DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2014    Duedate: 06/11/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-710

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAY RIDE
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6305) [16-5-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAY RIDE                       KERN
PORN IN A BARN (551)           ORDER (635)
(36-6305) [16-5-0,113]         (36-7601) [4-1-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPATHIC                        MEGATRON
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)           DEVIATION (632)
(36-6189) [12-11-1,63]         (36-7568) [7-7-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION (632)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)    58
2. DEVIATION (632)             37      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. STILLMATIC (630)            26      Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551)        11
5. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)         7      ORDER (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ORDER (635)                4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3 DEVIATION (632)          10  4 0
 2/ 1 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      39  16  0 70.9   2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  6 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  54  34  7 61.4   3/ 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      8  7 0
 4/ 4 DEVIATION (632)           52  33  1 61.2   4/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  7  7 0
 5/ 5 STILLMATIC (630)          99  67  5 59.6   5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      6  9 0
 6/ 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     267 246 37 52.0   6/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  5  4 1
 7/ 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  40  39  1 50.6   7/ 9 PORN IN A BARN (551)      3  5 0
 8/ 7 PORN IN A BARN (551)      60  60  5 50.0   8- 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      3  6 0
 9/ 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    30  39  1 43.5   9- 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       1  4 0
10-10 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      305 414 10 42.4  10/10 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    0  5 0
11-11 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      59  81  9 42.1  11/ 0*ORDER (635)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 754): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 759): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 731): DRONE C1 of TOLBINS HIVE C (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 755): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 750): DESMOND DOSS of MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 758): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 743): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 744): HAMMER FINGER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 743): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 698): JELLY BELLY of SHEWISH CANDY (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 691): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 642): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 388): CARELESS BEAR of DARSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 636): RICHARD RAMIREZ of MY MAIN MEN (Coach, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 754): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 759): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 731): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr,)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 754): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 750): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 758): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 743): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 744): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 743): PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 698): FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 691): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 642): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 588): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 636): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 730): SUN TREE of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 750): ALBERT KING of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 749): LEGIONAIRE of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 742): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 697): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 691): ONE EYED JACK of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 641): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHANS to see 
what's new.  Too bad, STILLMATIC, but DEVIATION was just too good to be stopped.  
What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 40-39-1 you ask?  
(Sure)  FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for 
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE?  STILLMATIC's proud of him after beating RIRORNI ADVENTURER and 
getting 18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  'WERD's match with WHISKERS cost 
him a loss of 10 points!  DRONE D5 thinks his 8-3-0 and studly character is good 
enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  FEELING MINNESOTA stopped DRONE D5 dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy 
that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge?  Don't look at me! 
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of VOW TO DESTROY must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are DYNASTY 
WARRIORS?  VOW TO DESTROY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!  Can FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's RITA HAYBURNER be more popular than 
me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Some fights are 
really unfair.  How do you think RITA HAYBURNER feels about being challenged by ONE 
TRICK PONY, 29 points above her?  A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, 
when ONE TRICK PONY challenged RITA HAYBURNER, 29 points below and lost!  Send 'im to 
the Dark Arena!  Speaking of challenging 27 points above did you hear about DRONE D2 
of TOLBINS HIVE D vs. MEDAL OF HONOR J11's PRIVATE 3?  (And how was that intro!) 
PRIVATE 3 defeated DRONE D2, and was I surprised (right!).  But its a good thing 
PRIVATE 3 could stop laughing long enough to give DRONE D2 a good pounding.  People 
were asking me did GRAB THE BULL REALLY challenge DESTROY?  (all right, maybe they 
didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DESTROY 
wants me to write about it since he won victory over GRAB THE BULL.  Satisfied?  HAY 
RIDE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  She challenged CHEETAH 
VON TEESE.  13 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought HAY 
RIDE showed great skill and promise when she lost to CHEETAH VON TEESE.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAY RIDE 6305                16   5  0   113       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 3 7655               14   5  0   110       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        18   6  1   107       DEVIATION (632)
 CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       11   3  0   107       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   5  0    98       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D5 7672                 8   3  0    87       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DALLAS HILLARY 7637          12  13  0    85       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   7  1    85       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693       10   2  0    84       STILLMATIC (630)
-ORVAL PAYNE 7582             11  46  1    80       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 MASUIMI MANX 6205            10   7  0    79       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 DRONE D2 7671                 8   3  0    74       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D1 7669                 7   4  0    71       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-SSG 7 7686                    6   1  1    68       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644      5   2  0    67       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCRATCH FURY 6647             9   7  0    66       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 SPATHIC 6189                 12  11  1    63       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 DRONE D4 7670                 9   2  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 WHISKERS 6701                 7   2  0    57       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERN 7601                     4   1  0    56       ORDER (635)
-TAISHI CI 7114               12   8  1    55       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   2  0    52       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SILVERBLEED 7720              3   1  0    50       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CAO CAO 7112                  9   7  0    48       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-ITHACA NOVUM 7648             9  14  0    41       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 MEGATRON 7568                 7   7  0    41       DEVIATION (632)
 DRONE D3 7668                 7   4  0    41       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 'WERD 3870                    8   8  1    37       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOO 7628                      3   0  0    28       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-LEE-RON MOSS 7678             6   8  1    27       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DESTROY 7696                  6   4  0    27       STILLMATIC (630)
-DEADSINS 7724                 3   1  0    26       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REBUILD 7697                  6   4  0    22       STILLMATIC (630)
 EARTHA KITTEN 7738            2   0  0    20       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 XIAHOU DUN 7674               0   3  0    17       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 SKIRN 7734                    2   1  0    14       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 THIS CAMEL 7710               2   2  0     9       STILLMATIC (630)
-SUN JIAN 7666                 0   2  0     6       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 SERGEANT 4 7730               1   1  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            0   2  0     2       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 SOUL KITCHEN 7743             0   1  0     1       DEVIATION (632)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7745                0  1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   SLIPPERS MCGHEE       710  NONE
JONSON ORLES 7656       7 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SSG 7 7686            708   
DA 7744                 0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       KOBOLD ENFORCER       710  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRONE D5 was demolished by FEELING MINNESOTA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAY RIDE was bested by CHEETAH VON TEESE in a 3 minute Challenge Title contest.
ONE TRICK PONY was defeated by RITA HAYBURNER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
DRONE D2 was devastated by PRIVATE 3 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DRONE D1 bested SPATHIC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
DRONE D3 was handily defeated by KINETIC PROVOCATION in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WHISKERS vanquished 'WERD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
MOO unbelievably bested REBUILD in a slow 14 minute gory Challenge duel.
GRAB THE BULL was overpowered by DESTROY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
EARTHA KITTEN defeated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SKIRN luckily beat SERGEANT 4 in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
20TH CENTURY FOX demolished MASUIMI MANX in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE viciously subdued RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a popular 4 minute conflict.
DRONE D4 luckily beat MEGATRON in a action packed 5 minute gruesome struggle.
KERN was narrowly defeated by SCRATCH FURY in a 2 minute brawl.
THIS CAMEL bested SOUL KITCHEN in a exciting 6 minute brutal novice's brawl.
PAMELA GANDERSON overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  17 -  3      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  25 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  36 -  1      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  19 -  0      27  |

