DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/20/2014 Duedate: 03/05/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-703
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SANFORD'S OTHER SON
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7557) [12-9-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SANFORD'S OTHER SON POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7557) [12-9-0,112]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVAL PAYNE SANFORD'S OTHER SON
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7582) [11-41-1,75] (36-7557) [12-9-0,112]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PORN IN A BARN (551)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EXQUISITE CORPS II (546) 37
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 14 Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630) 8
5. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 4 FOOD COURT (547)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 37 15 1 71.2 1/ 2 PORN IN A BARN (551) 6 1 1
2/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 82 54 5 60.3 2/ 4 STILLMATIC (630) 6 7 0
3- 4 DEVIATION (632) 42 29 1 59.2 3/ 8 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546) 5 3 0
4/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 35 26 4 57.4 4/10 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 5 5 0
5/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551) 57 55 5 50.9 5/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 4 0 0
6/ 8 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546) 27 27 0 50.0 6/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 4 11 0
7/ 7 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 30 34 1 46.9 7- 3 DEVIATION (632) 2 2 0
8/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 298 396 10 42.9 8/ 7 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 2 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 747): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 629): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 752): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 724): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 748): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 751): PUTTY KNIFE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 737): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 702): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 691): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 684): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 747): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 629): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 752): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 724): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 748): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 751): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 737): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 702): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 691): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 684): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
(turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! MIDNIGHT GREMLINS? Who? PORN IN A BARN is the top team these days,
buddies! He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes,
observe MIDNIGHT GREMLINS. Last week they got 1-0-0 to drop by 4! What's a move up
by 6 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to
MEDAL OF HONOR J11. Good things come to those who fight well, as EXQUISITE CORPS II
can attest, moving up by 5. Practice pays for PRIVATE 3, who pummelled ENEMY
SABOTEUR, to pocket 11 points. DALLAS HILLARY certainly had a baffled expression on
hers face, after losing to SANFORD'S OTHER SON and losing 1 points in the process!
Can you believe it? ALOYSIUS THE BEAR apparently has better things to do as JHANS'
Duelmaster than show up and fight! In JHANS, nothing is permanent (except Death),
and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, SANFORD'S OTHER SON. Word has it one team in
JHANS is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it
works.
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid PORN IN A BARN. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of DYNASTY WARRIORS, so did that sorry team shy from
PORN IN A BARN Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and TAISHI CI is it right now.
Most challenged warrior. Isn't DYNASTY WARRIORS proud! Take heed JHANS, of the
unprincipled action of UNBORN. By challenging ORVAL PAYNE, 17 points below her,
UNBORN besmirches the noble art of dueling. Warriors of JHANS! Do you wish your
reputations tainted by the base challenge of UNBORN? TAISHI CI found himself
challenged by a warrior 25 below: SILICON CARNE. SILICON CARNE of EXQUISITE CORPS
II kept hers wits as she defeated TAISHI CI.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in JHANS would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. JHANS, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at
Lucas Lounge. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 12 9 0 112 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 9 0 0 119 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 6 1 107 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 4 0 103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 14 4 0 98 DEVIATION (632)
UNBORN 6205 7 4 0 97 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 15 6 1 90 DEVIATION (632)
DALLAS HILLARY 7637 10 10 0 86 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
PRIVATE 3 7655 9 3 0 81 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 11 41 1 75 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILICON CARNE 6298 7 2 0 64 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580 6 3 0 57 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAISHI CI 7114 12 7 1 54 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
WHISKERS 6701 6 1 0 54 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CAO CAO 7112 9 6 0 49 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 7 11 0 34 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-MEGATRON 7568 6 5 0 34 DEVIATION (632)
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 4 5 1 34 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 2 2 0 33 DEVIATION (632)
DESTROY 7696 2 1 0 32 STILLMATIC (630)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
JONSON ORLES 7656 6 10 0 28 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
SGT 1 7632 5 3 0 26 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
SERGEANT 1 7690 2 0 0 26 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 4 1 0 24 STILLMATIC (630)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOUSE OFTHE HOLY 7623 1 3 0 18 DEVIATION (632)
SSG 7 7686 1 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-MOO 7628 1 0 0 11 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SUN JIAN 7666 0 2 0 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
REBUILD 7697 1 2 0 5 STILLMATIC (630)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NOPE 7709 0 1 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 STONE GOLEM 703 NONE
DA1 7706 0 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 STONE GOLEM 703 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Six dead in the Dark Arena! The city may perish! All must flee!
One-four again, and this time it was me getting the win: Lee-Ron Moss. Okay, it was
over a pathetic Embezzling Scribe, it's still a win! And I sure didn't mind seeing
Orval and Dallas get trashed. -- Lee-Ron Moss
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
NOPE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
UNBORN demolished ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SILICON CARNE overpowered TAISHI CI in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON viciously subdued DALLAS HILLARY in a 2 minute gory Title fight.
PRIVATE 3 subdued ENEMY SABOTEUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
ORCHIDEUS REINE vanquished JONSON ORLES in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHISKERS savagely defeated DESTROY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
LEE-RON MOSS handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
ITHACA NOVUM vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SGT 1 outwaited REBUILD in a dull 13 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
SUN JIAN was overpowered by ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SSG 7 demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SERGEANT 1 devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 17 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 29 - 0 29 |
Turn 703 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 12 9 0 112 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
TOTAL PARRY UNBORN 6205 7 4 0 97 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
SLASHING ATTACK PRIVATE 3 7655 9 3 0 81 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
LUNGING ATTACK ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580 6 3 0 57 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
WALL OF STEEL TAISHI CI 7114 12 7 1 54 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The most popular warrior this
turn was SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557. The ten other most popular fighters were WHISKERS
6701, NOPE 7709, DA1 7706, PRIVATE 3 7655, ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580, UNBORN 6205, SILICON
CARNE 6298, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, and ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693.
The least popular fighter this week was SGT 1 7632. The other ten least popular
fighters were REBUILD 7697, SUN JIAN 7666, DESTROY 7696, JONSON ORLES 7656, DALLAS
HILLARY 7637, TAISHI CI 7114, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, SERGEANT 1 7690, SSG 7 7686, and ENVY
HIDIN' SNAKE 7693.