DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/17/2014    Duedate: 04/30/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-707

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRIVATE 3
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7655) [12-4-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRIVATE 3                      DRONE D5
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7655) [12-4-0,102]         (36-7672) [7-1-0,67]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    DEADSINS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7582) [11-45-1,79]         (36-7724) [1-1-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    47
2. STILLMATIC (630)            27      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)        24      Unchartered Team
4. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)    21
5. VOW TO DESTROY (601)         5      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      31   9  0 77.5   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 10  4 1
 2/ 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   39  17  1 69.6   2/ 2*TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      9  6 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  49  30  6 62.0   3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          7  5 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)          91  61  5 59.9   4/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       6  9 0
 5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     261 237 37 52.4   5/ 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      4 10 0
 6/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  33  32  1 50.8   6/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      4 11 0
 7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      56  75  9 42.7   7/ 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  3  4 0
 8/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      304 410 10 42.6   8/ 7 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): MY ADIDAS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Coming up with a solid 2-3-0 outing, 5440 OR FIGHT! has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at STILLMATIC had a good week as 
they went 3-0-0 to put them in 3rd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, 
watch out for PRIVATE 3, who flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing MASUIMI 
MANX like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to 
walk out on the sands.  MASUIMI MANX was overcame by PRIVATE 3 and drops 22 points.  
Unlike most arenas, SANFORD'S OTHER SON managed to get his challenge off against the 
0-0-0 WURM KIN.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as WURM KIN killed the Duelmaster, 
SANFORD'S OTHER SON, leaving MIDNIGHT GREMLINS in mourning.  This incredible death 
has allowed, I might add, PRIVATE 3 from MEDAL OF HONOR J11 to ascend to the throne 
of Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Can you believe they are paying 
me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad MEDAL OF  HONOR J11?  Big bad 
MEDAL OF HONOR J11.  Big bad MEDAL OF HONOR J11.  JHANS' afraid of the big bad MEDAL 
OF HONOR J11.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 5440 OR 
FIGHT!'s act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
MEDAL OF HONOR J11.  And who is this ORVAL PAYNE you ask, with 79 points and a 
11-45-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, CHEETAH VON TEESE went after DALLAS HILLARY, who was higher by 24 points.  
Well, when the dust settled, CHEETAH VON TEESE subdued DALLAS HILLARY.  SSG 7 of 
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 had better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a 
challenge which he won.  I thought SSG 7 showed great skill and promise when he beat 
JONSON ORLES.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHANS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 3 7655               12   4  0   102       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        9   0  0   119       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298        9   2  0    88       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 SPATHIC 6189                 11   9  1    85       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 MASUIMI MANX 6205             9   5  0    80       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 RITA HAYBURNER 6580           7   3  0    80       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             11  45  1    79       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637          11  13  0    70       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DRONE D5 7672                 7   1  0    67       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 1 7690               5   1  0    65       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 SSG 7 7686                    5   1  0    63       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 'WERD 3870                    8   5  1    60       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 DRONE D2 7671                 7   1  0    57       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693        7   2  0    46       STILLMATIC (630)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             9  13  0    45       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DRONE D4 7670                 7   1  0    44       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 DRONE D3 7668                 6   2  0    41       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 JONSON ORLES 7656             7  13  0    39       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             6   7  1    34       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCRATCH FURY 6647             6   7  0    30       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 DRONE D1 7669                 4   4  0    28       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 SILVERBLEED 7720              2   1  0    27       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 SERGEANT 2 7712               2   1  0    27       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTROY 7696                  4   3  0    22       STILLMATIC (630)
 REBUILD 7697                  4   3  0    20       STILLMATIC (630)
 DEADSINS 7724                 1   1  0    10       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 BULLET WITCH 7273             1   3  0    10       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-THIS CAMEL 7710               1   0  0     9       STILLMATIC (630)
 PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         1   1  1     7       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 BLACKSUN 7010                 1   4  0     7       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRINGITONBLACKOR 7731   0  1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   BLACK ORC             707  NONE
TIMY PRANCER 01 7732    0  1 0 FUR YOUR EYES ON 546 STONE GOLEM           707  NONE
SANFORD'S OTHER  7557  14 11 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLIN 631 WURM KIN              707  NONE
DEADMEAT 7728           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   STONE GOLEM           707  NONE
DEADMEAT 2 7729         0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   HIGH ELF              707  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Six deaths in the arena.  We're doomed.

Our congratulations to Sanford's Other Son.  Maybe he can be First now, instead of
just Other? -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

Three-two, and Dallas and Orval BOTH lost?  Drink a round on us, sword-brothers! 
This is worth celebrating. -- Ithaca Novum

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SANFORD'S OTHER SON was dealt death by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIMY PRANCER 01 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEADMEAT 2 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DEADMEAT was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BRINGITONBLACKORC was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPATHIC bested ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute gory expert's Challenge brawl.
CHEETAH VON TEESE devastated DALLAS HILLARY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SSG 7 handily defeated JONSON ORLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SCRATCH FURY slimly lost to ITHACA NOVUM in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
PAMELA GANDERSON was vanquished by LEE-RON MOSS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DEADSINS was defeated by REBUILD in a 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BLACKSUN was handily defeated by SILVERBLEED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MASUIMI MANX was demolished by PRIVATE 3 in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DRONE D2 was devastated by RITA HAYBURNER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DRONE D5 devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
'WERD handily defeated SERGEANT 2 in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DRONE D3 was overpowered by SERGEANT 1 in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE overpowered DRONE D1 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DRONE D4 unbelievably bested RIRORNI SPY in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
DESTROY overpowered BULLET WITCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  14 -  3      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  35 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  13 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIVATE 3 7655             12   4  0  102 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
AIMED BLOW       CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298      9   2  0   88 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
PARRY-STRIKE     SPATHIC 6189               11   9  1   85 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
TOTAL PARRY      MASUIMI MANX 6205           9   5  0   80 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
LUNGING ATTACK   RITA HAYBURNER 6580         7   3  0   80 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
STRIKING ATTACK  SSG 7 7686                  5   1  0   63 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                  8   5  1   60 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
BASHING ATTACK   DRONE D3 7668               6   2  0   41 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEADSINS 7724.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRIVATE 3 7655, 
DEADMEAT 7728, BRINGITONBLACKORC 7731, SPATHIC 6189, SSG 7 7686, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, 
LEE-RON MOSS 7678, 'WERD 3870, SERGEANT 1 7690, and CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298.

The least popular fighter this week was BULLET WITCH 7273.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DRONE D2 7671, MASUIMI MANX 6205, BLACKSUN 7010, JONSON ORLES 
7656, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, DEADMEAT 2 7729, DRONE D4 7670, DRONE D1 7669, DRONE D3 7668, 
and DALLAS HILLARY 7637.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SANFORD'S OTHER SON (36-7557) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)