Turn 710 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HAY RIDE 6305              16   5  0  113 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIVATE 3 7655             14   5  0  110 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
WALL OF STEEL    20TH CENTURY FOX 7567      18   6  1  107 DEVIATION (632)
AIMED BLOW       CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298     11   3  0  107 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
LUNGING ATTACK   RITA HAYBURNER 6580         8   5  0   98 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
PARRY-STRIKE     ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693     10   2  0   84 STILLMATIC (630)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRONE D1 7669               7   4  0   71 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
BASHING ATTACK   SCRATCH FURY 6647           9   7  0   66 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERN 7601                   4   1  0   56 ORDER (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPATHIC 6189.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MEGATRON 7568.  The ten other most popular fighters were ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693, 
SERGEANT 4 7730, SPATHIC 6189, SOUL KITCHEN 7743, DRONE D1 7669, DA 7744, CHEETAH VON 
TEESE 6298, RITA HAYBURNER 6580, WHISKERS 6701, and DRONE D4 7670.

The least popular fighter this week was MOO 7628.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REBUILD 7697, SKIRN 7734, GRAB THE BULL 7705, DRONE D3 7668, DRONE D2 
7671, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, DA1 7745, THIS CAMEL 7710, MASUIMI MANX 6205, and XIAHOU 
DUN 7674.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FEELING MINNESOTA (36-7569) DEVIATION (632)