DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/03/2014    Duedate: 04/16/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-706

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SANFORD'S OTHER SON
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7557) [14-10-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SANFORD'S OTHER SON            DRONE D2
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)        TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7557) [14-10-0,127]        (36-7671) [7-0-0,75]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    SANFORD'S OTHER SON
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7582) [11-44-1,80]         (36-7557) [14-10-0,127]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        45
2. TOLBINS HIVE D (639)        31      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         25      Unchartered Team
4. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)     12
5. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)     8      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      29   6  0 82.9   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 11  3 2
 2/ 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   39  16  1 70.9   2/ 4*TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      7  3 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  46  29  6 61.3   3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          6  7 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)          88  61  5 59.1   4/ 3 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  4  2 1
 5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     259 234 37 52.5   5/ 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      4 11 0
 6/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  31  29  1 51.7   6/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 7/ 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      55  71  9 43.7   7/ 6 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   2  1 0
 8/10 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      302 407 10 42.6   8/ 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      2  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 632): BRAVO of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 754): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 740): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 739): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 687): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 638): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 632): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 754): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 740): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 739): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 687): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 638): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
                  (turn 693): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-0 outing, VOW TO 
DESTROY has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
SILVERBLEED, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  PRIVATE 3 was subdued by M. CHARDINEE and drops 21 points.  Well, 
everybody's pal SANFORD'S OTHER SON moved his record to 14-10-0 by defeating DALLAS 
HILLARY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 12 recognition points.  An apple a 
day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that STILLMATIC was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of STILLMATIC's warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, 
cause 5440 OR FIGHT! beats feet every time STILLMATIC smiles at them.  Try farming, 
eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, BULLET WITCH would be president.  
Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.  'WERD of 5440 OR FIGHT! had 
better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which he lost. 
I thought 'WERD showed great skill and promise when he was bested by DRONE D2.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Big deal, so BLOOD THIRSTER got mashed in 
the Dark Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. 
(Waka waka).  BLOOD THIRSTER says to his dog--'Who should I fight this week?'.  Dog 
says 'KOBOLD ENFORCER'.  So the guy dies.  Moral?  Put lying dogs to sleep.  There's 
got to be more reason for the sending of SGT 1 to the Dark Arena than his record 
(7-4-2).  Anybody got any ideas MEDAL OF HONOR J11?  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you can pick your 
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557     14  10  0   127       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        9   0  0   119       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 MASUIMI MANX 6205             9   4  0   102       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637          11  12  0    90       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             11  44  1    80       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SPATHIC 6189                 10   9  1    77       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 PRIVATE 3 7655               11   4  0    76       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DRONE D2 7671                 7   0  0    75       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298        8   2  0    66       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 DRONE D5 7672                 6   1  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           6   3  0    57       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 'WERD 3870                    7   5  1    54       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 SSG 7 7686                    4   1  0    54       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DRONE D3 7668                 6   1  0    51       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 1 7690               4   1  0    50       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             7  12  0    46       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             8  13  0    42       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693        6   2  0    37       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCRATCH FURY 6647             6   6  0    32       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 DRONE D1 7669                 4   3  0    31       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 SERGEANT 2 7712               2   0  0    30       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DRONE D4 7670                 6   1  0    27       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             5   7  1    25       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVERBLEED 7720              1   1  0    21       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 DEADSINS 7724                 1   0  0    16       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         1   0  1    14       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 DESTROY 7696                  3   3  0    12       STILLMATIC (630)
 REBUILD 7697                  3   3  0    12       STILLMATIC (630)
 BULLET WITCH 7273             1   2  0    11       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-THIS CAMEL 7710               1   0  0     9       STILLMATIC (630)
 BLACKSUN 7010                 1   3  0     6       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YUGH 7723               0  1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   BLACK ORC             706  NONE
BUNNY YEAGER 7708       0  2 0 FUR YOUR EYES ON 546 STONE GOLEM           706  NONE
SGT 1 7632              7  4 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 SLIPPERS MCGHEE       706  NONE
DA1 7726                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SLIPPERS MCGHEE       706  NONE
BLOOD THIRSTER 7199    16  5 3 VOW TO DESTROY 601   KOBOLD ENFORCER       706  NONE
NOPE 7725               0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   RIPPLES DORRIGAN      706  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whew!  A close shave for the city:  Five deaths in duels.  One more, and the city
would have been destroyed.  Don't as me why, it makes no sense to ME.  People don't
explain these things, you know? -- Dallas Hillary

Our congratulations to Blood Thirster, though we've never found that blood quenches
thirst, too salty. -- those who walk the Middle Way

One-four, and *I* got the only win.  Life is good! -- Dallas Hillary

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLOOD THIRSTER was viciously butchered by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute fight.
SGT 1 was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
BUNNY YEAGER was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
YUGH was slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NOPE was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
'WERD was vanquished by DRONE D2 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SCRATCH FURY was handily defeated by SSG 7 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLACKSUN was unbelievably bested by BULLET WITCH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON vanquished DALLAS HILLARY in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
MASUIMI MANX defeated ORVAL PAYNE in a 3 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
PRIVATE 3 was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPATHIC devastated SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DRONE D5 demolished RIRORNI SPY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ITHACA NOVUM beat DRONE D1 in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
DRONE D3 defeated ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE in a popular 1 minute duel.
DRONE D4 was devastated by JONSON ORLES in a 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
LEE-RON MOSS bested REBUILD in a 3 minute brawl.
DESTROY was devastated by SERGEANT 2 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SILVERBLEED demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEADSINS overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  12 -  3      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  36 -  0      29  |

Turn 706 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557   14  10  0  127 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
TOTAL PARRY      MASUIMI MANX 6205           9   4  0  102 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
PARRY-STRIKE     SPATHIC 6189               10   9  1   77 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIVATE 3 7655             11   4  0   76 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRONE D2 7671               7   0  0   75 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                  7   5  1   54 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
STRIKING ATTACK  SSG 7 7686                  4   1  0   54 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
BASHING ATTACK   DRONE D3 7668               6   1  0   51 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557.  The ten other most popular fighters were MASUIMI 
MANX 6205, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, DRONE D1 7669, JONSON ORLES 7656, 
LEE-RON MOSS 7678, BUNNY YEAGER 7708, DRONE D2 7671, SSG 7 7686, and ITHACA NOVUM 
7648.

The least popular fighter this week was DESTROY 7696.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERGEANT 1 7690, SCRATCH FURY 6647, NOPE 7725, SERGEANT 2 7712, REBUILD 
7697, DRONE D4 7670, BULLET WITCH 7273, 'WERD 3870, YUGH 7723, and DA1 7726.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SANFORD'S OTHER SON (36-7557) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLOOD THIRSTER (36-7199) VOW TO DESTROY (601)