a popular 2 minute Title contest.
GARDEN subdued ORVAL PAYNE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
JONZ KLEE was viciously subdued by BOLDIN in a exciting 4 minute mismatched fight.
PRIVATE 2 handily defeated JONSON ORLES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PRIVATE 3 vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   7 -  2      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  13 -  2      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  31 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592      13   7  2   88 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOLDIN 7625                 7   2  1   66 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
TOTAL PARRY      GARDEN 7619                 9   2  0   63 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BOLDIN 7625.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUNCH OF BULLETS 
7592, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, SSG 8 7634, GARDEN 7619, PRIVATE 1 
7650, PRIVATE 2 7654, PRIVATE 3 7655, JONZ KLEE 7574, and BYE 7653.

The least popular fighter this week was JONSON ORLES 7656.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, BYE 7653, JONZ KLEE 7574, PRIVATE 3 7655, 
PRIVATE 2 7654, PRIVATE 1 7650, GARDEN 7619, SSG 8 7634, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, and 
DALLAS HILLARY 7637.