DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2013    Duedate: 09/04/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-690

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUNCH OF BULLETS
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7592) [15-7-2,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUNCH OF BULLETS               PRIVATE 3
STILLMATIC (630)               MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7592) [15-7-2,98]          (36-7655) [2-0-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUNCH OF BULLETS               ORVAL PAYNE
STILLMATIC (630)               MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7592) [15-7-2,98]          (36-7582) [10-29-1,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    22
2. STILLMATIC (630)             9      STILLMATIC (630)
3. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)       5      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (629)          0
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         -2      MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       92  36  2 71.9   1/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  7  3 0
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          62  29  3 68.1   2/ 5 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    5  1 0
 3/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  17  10  3 63.0   3- 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       4  2 0
 4/ 4 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    21  16  0 56.8   4/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          4  2 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      276 353  9 43.9   5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 616): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 739): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 711): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 735): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 730): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 738): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 723): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 724): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 723): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 689): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 568): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 616): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 616): LOST SOULS II (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 739): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 711): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 735): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 730): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 738): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 723): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 724): HEAVYMETAL KIDS (Moribund, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 723): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 689): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 622): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 568): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 616) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 739): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to SERPENTS HOLD, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the MEDAL OF 
HONOR J11 stable.  Coming up with a solid 2-1-0 outing, DYNASTY WARRIORS has advanced 
3 places in the rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was MEDAL OF HONOR J11 who went 
from last turn's 14-9-3, to this week's record of 17-10-3.  Hey everybody, watch out 
for ORVAL PAYNE, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing CAO CAO like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was CAO 
CAO, who dropped 17 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ORVAL 
PAYNE.  Our battling duelmaster BUNCH OF BULLETS has managed to hold the title, 
fending off JONZ KLEE's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, MIDDLE WAY 
17.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that 
location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that MEDAL OF HONOR J11 was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing 
the personal hygiene of MEDAL OF HONOR J11's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you 
guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause DYNASTY WARRIORS beats 
feet every time MEDAL OF HONOR J11 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about 
everybody wants a piece of JONSON ORLES, who was this week's most challenged warrior. 
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the JHANS giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592        15   7  2    98       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE MIC 7580                 13   0  0   125       STILLMATIC (630)
-THE FLYEST 7549              16   5  1   105       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GARDEN 7619                  10   2  0    78       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             10  29  1    77       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-BOLDIN 7625                   8   2  1    77       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 JONZ KLEE 7574               13  30  0    69       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAO CAO 7112                  7   4  0    54       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 DONG ZHUO 7111                4   5  0    50       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAISHI CI 7114                6   3  0    31       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 PRIVATE 3 7655                2   0  0    30       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           4   3  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 PRIVATE 1 7650                3   1  0    26       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 PRIVATE 2 7654                3   0  0    25       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 8 7634                    2   4  1    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SGT 1 7632                    2   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             3   2  0    11       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-GUAN YU 7113                  2   2  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-PANG DE 7115                  2   2  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JONSON ORLES 7656             0   3  0     3       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PFC 4 7631              1  2 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 BOLDIN 7625           686  NOT REVENGED
GORAN KOBLINZ 7559     15 29 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    THE FLYEST 7549       687   
STUD 7647               0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   SSG 8 7634            686  NOT REVENGED
DA1 7659                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SLIPPERS MCGHEE       690  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

If the water is so damned unsafe, let them try winning their fights, then!  I
wouldn't deny wine to a WINNER. -- Dallas Hillary

Oh, cheese louise!  THIS time, we went one-four!  I got the win, of course, quality
makes a difference, but the others!  Bah. -- Dallas Hillary

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BUNCH OF BULLETS vanquished JONZ KLEE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CAO CAO was demolished by ORVAL PAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
DALLAS HILLARY was devastated by DONG ZHUO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAISHI CI unbelievably bested SSG 8 in a 2 minute brawl.
ITHACA NOVUM was vanquished by PRIVATE 3 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRIVATE 1 overpowered JONSON ORLES in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
PRIVATE 2 overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        19 -   9 -  2      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   9 -  2      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  30 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 690 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592      15   7  2   98 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The ten other most popular fighters were DONG ZHUO 
7111, BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592, SSG 8 7634, PRIVATE 1 7650, TAISHI CI 7114, DALLAS 
HILLARY 7637, PRIVATE 3 7655, PRIVATE 2 7654, DA1 7659, and JONZ KLEE 7574.

The least popular fighter this week was JONSON ORLES 7656.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ITHACA NOVUM 7648, CAO CAO 7112, JONZ KLEE 7574, DA1 7659, 
PRIVATE 2 7654, PRIVATE 3 7655, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, TAISHI CI 7114, PRIVATE 1 7650, 
and SSG 8 7634.