DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/06/2014    Duedate: 02/19/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-702

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALOYSIUS THE BEAR
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7556) [9-0-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALOYSIUS THE BEAR              POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)        
(36-7556) [9-0-0,119]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    PRIVATE 3
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7582) [11-40-1,74]         (36-7655) [8-3-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)    35
2. STILLMATIC (630)            30      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    26      Unchartered Team
4. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)      14
5. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)     14      BRAWLERS BAR (397)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      22   3  0 88.0   1/ 6 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   5  0 0
 2/ 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   36  15  1 70.6   2/ 4 PORN IN A BARN (551)      5  1 1
 3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          81  52  5 60.9   3- 2 DEVIATION (632)           5  3 0
 4- 4 DEVIATION (632)           42  29  1 59.2   4/ 5 STILLMATIC (630)          5  8 0
 5/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  31  25  4 55.4   5/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 6/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      56  55  5 50.5   6- 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      3  2 0
 7/ 7 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    30  31  1 49.2   7/ 8 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    3  4 0
 8/ 0 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  24  27  0 47.1   8/ 0 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  2  3 0
 9/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      296 393 10 43.0   9- 7 FRIENDLY AID (156)        1  0 0
10- 9 FRIENDLY AID (156)        16  44  1 26.7  10/ 9 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 628): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 751): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): MIKE MCCREADY of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 747): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 701): ONE TRICK PONY of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 983): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 628): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 751): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 747): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 701): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 683): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                            DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
                           BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
                           GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 749): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 735): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
                           GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
               (turn 734): WHIRLED PEACE of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
                           CHOCOLATE THERAPY of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in JHANS, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--MIDNIGHT GREMLINS.  
TOLBINS HIVE D after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and 
taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  What's a move up by 5 you ask?  
(alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to MIDNIGHT 
GREMLINS.  MEDAL OF HONOR J11 had cause to celebrate, after SERGEANT 1 got 20 points 
by beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE.  PRIVATE 3 certainly had a baffled expression on his 
face, after losing to UNBORN and losing 7 points in the process!  Can you believe it? 
ONE TRICK PONY apparently has better things to do as JHANS' Duelmaster than show up 
and fight!  What can be a greater victory?  ALOYSIUS THE BEAR has taken his place as 
the top, as JHANS' new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics 
to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are JHANS' warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of MIDDLE WAY 17 should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, DYNASTY WARRIORS scurried away from MIDDLE 
WAY 17.  Oh, the shame!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  RIRORNI ADVENTURER of 
JHANS spared SSG 8 (5-6-2) from having to lose any more fights.  What's your next 
plan, MEDAL OF HONOR J11?  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed 
body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in JHANS would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  JHANS, I leave 
you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at Lucas Lounge.  'Til next 
time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        9   0  0   119       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557     11   9  0   108       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   6  1   107       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569       14   4  0    98       DEVIATION (632)
 UNBORN 6205                   6   4  0    91       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        15   6  1    90       DEVIATION (632)
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637          10   9  0    87       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             11  40  1    74       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-NICE GUY 1430                11   4  1    72       FRIENDLY AID (156)
 PRIVATE 3 7655                8   3  0    70       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAISHI CI 7114               12   6  1    63       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580          5   3  0    52       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 WHISKERS 6701                 5   1  0    52       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DRONE D2 7671                 5   0  0    52       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DRONE D3 7668                 5   0  0    52       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-CAO CAO 7112                  9   6  0    49       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILICON CARNE 6298            6   2  0    38       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-MEGATRON 7568                 6   5  0    34       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644      2   2  0    33       DEVIATION (632)
-DRONE D5 7672                 4   1  0    30       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DRONE D1 7669                 3   2  0    30       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 DESTROY 7696                  2   0  0    30       STILLMATIC (630)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             6  11  0    29       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             6   9  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             3   5  1    26       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-DRONE D4 7670                 5   0  0    24       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SGT 1 7632                    4   3  0    23       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 SERGEANT 1 7690               1   0  0    20       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-HOUSE OFTHE HOLY 7623         1   3  0    18       DEVIATION (632)
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693        3   1  0    17       STILLMATIC (630)
-MOO 7628                      1   0  0    11       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 SSG 7 7686                    0   1  0     7       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 REBUILD 7697                  1   1  0     6       STILLMATIC (630)
 SUN JIAN 7666                 0   1  0     5       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-TINA BROWNING 1960            0   1  0     1       FRIENDLY AID (156)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLAH 7702               0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 HIGH ELF              702  NONE
MELISSA 6204            3  7 0 EXQUISITE CORPS  546 RIPPLES DORRIGAN      702  NONE
MUMMY DEAREST 6635      2  2 0 EXQUISITE CORPS  546 WURM KIN              702  NONE
SSG 8 7634              5  6 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 RIRORNI ADVENTUR      702  NONE
BAD KITTY 7649          1  1 1 PORN IN A BARN 551   WURM KIN              702  NONE
DA1 7703                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       HIGH ELF              702  NONE
DA2 7704                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       STONE GOLEM           702  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kinetic Provocation -- Shouldn't you be female?  If you were female and had most-
challenged me, I could be really puffed up.  But as it is, I figure you were just out
for the skills.  Well, I did what I could. -- Ithaca Novum

Ha!  Orval was going to do "a personal for the rest of the team" on account of him
being popularity leader, which is a crock of it.  But *I* was the only winner on the
team, so *I* get to do The Personal.  One-four, which is pathetic, but *I* got the
win. -- Dallas Hillary

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAD KITTY was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MELISSA was murdered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
MUMMY DEAREST was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was slain by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON overpowered ORVAL PAYNE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR handily defeated DALLAS HILLARY in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
UNBORN vanquished PRIVATE 3 in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
TAISHI CI unbelievably bested ORCHIDEUS REINE in a popular 2 minute fight.
SSG 8 was killed by RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
WHISKERS demolished ITHACA NOVUM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JONSON ORLES was overcome by SILICON CARNE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
LEE-RON MOSS demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SGT 1 was viciously subdued by DESTROY in a 4 minute conflict.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE won victory over SUN JIAN in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray.
REBUILD bested SSG 7 in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
SERGEANT 1 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  16 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  28 -  0      32  |

Turn 702 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556      9   0  0  119 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
AIMED BLOW       SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557   11   9  0  108 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
TOTAL PARRY      UNBORN 6205                 6   4  0   91 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIVATE 3 7655              8   3  0   70 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
WALL OF STEEL    TAISHI CI 7114             12   6  1   63 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
LUNGING ATTACK   ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580        5   3  0   52 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SSG 8 7634.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRIVATE 3 7655, 
ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580, DESTROY 7696, DA2 7704, ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693, SANFORD'S OTHER 
SON 7557, SSG 7 7686, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556, UNBORN 6205, and WHISKERS 6701.

The least popular fighter this week was SGT 1 7632.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ITHACA NOVUM 7648, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, BLAH 7702, MELISSA 6204, SUN 
JIAN 7666, JONSON ORLES 7656, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, DA1 7703, MUMMY DEAREST 6635, and BAD 
KITTY 7649.