DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/12/2014    Duedate: 06/25/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRIVATE 3
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7655) [15-5-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRIVATE 3                      KERN
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)       ORDER (635)
(36-7655) [15-5-0,121]         (36-7601) [5-1-0,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPATHIC                        'WERD
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)           5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
(36-6189) [13-11-1,86]         (36-3870) [8-9-1,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION (632)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)        59
2. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        56      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    27      Unchartered Team
4. ORDER (635)                 13
5. TOLBINS HIVE D (639)        12      ORDER (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ORDER (635)                5   2  0 71.4   1/ 1 DEVIATION (632)           9  4 1
 2/ 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      41  19  0 68.3   2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          8  6 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  56  34  7 62.2   3/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      7  8 0
 4/ 4 DEVIATION (632)           54  35  2 60.7   4- 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  6  4 0
 5/ 5 STILLMATIC (630)         101  70  5 59.1   5/ 3 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      6  9 0
 6/ 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     271 247 37 52.3   6/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  5  2 0
 7- 7 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  40  39  1 50.6   7/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      3  5 1
 8/ 8 PORN IN A BARN (551)      60  63  5 48.8   8/ 7 PORN IN A BARN (551)      3  8 0
 9- 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    30  39  1 43.5   9/11*ORDER (635)               1  2 0
10/11 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      61  83 10 42.4  10-10 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 755): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 637): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 760): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 732): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 756): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 751): DESMOND DOSS of MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 759): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 744): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 745): STRAWBABERRY of BEEFCAKES (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 744): MAME HOSHIRO of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 710): HAY RIDE of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 699): JELLY BELLY of SHEWISH CANDY (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 692): OMAHA of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 643): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 589): CARELESS BEAR of DARSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 637): RICHARD RAMIREZ of MY MAIN MEN (Coach, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 755): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 637): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 760): DESK JOCKEY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 732): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr,)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 755): IT'S ALL OVER (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 751): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 759): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 744): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 745): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 744): PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 710): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 699): FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 692): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 643): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 589): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 637): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 755): MARY MARY of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 760): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 751): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 750): ALBERT KING of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 759): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 744): MAME HOSHIRO of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 699): JELLY BELLY of SHEWISH CANDY (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 692): JURGENHALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
               (turn 691): ONE EYED JACK of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  5440 OR FIGHT! had cause to celebrate, after 
SPATHIC got 23 points by beating ONE TRICK PONY.  ONE TRICK PONY certainly had a 
baffled expression on his face, after losing to SPATHIC and losing 20 points in the 
process!  A certain someone saw HAY RIDE at Lucas Lounge with the shakes, and now she 
fails to show up to defend hers throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In JHANS, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, PRIVATE 3.  So 
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds 
like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid 5440 OR FIGHT!.  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of DEVIATION, so did that sorry team shy from 5440 OR 
FIGHT!  If challenges were horses, KERN could open up a fast food joint!  Place your 
bets!  DRONE D2 is the long shot of the week:  they challenged 20TH CENTURY FOX, up 
by 33.  The gods smiled upon DRONE D2, in his upset fight against 20TH CENTURY FOX.  
