DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/23/2014 Duedate: 02/05/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-701
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ONE TRICK PONY
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6589) [11-6-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ONE TRICK PONY POSITION IS EMPTY
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6589) [11-6-1,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVAL PAYNE ONE TRICK PONY
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-7582) [11-39-1,73] (36-6589) [11-6-1,107]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEVIATION (632)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PORN IN A BARN (551) 73
2. STILLMATIC (630) 52 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 11 Unchartered Team
4. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 7
5. FRIENDLY AID (156) 0 BEST OF JHANS (170)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 22 3 0 88.0 1- 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 8 2 0
2/ 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 34 15 1 69.4 2/ 2 DEVIATION (632) 6 5 0
3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 78 50 5 60.9 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 5 10 0
4/ 4 DEVIATION (632) 42 29 1 59.2 4/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 4 0 1
5- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 30 21 4 58.8 5/ 7 STILLMATIC (630) 4 9 0
6/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 55 54 5 50.5 6/ 5 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 3 0 0
7/ 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 29 29 1 50.0 7- 4 FRIENDLY AID (156) 2 0 0
8/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 295 389 10 43.1 8/ 8 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 2 2 0
9- 8 FRIENDLY AID (156) 16 44 1 26.7 9- 6 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 745): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 627): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 750): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 722): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 746): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 741): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 749): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 734): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 735): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 734): WHIRLED PEACE of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 700): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 689): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 682): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 633): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 302): LEVANDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 295): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 579): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 627): ZAKAU of JOHNS (A-Sop, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 745): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 627): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 750): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 722): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 746): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 741): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 749): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 734): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 735): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 734): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 700): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 689): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 682): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 633): CM - THE REVENGE (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 302): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 295): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 579): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 627) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 721): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 749): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 735): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 734): WHIRLED PEACE of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
CHOCOLATE THERAPY of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 733): SUZY Q of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
WAMBASU THE BOLD of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
BRACKUS of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 699): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 688): NILISMARIN SALM of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JHANS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Like, TOLBINS HIVE D
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by DEVIATION! Way to go
DEVIATION! MVP award for WHISKERS? PORN IN A BARN's proud of her after beating
MEGATRON and getting 21 points. Talk about yer major upsets! MEGATRON's match with
WHISKERS cost him a loss of 18 points! What a putz! ALOYSIUS THE BEAR fights so
hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a
genius... Was that a tear I saw in ONE TRICK PONY's eye, as he took over
Duelmastership? And wasn't 20TH CENTURY FOX fit to be tied! Who was the wiseguy
that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. TOLBINS HIVE
D was JHANS' most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep
dark secret why DEVIATION's been avoiding TOLBINS HIVE D so much? Or is it just that
they're too scared? Can MIDDLE WAY 17's ITHACA NOVUM be more popular than me? He
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JHANS ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Like, who is this guy??? BAD KITTY gets sent to the Dark Arena,
battles KOBOLD ENFORCER, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet PORN IN A BARN manager
is surprised! What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 6 1 107 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 8 0 0 109 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 10 9 0 104 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 4 0 103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 14 4 0 98 DEVIATION (632)
DALLAS HILLARY 7637 10 8 0 93 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 15 6 1 90 DEVIATION (632)
-PRIVATE 3 7655 8 2 0 77 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 11 39 1 73 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-NICE GUY 1430 11 4 1 72 FRIENDLY AID (156)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAISHI CI 7114 11 6 1 59 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-SSG 8 7634 5 5 2 59 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRONE D2 7671 5 0 0 52 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DRONE D3 7668 5 0 0 52 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-CAO CAO 7112 9 6 0 49 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
WHISKERS 6701 4 1 0 46 PORN IN A BARN (551)
MEGATRON 7568 6 5 0 34 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JONSON ORLES 7656 6 8 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 2 2 0 33 DEVIATION (632)
-DRONE D5 7672 4 1 0 30 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DRONE D1 7669 3 2 0 30 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 6 10 0 28 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
BAD KITTY 7649 1 0 1 26 PORN IN A BARN (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRONE D4 7670 5 0 0 24 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SGT 1 7632 4 2 0 22 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
DESTROY 7696 1 0 0 20 STILLMATIC (630)
HOUSE OFTHE HOLY 7623 1 3 0 18 DEVIATION (632)
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 2 1 0 15 STILLMATIC (630)
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 2 5 1 12 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
MOO 7628 1 0 0 11 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-TINA BROWNING 1960 0 1 0 1 FRIENDLY AID (156)
REBUILD 7697 0 1 0 1 STILLMATIC (630)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KOBOLD ENFORCER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA BAD KITTY 7649 701 NONE
DOPEY 7699 0 1 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 BANDIT PRINCE 701 NONE
DA1 7700 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 BANDIT PRINCE 701 NONE
DA2 7701 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 701 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Jonson is still the Favorite, which I call totally unfair. *I* am the Popularity
Leader, so if anyone on our team is going to be Favorite, it should be ME. -- Orval
Payne
Sgt 1 -- Orval's just jealous because I defeated you and HE lost to a Nice Guy. Too
bad for him! -- Jonson Orles
P.S. Let me buy you a drink, and maybe even some chips to go with it, eh?
So much for Nice Guys finishing last.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DOPEY was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BAD KITTY savagely slew KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 5 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
KINETIC PROVOCATION devastated ITHACA NOVUM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOUSE OFTHE HOLY bested LEE-RON MOSS in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON vanquished ORVAL PAYNE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
ONE TRICK PONY viciously subdued 20TH CENTURY FOX in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
DALLAS HILLARY viciously subdued RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a popular 3 minute duel.
JONSON ORLES was vanquished by TAISHI CI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MEGATRON was beaten by WHISKERS in a 2 minute melee.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOO subdued REBUILD in a unpopular 6 minute amateur's competition.
DESTROY demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 14 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 16 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 24 - 1 38 |
Turn 701 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 6 1 107 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 10 9 0 104 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
STRIKING ATTACK DALLAS HILLARY 7637 10 8 0 93 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
WALL OF STEEL 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 15 6 1 90 DEVIATION (632)
SLASHING ATTACK WHISKERS 6701 4 1 0 46 PORN IN A BARN (551)
BASHING ATTACK MEGATRON 7568 6 5 0 34 DEVIATION (632)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The most popular warrior this
turn was ONE TRICK PONY 6589. The ten other most popular fighters were DALLAS
HILLARY 7637, SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557, KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644, 20TH CENTURY FOX
7567, WHISKERS 6701, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, TAISHI CI 7114, ENVY HIDIN'
SNAKE 7693, and DESTROY 7696.
The least popular fighter this week was MOO 7628. The other ten least popular
fighters were REBUILD 7697, HOUSE OFTHE HOLY 7623, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, BAD KITTY 7649,
DOPEY 7699, DA2 7701, MEGATRON 7568, JONSON ORLES 7656, DA1 7700, and DESTROY 7696.