DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2013 Duedate: 12/11/2013
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-697
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ONE MIC
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7580) [20-0-1,161]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ONE MIC DRONE D5
STILLMATIC (630) TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7580) [20-0-1,161] (36-7672) [2-0-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ONE MIC DRONE D1
STILLMATIC (630) TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7580) [20-0-1,161] (36-7669) [1-1-0,14]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 42
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 23 STILLMATIC (630)
3. STILLMATIC (630) 18 Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION (632) 8
5. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 9 1 0 90.0 1/ 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 9 1 0
2- 2 SERPENTS HOLD (629) 94 37 2 71.8 2/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 4 4 0
3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 74 40 5 64.9 3/ 4 STILLMATIC (630) 4 6 0
4/ 4 DEVIATION (632) 34 21 1 61.8 4/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 4 11 1
5/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 28 19 4 59.6 5/ 7 DEVIATION (632) 3 4 0
6- 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 27 27 1 50.0 6- 6 SERPENTS HOLD (629) 2 1 0
7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 289 375 10 43.5 7- 5 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JHANS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for DRONE D5?
TOLBINS HIVE D's proud of him after beating JONSON ORLES and getting 20 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! JONSON ORLES' match with DRONE D5 cost him a loss of 16
points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think ONE MIC should let
M. CHARDINEE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. SERPENTS HOLD
was JHANS' most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of
warriors are DEVIATION? SERPENTS HOLD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't
get them to accept an invitation! Like, is ORVAL PAYNE popular, or what? He was
challenged the most in all of JHANS! He's got a 11-35-1, is that good? Some fights
are really unfair. How do you think DALLAS HILLARY feels about being challenged by
FEELING MINNESOTA, 20 points above her? Is this how DEVIATION advances, by having
their members (FEELING MINNESOTA) fight people that are really below them (DALLAS
HILLARY)?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE MIC 7580 20 0 1 161 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE FLYEST 7549 17 5 1 114 STILLMATIC (630)
FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 13 3 0 102 DEVIATION (632)
-BOLDIN 7625 9 2 1 96 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-SERPENTITO 7542 10 1 0 92 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GARDEN 7619 11 2 0 87 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 12 5 1 78 DEVIATION (632)
DALLAS HILLARY 7637 8 6 0 73 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 11 35 1 69 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRIVATE 3 7655 7 2 0 65 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-VENOM 7529 11 9 0 59 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-SSG 8 7634 5 5 2 59 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAISHI CI 7114 9 6 1 51 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-CAO CAO 7112 9 6 0 49 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
MEGATRON 7568 5 2 0 41 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D5 7672 2 0 0 33 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 6 6 0 32 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
DRONE D3 7668 2 0 0 24 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D2 7671 2 0 0 21 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
SGT 1 7632 3 0 0 17 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
JONSON ORLES 7656 3 7 0 16 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
DRONE D1 7669 1 1 0 14 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
DRONE D4 7670 2 0 0 10 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-UPTON 7660 0 1 0 7 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 1 2 1 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
HOUSE OFTHE HOLY 7623 0 1 0 1 DEVIATION (632)
KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 0 1 0 1 DEVIATION (632)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PRIVATE 2 7680 0 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 BLACK ORC 697 NONE
JONZ KLEE 7574 14 33 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 ONE MIC 7580 694
DA1 7687 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 WURM KIN 697 NONE
DA2 7688 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 BANDIT PRINCE 697 NONE
DA3 7689 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 WURM KIN 697 NONE
HOOD POLITICS 7624 2 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 TAISHI CI 7114 694
PERSONAL ADS
Even worse! One-four, the only win being mine, over a Cult Member. It's
embarrassing. Of course, belonging to a silly cult would be embarrassing, also,
which allows me to realize that I may have done the fellow a favor. He may rethink
his participation in the cult and withdraw, which could be nothing but good for his
soul. -- Ithaca Novum
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PRIVATE 2 was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
FEELING MINNESOTA overpowered DALLAS HILLARY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
20TH CENTURY FOX bested ORVAL PAYNE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ONE MIC devastated M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Title match.
MEGATRON was handily defeated by PRIVATE 3 in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ITHACA NOVUM slimly won victory over DRONE D1 in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
JONSON ORLES was vanquished by DRONE D5 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SGT 1 luckily beat LEE-RON MOSS in a 3 minute melee.
DRONE D2 overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DRONE D3 demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DRONE D4 outwaited HOUSE OFTHE HOLY in a unpopular 14 minute novice's battle.
KINETIC PROVOCATION was beaten by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 13 - 5 - 1 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 1 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 - 2 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 26 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 697 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 5 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK ONE MIC 7580 20 0 1 161 STILLMATIC (630)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 13 3 0 102 DEVIATION (632)
WALL OF STEEL 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 12 5 1 78 DEVIATION (632)
STRIKING ATTACK DALLAS HILLARY 7637 8 6 0 73 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
BASHING ATTACK MEGATRON 7568 5 2 0 41 DEVIATION (632)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ONE MIC 7580. The most popular warrior this turn
was DRONE D1 7669. The ten other most popular fighters were ONE MIC 7580, ITHACA
NOVUM 7648, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, PRIVATE 3
7655, HOUSE OFTHE HOLY 7623, PRIVATE 2 7680, DA2 7688, and FEELING MINNESOTA 7569.
The least popular fighter this week was DRONE D4 7670. The other ten least popular
fighters were KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644, SGT 1 7632, JONSON ORLES 7656, MEGATRON 7568,
DA1 7687, DA3 7689, DRONE D3 7668, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, DRONE D2 7671, and DRONE D5
7672.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ONE MIC (36-7580) STILLMATIC (630)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DONNA 5966 (126-65-4) 4 3 0 BABES
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 (9-4-1) 3 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VIPER 7544 (29-15-0) 4 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-4-0) 0 2 0 PORN IN A BARN
SERPENTITO 7542 (10-1-0) 0 2 0 SERPENTS HOLD
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0) 4 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 (11-3-0) 3 3 0 DEVIATION
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 (11-4-1) 1 3 0 DEVIATION
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BOLDIN 7625 (8-2-1) 3 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SGT 1 7632 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J11
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DRONE D3 7668 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
DRONE D5 7672 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
DRONE D1 7669 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
DRONE D2 7671 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
UPTON 7660 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
DRONE D4 7670 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0) 4 3 0 QUEBEC
THE PACIFIER 2905 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 FUN WITH FRIEND
ROOT BEER SLAM 3097 (7-3-0) 1 3 0 FIZZIN' OUT
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FOGHORN 5479 (6-6-0) 7 3 0 OLD SCHOOL TOONS
MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287 (7-5-0) 2 3 0 HELL'S KITCHEN
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
... A HORSE 6304 (6-2-1) 6 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KILLER AWOKE B4 DAWN 7566 (2-2-0) 2 3 0 DEVIATION
POLECAT PONCHO 7554 (4-0-0) 2 3 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
CHALK DUST TORTURE 3183 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD A PICTURE OF NECTAR
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
A2 4775 (0-2-0) 0 2 0 A-UNIT
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There
often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today,
frowned at them.
A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a
name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling
Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of
being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and
dangerous.
Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his
voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork
lined up! Two or three months, maybe--"
The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
"No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything
straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!"
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI