DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/06/2014 Duedate: 03/19/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-704
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLOOD THIRSTER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7199) [16-3-3,155]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLOOD THIRSTER POSITION IS EMPTY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7199) [16-3-3,155]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BLOOD THIRSTER DALLAS HILLARY
VOW TO DESTROY (601) MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7199) [16-3-3,155] (36-7637) [10-11-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 49
2. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 43 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 20 Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630) 2
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 1 KNIGHTS OF MYCIDIA (264)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 37 16 1 69.8 1/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 9 5 1
2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 84 56 5 60.0 2/ 3 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 8 4 1
3/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 39 26 5 60.0 3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 6 6 0
4/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 30 28 1 51.7 4/ 5 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 3 1 0
5- 5 PORN IN A BARN (551) 57 55 5 50.9 5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 3 12 0
6- 7 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 30 34 1 46.9 6- 1 PORN IN A BARN (551) 2 1 0
7/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 52 64 9 44.8 7/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 1 4 0
8/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 298 401 10 42.6 8- 8 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JHANS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Like, PORN IN A BARN
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MEDAL OF HONOR J11! Way
to go MEDAL OF HONOR J11! Uncool, PORN IN A BARN. I mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they
will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The guys at MEDAL OF
HONOR J11 like really pulled together to get a 4-0-1 this turn, moving up by 3. Cut
this out and put it in your scrapbooks, FUR YOUR EYES ONLY! 'Cause they got 3-1-1
and moved up to 2nd! MVP award for SSG 7? MEDAL OF HONOR J11's proud of him after
beating DESTROY and getting 17 points. Talk about yer big time losers! DESTROY got
smashed by SSG 7, and lost 18 points! And I was just getting used to the
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome BLOOD THIRSTER. Aren't VOW TO
DESTROY proud. (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying
for drinks at Lucas Lounge? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. MEDAL OF
HONOR J11 was the most avoided team. Is a 39-26-5 record really that scary? Is
there some deep dark secret why FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's been avoiding MEDAL OF HONOR J11
so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Can MIDDLE WAY 17's ORVAL PAYNE be
more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
MASUIMI MANX must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. She challenged
DALLAS HILLARY. 11 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought
MASUIMI MANX showed great skill and promise when she bested DALLAS HILLARY. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JHANS ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager
sending them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with BLACKWIND's 4-1-0, VOW TO DESTROY?
Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! SGT 1 returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little
upset" at his MEDAL OF HONOR J11 teammates... Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you
guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOOD THIRSTER 7199 16 3 3 155 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 9 0 0 119 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 6 1 107 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 4 0 103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
MASUIMI MANX 6205 8 4 0 100 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 12 10 0 93 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRIVATE 3 7655 10 3 0 90 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
DALLAS HILLARY 7637 10 11 0 88 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 11 42 1 76 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 8 2 0 66 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 6 3 0 57 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAISHI CI 7114 12 7 1 54 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-WHISKERS 6701 6 1 0 54 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CAO CAO 7112 9 6 0 49 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 7 12 0 39 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
SGT 1 7632 6 3 1 39 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 5 1 0 36 STILLMATIC (630)
SERGEANT 1 7690 3 0 0 36 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SSG 7 7686 2 1 0 33 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
JONSON ORLES 7656 6 11 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 4 6 1 26 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESTROY 7696 2 2 0 14 STILLMATIC (630)
PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 1 0 1 14 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-MOO 7628 1 0 0 11 PORN IN A BARN (551)
REBUILD 7697 2 2 0 8 STILLMATIC (630)
-SUN JIAN 7666 0 2 0 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
BULLET WITCH 7273 0 1 0 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
BUNNY YEAGER 7708 0 1 0 1 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 704 NONE
KOBOLD ENFORCER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA SGT 1 7632 704 NONE
BA 7711 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 BLACK ORC 704 NONE
BLACKWIND 7259 4 2 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 STONE GOLEM 704 NONE
DA2 7560 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 704 NONE
STREEN 7277 0 2 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SHEWISH GIANT 704 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hmm. The city doesn't seem to have perished. I almost wish it had! We went two-
three (what a surprise) with the wins being over standbys. I lost to an Unborn
whatever! Tcha. -- Orval Payne
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLACKWIND was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SGT 1 viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 6 minute Dark Arena battle.
STREEN was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BA was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MASUIMI MANX bested DALLAS HILLARY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
PRIVATE 3 overpowered ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON was overpowered by BLOOD THIRSTER in a 1 minute Title melee.
CHEETAH VON TEESE won victory over ITHACA NOVUM in a 1 minute duel.
LEE-RON MOSS was defeated by SERGEANT 1 in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE overpowered JONSON ORLES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DESTROY was handily defeated by SSG 7 in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
REBUILD outwaited BULLET WITCH in a 8 minute amateur's conflict.
BUNNY YEAGER was demolished by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PAMELA GANDERSON executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 9 - 2 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 18 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 33 - 0 25 |
Turn 704 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BLOOD THIRSTER 7199 16 3 3 155 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
TOTAL PARRY MASUIMI MANX 6205 8 4 0 100 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
AIMED BLOW SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 12 10 0 93 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
SLASHING ATTACK PRIVATE 3 7655 10 3 0 90 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
PARRY-STRIKE ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 5 1 0 36 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BLOOD THIRSTER 7199. The most popular warrior this
turn was DALLAS HILLARY 7637. The ten other most popular fighters were STREEN 7277,
MASUIMI MANX 6205, SERGEANT 1 7690, SSG 7 7686, PRIVATE 3 7655, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199,
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693, BULLET WITCH 7273, and PAMELA
GANDERSON 7707.
The least popular fighter this week was REBUILD 7697. The other ten least popular
fighters were BUNNY YEAGER 7708, JONSON ORLES 7656, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, BA 7711, DA2
7560, SGT 1 7632, DESTROY 7696, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, and SANFORD'S
OTHER SON 7557.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629)
THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222)
BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816)
JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398)
LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429)
HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes