DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/08/2013    Duedate: 08/21/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-689

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUNCH OF BULLETS
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7592) [14-7-2,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE MIC                        PRIVATE 1
STILLMATIC (630)               MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7580) [13-0-0,125]         (36-7650) [2-1-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUNCH OF BULLETS               DALLAS HILLARY
STILLMATIC (630)               MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7592) [14-7-2,94]          (36-7637) [4-2-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (629)         36
2. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)      26      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    20      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)            17
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         14      MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       92  36  2 71.9   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       6  3 0
 2/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          61  28  3 68.5   2/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          5  2 1
 3/ 4*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  14   9  3 60.9   3/ 4*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  5  5 0
 4/ 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    19  15  0 55.9   4/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      275 349  9 44.1   5/ 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    3  0 0
 6- 7 A-UNIT (438)               6  18  0 25.0   6- 7 A-UNIT (438)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 615): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 738): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 710): GRRR of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 734): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 722): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 688): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 671): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 567): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 615): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 615): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 738): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 710): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 734): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 722): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 688): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 671): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 567): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 615) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
                           MIME BOGGLING of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of JHANS.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  MIDDLE WAY 17 had cause 
to celebrate, after DALLAS HILLARY got 18 points by beating THE USEROUS MERCHANT.  A 
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 7 
points to DONG ZHUO.  (Discrete enough, ITHACA NOVUM?) Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by JONZ KLEE, of MIDDLE WAY 17, who despite a 13-29-0 
couldn't overcome JHANS' Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking into 
taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for 
JHANS?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592        14   7  2    94       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE MIC 7580                 13   0  0   125       STILLMATIC (630)
-THE FLYEST 7549              16   5  1   105       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 7619                  10   2  0    78       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 BOLDIN 7625                   8   2  1    77       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 CAO CAO 7112                  7   3  0    71       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 JONZ KLEE 7574               13  29  0    68       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  29  1    57       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           4   2  0    44       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONG ZHUO 7111                3   5  0    31       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 TAISHI CI 7114                5   3  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 1 7650                2   1  0    20       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-PRIVATE 3 7655                1   0  0    20       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 PRIVATE 2 7654                2   0  0    19       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             3   1  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SSG 8 7634                    2   3  1    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SGT 1 7632                    2   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-A-4 7620                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-GUAN YU 7113                  2   2  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-PANG DE 7115                  2   2  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PFC 4 7631              1  2 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 BOLDIN 7625           686   
GORAN KOBLINZ 7559     15 29 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    THE FLYEST 7549       687   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STUD 7647               0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   SSG 8 7634            686   
BYE 7658                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    BANDIT PRINCE         689  NONE
DA 7657                 0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SLIPPERS MCGHEE       689  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three?  Not stellar, but... we defeated two Medal of Honor guys?  Break out the
champagne!  Well, for me and Ithaca, anyway.  The rest of the team, the LOSERS, can
drink WATER.  Ha! -- Dallas Hillary

     The water is unsafe.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
BUNCH OF BULLETS demolished JONZ KLEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
ONE MIC devastated ENEMY SABOTEUR in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BOLDIN bested M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute duel.
GARDEN narrowly defeated ENEMY SABOTEUR in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
CAO CAO handily defeated ORVAL PAYNE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
DALLAS HILLARY won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 4 minute duel.
ITHACA NOVUM lost to DONG ZHUO in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran duel.
TAISHI CI beat JONSON ORLES in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. novice melee.
PRIVATE 1 demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PRIVATE 2 devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        19 -  10 -  2      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   9 -  2      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  30 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592      14   7  2   94 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 7580               13   0  0  125 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY      GARDEN 7619                10   2  0   78 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
STRIKING ATTACK  DALLAS HILLARY 7637         4   2  0   44 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DALLAS HILLARY 7637.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUNCH OF 
BULLETS 7592, CAO CAO 7112, TAISHI CI 7114, ONE MIC 7580, BOLDIN 7625, GARDEN 7619, 
DONG ZHUO 7111, PRIVATE 1 7650, PRIVATE 2 7654, and BYE 7658.

The least popular fighter this week was ITHACA NOVUM 7648.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, JONZ KLEE 7574, JONSON ORLES 7656, DA 7657, 
BYE 7658, PRIVATE 2 7654, PRIVATE 1 7650, DONG ZHUO 7111, GARDEN 7619, and BOLDIN 
7625.