DRONE D2 gets a win, 29 points, and a free drink on me.  (Next week, OK?) GRAB THE 
BULL challenged DESTROY!  Who says PORN IN A BARN are just a bunch of wimps!  GRAB 
THE BULL of PORN IN A BARN kept his wits as he was overcame by DESTROY.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  BLACK ORC in 
the Dark Arena wasn't enough for DEAD2 of VOW TO DESTROY.  Maybe that certain serving 
girl(?) at Lucas Lounge will be!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will 
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHANS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 3 7655               15   5  0   121       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   5  0   113       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       11   3  0   107       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 DRONE D2 7671                 9   3  0   103       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   5  0    98       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPATHIC 6189                 13  11  1    86       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693       11   2  0    86       STILLMATIC (630)
 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        18   7  1    84       DEVIATION (632)
 DRONE D5 7672                 8   4  0    83       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 SCRATCH FURY 6647            10   7  0    81       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-MASUIMI MANX 6205            10   7  0    79       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-SSG 7 7686                    6   1  1    68       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644      5   2  0    67       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   8  1    65       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 KERN 7601                     5   1  0    64       ORDER (635)
 DRONE D4 7670                10   2  0    63       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 MEGATRON 7568                 8   7  0    62       DEVIATION (632)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D1 7669                 7   5  0    59       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAISHI CI 7114               12   8  1    55       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   2  0    52       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SILVERBLEED 7720              3   1  0    50       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CAO CAO 7112                  9   7  0    48       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 'WERD 3870                    8   9  1    43       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 DEADSINS 7724                 4   1  0    43       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 WHISKERS 6701                 7   3  0    40       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 DRONE D3 7668                 7   5  0    38       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD2 7749                    1   0  1    33       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 DESTROY 7696                  7   4  0    29       STILLMATIC (630)
-MOO 7628                      3   0  0    28       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REBUILD 7697                  6   5  0    23       STILLMATIC (630)
 SERGEANT 4 7730               2   1  0    21       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            2   0  0    20       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-XIAHOU DUN 7674               0   3  0    17       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 SKIRN 7734                    3   1  0    16       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 DIRTY DOZEN 7757              1   0  0    13       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 THIS CAMEL 7710               2   3  0     9       STILLMATIC (630)
 SOUL KITCHEN 7743             1   1  1     8       DEVIATION (632)
-SUN JIAN 7666                 0   2  0     6       DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            0   3  0     4       PORN IN A BARN (551)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DEAD2 7749            711  NONE
FODDER 36 7751          0  1 0 DEVIATION 632        SLIPPERS MCGHEE       711  NONE
JONSON ORLES 7656       7 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SSG 7 7686            708   
DATA 1 7603             0  1 0 ORDER 635            BANDIT PRINCE         711  NONE
DA1 7750                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       BANDIT PRINCE         711  NONE
DEADMEAT 7748           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   HIGH ELF              711  NONE
DELVEKIA 7747           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SOUL KITCHEN 7743     711   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD2 viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DATA 1 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DEADMEAT was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FODDER 36 was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DRONE D5 was demolished by PRIVATE 3 in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
DRONE D2 vanquished 20TH CENTURY FOX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SCRATCH FURY overpowered DRONE D1 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MEGATRON overpowered WHISKERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DRONE D3 was vanquished by KERN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GRAB THE BULL was defeated by DESTROY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute match.
ONE TRICK PONY was handily defeated by SPATHIC in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DRONE D4 subdued 'WERD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
DEADSINS handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
REBUILD was subdued by SERGEANT 4 in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur upset brawl.
THIS CAMEL was viciously subdued by SKIRN in a tiring 9 minute beginner's fight.
SOUL KITCHEN viciously butchered DELVEKIA in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray.
DIRTY DOZEN devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -   4 -  0      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  17 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  27 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  23 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  19 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  35 -  1      30  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIVATE 3 7655             15   5  0  121 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRONE D2 7671               9   3  0  103 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
PARRY-STRIKE     SPATHIC 6189               13  11  1   86 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
WALL OF STEEL    20TH CENTURY FOX 7567      18   7  1   84 DEVIATION (632)
AIMED BLOW       DRONE D5 7672               8   4  0   83 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
BASHING ATTACK   SCRATCH FURY 6647          10   7  0   81 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERN 7601                   5   1  0   64 ORDER (635)
TOTAL PARRY      DRONE D4 7670              10   2  0   63 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRONE D1 7669               7   5  0   59 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPATHIC 6189.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was 'WERD 3870.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 4 7730, SOUL 
KITCHEN 7743, DELVEKIA 7747, DEAD2 7749, PRIVATE 3 7655, DRONE D2 7671, SCRATCH FURY 
6647, MEGATRON 7568, KERN 7601, and DESTROY 7696.

The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THIS CAMEL 7710, REBUILD 7697, DRONE D4 7670, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, 
DRONE D3 7668, WHISKERS 6701, DRONE D1 7669, 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, DRONE D5 7672, 
and FODDER 36 7751.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRIVATE 3 (36-7655) MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 
                        CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY  (659) 
                 FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS  (1019) 
                     WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II  (3620) 
                       CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20  (2091) 
                          ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX  (2126) 
                  SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED  (6707) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes