DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/29/2014 Duedate: 06/11/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-710
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HAY RIDE
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6305) [16-5-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HAY RIDE KERN
PORN IN A BARN (551) ORDER (635)
(36-6305) [16-5-0,113] (36-7601) [4-1-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPATHIC MEGATRON
5440 OR FIGHT! (336) DEVIATION (632)
(36-6189) [12-11-1,63] (36-7568) [7-7-0,41]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEVIATION (632)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 58
2. DEVIATION (632) 37 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. STILLMATIC (630) 26 Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551) 11
5. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 7 ORDER (635)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*ORDER (635) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 3 DEVIATION (632) 10 4 0
2/ 1 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 39 16 0 70.9 2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 6 0
3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 54 34 7 61.4 3/ 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 8 7 0
4/ 4 DEVIATION (632) 52 33 1 61.2 4/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 7 7 0
5/ 5 STILLMATIC (630) 99 67 5 59.6 5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 6 9 0
6/ 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 267 246 37 52.0 6/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 5 4 1
7/ 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 40 39 1 50.6 7/ 9 PORN IN A BARN (551) 3 5 0
8/ 7 PORN IN A BARN (551) 60 60 5 50.0 8- 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 3 6 0
9/ 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 30 39 1 43.5 9- 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 1 4 0
10-10 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 305 414 10 42.4 10/10 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 0 5 0
11-11 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 59 81 9 42.1 11/ 0*ORDER (635) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 754): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 759): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 731): DRONE C1 of TOLBINS HIVE C (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 755): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 750): DESMOND DOSS of MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 758): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 743): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 744): HAMMER FINGER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 743): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 698): JELLY BELLY of SHEWISH CANDY (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 691): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 642): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 388): CARELESS BEAR of DARSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 636): RICHARD RAMIREZ of MY MAIN MEN (Coach, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 754): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 636): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 759): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 731): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr,)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 754): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 750): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 758): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 743): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 744): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 743): PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 709): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 698): FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 691): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 642): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 588): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 636): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 730): SUN TREE of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 750): ALBERT KING of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 749): LEGIONAIRE of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 742): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 697): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 691): ONE EYED JACK of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 641): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out JHANS to see
what's new. Too bad, STILLMATIC, but DEVIATION was just too good to be stopped.
What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 40-39-1 you ask?
(Sure) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE? STILLMATIC's proud of him after beating RIRORNI ADVENTURER and
getting 18 points. Talk about yer major upsets! 'WERD's match with WHISKERS cost
him a loss of 10 points! DRONE D5 thinks his 8-3-0 and studly character is good
enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? This Duelmaster is like something
else! FEELING MINNESOTA stopped DRONE D5 dead in his tracks! Who was the wiseguy
that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of VOW TO DESTROY must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are DYNASTY
WARRIORS? VOW TO DESTROY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! Can FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's RITA HAYBURNER be more popular than
me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? Some fights are
really unfair. How do you think RITA HAYBURNER feels about being challenged by ONE
TRICK PONY, 29 points above her? A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets,
when ONE TRICK PONY challenged RITA HAYBURNER, 29 points below and lost! Send 'im to
the Dark Arena! Speaking of challenging 27 points above did you hear about DRONE D2
of TOLBINS HIVE D vs. MEDAL OF HONOR J11's PRIVATE 3? (And how was that intro!)
PRIVATE 3 defeated DRONE D2, and was I surprised (right!). But its a good thing
PRIVATE 3 could stop laughing long enough to give DRONE D2 a good pounding. People
were asking me did GRAB THE BULL REALLY challenge DESTROY? (all right, maybe they
didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DESTROY
wants me to write about it since he won victory over GRAB THE BULL. Satisfied? HAY
RIDE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. She challenged CHEETAH
VON TEESE. 13 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought HAY
RIDE showed great skill and promise when she lost to CHEETAH VON TEESE. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAY RIDE 6305 16 5 0 113 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRIVATE 3 7655 14 5 0 110 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 18 6 1 107 DEVIATION (632)
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 11 3 0 107 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 5 0 98 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D5 7672 8 3 0 87 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DALLAS HILLARY 7637 12 13 0 85 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 7 1 85 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 10 2 0 84 STILLMATIC (630)
-ORVAL PAYNE 7582 11 46 1 80 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
MASUIMI MANX 6205 10 7 0 79 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
DRONE D2 7671 8 3 0 74 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D1 7669 7 4 0 71 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-SSG 7 7686 6 1 1 68 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 5 2 0 67 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCRATCH FURY 6647 9 7 0 66 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
SPATHIC 6189 12 11 1 63 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
DRONE D4 7670 9 2 0 61 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
WHISKERS 6701 7 2 0 57 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KERN 7601 4 1 0 56 ORDER (635)
-TAISHI CI 7114 12 8 1 55 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-SERGEANT 1 7690 5 2 0 52 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 3 1 0 50 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CAO CAO 7112 9 7 0 48 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-ITHACA NOVUM 7648 9 14 0 41 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
MEGATRON 7568 7 7 0 41 DEVIATION (632)
DRONE D3 7668 7 4 0 41 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
'WERD 3870 8 8 1 37 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOO 7628 3 0 0 28 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-LEE-RON MOSS 7678 6 8 1 27 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
DESTROY 7696 6 4 0 27 STILLMATIC (630)
-DEADSINS 7724 3 1 0 26 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REBUILD 7697 6 4 0 22 STILLMATIC (630)
EARTHA KITTEN 7738 2 0 0 20 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
XIAHOU DUN 7674 0 3 0 17 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
SKIRN 7734 2 1 0 14 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
THIS CAMEL 7710 2 2 0 9 STILLMATIC (630)
-SUN JIAN 7666 0 2 0 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
SERGEANT 4 7730 1 1 0 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
GRAB THE BULL 7705 0 2 0 2 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SOUL KITCHEN 7743 0 1 0 1 DEVIATION (632)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 7745 0 1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 710 NONE
JONSON ORLES 7656 7 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SSG 7 7686 708
DA 7744 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 KOBOLD ENFORCER 710 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRONE D5 was demolished by FEELING MINNESOTA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAY RIDE was bested by CHEETAH VON TEESE in a 3 minute Challenge Title contest.
ONE TRICK PONY was defeated by RITA HAYBURNER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
DRONE D2 was devastated by PRIVATE 3 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DRONE D1 bested SPATHIC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
DRONE D3 was handily defeated by KINETIC PROVOCATION in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WHISKERS vanquished 'WERD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
MOO unbelievably bested REBUILD in a slow 14 minute gory Challenge duel.
GRAB THE BULL was overpowered by DESTROY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
EARTHA KITTEN defeated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SKIRN luckily beat SERGEANT 4 in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
20TH CENTURY FOX demolished MASUIMI MANX in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE viciously subdued RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a popular 4 minute conflict.
DRONE D4 luckily beat MEGATRON in a action packed 5 minute gruesome struggle.
KERN was narrowly defeated by SCRATCH FURY in a 2 minute brawl.
THIS CAMEL bested SOUL KITCHEN in a exciting 6 minute brutal novice's brawl.
PAMELA GANDERSON overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 17 - 3 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 22 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 36 - 1 29 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 19 - 0 27 |
Turn 710 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY HAY RIDE 6305 16 5 0 113 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SLASHING ATTACK PRIVATE 3 7655 14 5 0 110 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
WALL OF STEEL 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 18 6 1 107 DEVIATION (632)
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 11 3 0 107 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
LUNGING ATTACK RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 5 0 98 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
PARRY-STRIKE ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 10 2 0 84 STILLMATIC (630)
PARRY-LUNGE DRONE D1 7669 7 4 0 71 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
BASHING ATTACK SCRATCH FURY 6647 9 7 0 66 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
STRIKING ATTACK KERN 7601 4 1 0 56 ORDER (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPATHIC 6189. The most popular warrior this turn
was MEGATRON 7568. The ten other most popular fighters were ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693,
SERGEANT 4 7730, SPATHIC 6189, SOUL KITCHEN 7743, DRONE D1 7669, DA 7744, CHEETAH VON
TEESE 6298, RITA HAYBURNER 6580, WHISKERS 6701, and DRONE D4 7670.
The least popular fighter this week was MOO 7628. The other ten least popular
fighters were REBUILD 7697, SKIRN 7734, GRAB THE BULL 7705, DRONE D3 7668, DRONE D2
7671, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, DA1 7745, THIS CAMEL 7710, MASUIMI MANX 6205, and XIAHOU
DUN 7674.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FEELING MINNESOTA (36-7569) DEVIATION (632)