DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/06/2014    Duedate: 03/19/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-704

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLOOD THIRSTER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7199) [16-3-3,155]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLOOD THIRSTER                 POSITION IS EMPTY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           
(36-7199) [16-3-3,155]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLOOD THIRSTER                 DALLAS HILLARY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7199) [16-3-3,155]         (36-7637) [10-11-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    49
2. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        43      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)    20      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)             2
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)          1      KNIGHTS OF MYCIDIA (264)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   37  16  1 69.8   1/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  9  5 1
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          84  56  5 60.0   2/ 3 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  8  4 1
 3/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  39  26  5 60.0   3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          6  6 0
 4/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  30  28  1 51.7   4/ 5 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   3  1 0
 5- 5 PORN IN A BARN (551)      57  55  5 50.9   5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       3 12 0
 6- 7 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    30  34  1 46.9   6- 1 PORN IN A BARN (551)      2  1 0
 7/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      52  64  9 44.8   7/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      1  4 0
 8/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      298 401 10 42.6   8- 8 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
                          DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
                           TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, PORN IN A BARN 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MEDAL OF HONOR J11!  Way 
to go MEDAL OF HONOR J11!  Uncool, PORN IN A BARN.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they 
will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at MEDAL OF 
HONOR J11 like really pulled together to get a 4-0-1 this turn, moving up by 3.  Cut 
this out and put it in your scrapbooks, FUR YOUR EYES ONLY!  'Cause they got 3-1-1 
and moved up to 2nd!  MVP award for SSG 7?  MEDAL OF HONOR J11's proud of him after 
beating DESTROY and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  DESTROY got 
smashed by SSG 7, and lost 18 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome BLOOD THIRSTER.  Aren't VOW TO 
DESTROY proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at Lucas Lounge?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  MEDAL OF 
HONOR J11 was the most avoided team.  Is a 39-26-5 record really that scary?  Is 
there some deep dark secret why FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's been avoiding MEDAL OF HONOR J11 
so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can MIDDLE WAY 17's ORVAL PAYNE be 
more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  
MASUIMI MANX must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  She challenged 
DALLAS HILLARY.  11 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 
MASUIMI MANX showed great skill and promise when she bested DALLAS HILLARY.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager 
sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with BLACKWIND's 4-1-0, VOW TO DESTROY? 
Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  SGT 1 returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little 
upset" at his MEDAL OF HONOR J11 teammates...  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you 
guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD THIRSTER 7199          16   3  3   155       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        9   0  0   119       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   6  1   107       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MASUIMI MANX 6205             8   4  0   100       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557     12  10  0    93       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 3 7655               10   3  0    90       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637          10  11  0    88       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             11  42  1    76       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298        8   2  0    66       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           6   3  0    57       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAISHI CI 7114               12   7  1    54       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-WHISKERS 6701                 6   1  0    54       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CAO CAO 7112                  9   6  0    49       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             7  12  0    39       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SGT 1 7632                    6   3  1    39       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693        5   1  0    36       STILLMATIC (630)
 SERGEANT 1 7690               3   0  0    36       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 7 7686                    2   1  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             6  11  0    29       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             4   6  1    26       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTROY 7696                  2   2  0    14       STILLMATIC (630)
 PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         1   0  1    14       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-MOO 7628                      1   0  0    11       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 REBUILD 7697                  2   2  0     8       STILLMATIC (630)
-SUN JIAN 7666                 0   2  0     6       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 BULLET WITCH 7273             0   1  0     5       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 BUNNY YEAGER 7708             0   1  0     1       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 704  NONE
KOBOLD ENFORCER         0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SGT 1 7632            704  NONE
BA 7711                 0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       BLACK ORC             704  NONE
BLACKWIND 7259          4  2 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   STONE GOLEM           704  NONE
DA2 7560                0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   RIPPLES DORRIGAN      704  NONE
STREEN 7277             0  2 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SHEWISH GIANT         704  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hmm.  The city doesn't seem to have perished.  I almost wish it had!  We went two-
three (what a surprise) with the wins being over standbys.  I lost to an Unborn
whatever!  Tcha. -- Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACKWIND was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SGT 1 viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 6 minute Dark Arena battle.
STREEN was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BA was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MASUIMI MANX bested DALLAS HILLARY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
PRIVATE 3 overpowered ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON was overpowered by BLOOD THIRSTER in a 1 minute Title melee.
CHEETAH VON TEESE won victory over ITHACA NOVUM in a 1 minute duel.
LEE-RON MOSS was defeated by SERGEANT 1 in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE overpowered JONSON ORLES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DESTROY was handily defeated by SSG 7 in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
REBUILD outwaited BULLET WITCH in a 8 minute amateur's conflict.
BUNNY YEAGER was demolished by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PAMELA GANDERSON executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   9 -  2      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  18 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  33 -  0      25  |

Turn 704 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOOD THIRSTER 7199        16   3  3  155 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
TOTAL PARRY      MASUIMI MANX 6205           8   4  0  100 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
AIMED BLOW       SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557   12  10  0   93 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIVATE 3 7655             10   3  0   90 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
PARRY-STRIKE     ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693      5   1  0   36 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOOD THIRSTER 7199.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DALLAS HILLARY 7637.  The ten other most popular fighters were STREEN 7277, 
MASUIMI MANX 6205, SERGEANT 1 7690, SSG 7 7686, PRIVATE 3 7655, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, 
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693, BULLET WITCH 7273, and PAMELA 
GANDERSON 7707.

The least popular fighter this week was REBUILD 7697.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUNNY YEAGER 7708, JONSON ORLES 7656, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, BA 7711, DA2 
7560, SGT 1 7632, DESTROY 7696, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, and SANFORD'S 
OTHER SON 7557.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes