DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/17/2013    Duedate: 10/30/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ONE MIC
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7580) [17-0-1,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE MIC                        POSITION IS EMPTY
STILLMATIC (630)               
(36-7580) [17-0-1,142]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ONE MIC                        TAISHI CI
STILLMATIC (630)               DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
(36-7580) [17-0-1,142]         (36-7114) [8-5-1,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            26
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    21      STILLMATIC (630)
3. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)          7      Unchartered Team
4. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)       2
                                       HILLARY'S RWC (392)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          70  34  5 67.3   1/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       8  7 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  24  15  4 61.5   2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          5  4 2
 3/ 3 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    25  24  1 51.0   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  5  4 1
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      285 364  9 43.9   4/ 4 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    3  7 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 738): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 620): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 743): PETE HARNISCH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 715): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 739): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 734): DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 742): YORKE of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 727): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 728): ACE of CONSORTIUM CREW (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 727): SEVN HELLS of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 693): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 682): NILISMARIN SALM of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 317): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): KARMIC KUDZU of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 626): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 299): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 292): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 572): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 620): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 738): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 620): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 743): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 715): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 739): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 734): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 742): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 727): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 728): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 693): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 382): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 317): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 626): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 299): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 292): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 572): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 620) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 742): DAVID CONE of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 739): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 727): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 681): ZINA of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): KARMIC KUDZU of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome JHANS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Bein' on top is great while 
it lasts, STILLMATIC.  But how many friends do you have now?  What's with SSG 8?  He 
actually beat DYNASTY WARRIORS' CAO CAO, and walked away with 18 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at MEDAL OF HONOR J11 while they watched SSG 8 clobber CAO 
CAO.  He lost 13 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as 
he might, JONZ KLEE wasn't good enough at persuading ONE MIC to step down from the 
Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  JONZ KLEE, with his forgettable 14-33-0,  was killed by ONE 
MIC in a forgettable match.  MIDDLE WAY 17 didn't seem to mind very much.  I like to 
see warriors put young whippersnappers in their place.  I guess you could say DYNASTY 
WARRIORS'TAISHI CI did just that.  Right STILLMATIC?  JONZ KLEE found himself really 
over-matched when he faced ONE MIC.  JONZ KLEE found himself grossly dead at the end 
of the match.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young 
rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE MIC 7580                 17   0  1   142       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE FLYEST 7549              16   5  1   105       STILLMATIC (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           8   3  0    71       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             10  33  1    65       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SSG 8 7634                    5   5  2    59       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 TAISHI CI 7114                8   5  1    57       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAO CAO 7112                  8   6  0    40       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             3   4  0    38       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 PRIVATE 2 7654                5   2  0    35       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 3 7655                4   2  0    31       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-PRIVATE 1 7650                3   1  0    26       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             4   5  0    19       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SGT 1 7632                    2   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DONG ZHUO 7111          5  6 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 SSG 8 7634            692  REVENGED
GUAN YU 7113            2  3 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 SHEWISH GIANT         694  NONE
PANG DE 7115            2  3 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 STONE GOLEM           694  NONE
JONZ KLEE 7574         14 33 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    ONE MIC 7580          694   
DA1 7664                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SHEWISH GIANT         694  NONE
DA2 7665                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SPYMASTER             694  NONE
HOOD POLITICS 7624      2  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       TAISHI CI 7114        694   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three-two again, and the only REAL win, AGAIN, is mine over a Private.  Orval even
lost to a standby!  He's such a Payne. -- Dallas Hillary

M. Chardinee isn't like ANY standby, not like the Persistent Beggar and the Osksi
Noble.  He's TOUGH. -- Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUAN YU was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PANG DE was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ONE MIC assassinated JONZ KLEE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
ORVAL PAYNE was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DALLAS HILLARY overpowered PRIVATE 2 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SSG 8 overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TAISHI CI viciously butchered HOOD POLITICS in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
JONSON ORLES won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute duel.
PRIVATE 3 defeated ITHACA NOVUM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        15 -   6 -  2      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  14 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  24 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 7580               17   0  1  142 STILLMATIC (630)
STRIKING ATTACK  DALLAS HILLARY 7637         8   3  0   71 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
WALL OF STEEL    TAISHI CI 7114              8   5  1   57 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
AIMED BLOW       CAO CAO 7112                8   6  0   40 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ONE MIC 7580.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TAISHI CI 7114.  The ten other most popular fighters were GUAN YU 7113, ONE MIC 
7580, PRIVATE 3 7655, PANG DE 7115, DA1 7664, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, SSG 8 7634, JONSON 
ORLES 7656, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, and HOOD POLITICS 7624.

The least popular fighter this week was CAO CAO 7112.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PRIVATE 2 7654, JONZ KLEE 7574, DA2 7665, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, HOOD 
POLITICS 7624, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, JONSON ORLES 7656, SSG 8 7634, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, 
and DA1 7664.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   GHOST SHRIMP (15-4472) LITTLE EVIL SHRIMP  (449) 
                        GREEN KING (21-5183) REAL BEER  (424) 
                     ADDUCTOR MAGNUS (21-5922) MUSCLE MEN  (511) 
                  SASSAFRAS LASS (36-7558) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS  (631) 
                     EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) THE BULLS  (43) 
                            WOR (82-1001) ON A ROLL  (169) 
                 TUNNELING GERBIL (82-16719) LUROCIANS FTF021  (2541) 
                   BLACK HOLE (82-30144) LUCROCIANS FTF04M3  (4938) 
                    HANNAH (82-35298) SUPERIOR FORCES 4501  (5815) 
                BEARDED AXE WOUND (82-37883) CLEARING TO PLOW  (6288) 
                    SMELLY STOCKS (82-39949) MARKET CRASH  (6649) 
                    SAACRED HIGH (82-40687) ROOKIE CULT 43  (6793) 
                      GOLD (82-49985) 4 LETTER TREASURE  (8402) 
                         ITCHY GOO (84-7105) 011609S  (1345) 
                   SUNSHINE (84-19002) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 
                        PEPP (84-27296) 4-LETTER PIZZA  (4845) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DONNA 5966 (120-64-4)                  5  3  0         BABES                

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEATH ON A LEASH 4921 (60-53-0)        0  3  0         DEVIATION            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FANG 7526 (19-3-0)                     2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KHYLAR 4613 (31-17-0)                  4  3  0         WRATHMEN             
VIPER 7544 (26-10-0)                   2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 (9-3-1)            4  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-4-0)                 3  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SERPENTITO 7542 (10-1-0)               4  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0)                    1  3  0  DEAD   SERPENTS HOLD        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 (11-3-0)        3  3  0         DEVIATION            
ONE MIC 7580 (12-0-0)                  2  3  0         STILLMATIC           
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 (11-4-1)         0  3  0         DEVIATION            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOOD POLITICS 7624 (0-0-0)             8  3  0         STILLMATIC