DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/26/2014 Duedate: 07/09/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-712
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7556) [10-0-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR KERN
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) ORDER (635)
(36-7556) [10-0-0,125] (36-7601) [6-1-0,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPATHIC EARTHA KITTEN
5440 OR FIGHT! (336) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6189) [13-12-1,74] (36-7738) [2-1-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PORN IN A BARN (551) 46
2. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 34 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 32 Unchartered Team
4. ORDER (635) 31
5. DEVIATION (632) 7 ORDER (635)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 40 17 1 70.2 1/ 3 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 9 5 0
2- 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 41 19 0 68.3 2/ 1 DEVIATION (632) 6 6 1
3/ 1*ORDER (635) 6 3 0 66.7 3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 6 8 0
4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 57 35 7 62.0 4/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 5 3 1
5/ 4 DEVIATION (632) 55 37 2 59.8 5/ 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 5 4 0
6/ 5 STILLMATIC (630) 102 73 5 58.3 6/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 4 2 0
7/ 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 274 248 37 52.5 7- 5 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 4 6 0
8/ 7 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 41 42 1 49.4 8/ 8 PORN IN A BARN (551) 4 8 0
9/ 8 PORN IN A BARN (551) 62 65 5 48.8 9/ 9*ORDER (635) 2 3 0
10- 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 30 39 1 43.5 10/ 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 1 0 0
11/10 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 64 84 10 43.2 11-10 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 756): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 638): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 761): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 733): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 757): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 752): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 760): PARGEN of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 745): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 745): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC CLAN (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 711): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 700): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 326): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 693): OMAHA of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 644): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 590): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 638): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Chuck, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 756): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 638): 2ND DIRE LANCERS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 761): DESK JOCKEY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 733): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 756): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 752): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 760): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 745): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 746): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 745): PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 711): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 700): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 326): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 693): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 644): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 590): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 638): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 755): MARY MARY of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 760): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 757): WOLFMAN JACK of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 751): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 759): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 745): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 744): MAME HOSHIRO of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 711): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 699): JELLY BELLY of SHEWISH CANDY (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 693): OMAHA of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
(turn 692): JURGENHALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, DEVIATION, since 5440 OR
FIGHT! took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. VOW TO DESTROY
turned their 3-1-0 turn into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but
don't get cocky, 5440 OR FIGHT!, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see KERN win a fight and gain 26 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, KERN beat ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE and ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE lost 20
points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, JHANS may be
getting bland, as PRIVATE 3 stays top dog in the city. Lucas Lounge, humph! I've
tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From JHANS' trash
dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. JHANS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
5440 OR FIGHT! the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
it looks like DEVIATION avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. SPATHIC was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I notice HAY RIDE
challenging down 29 points to fight 20TH CENTURY FOX, PORN IN A BARN doubtless has
some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. Ha ha aha ha aha ha!!! HAY RIDE was
was subdued by by DEVIATION's warrior! Thank the gods for big favors! ha! 'WERD
was challenged by one of PORN IN A BARN's warriors this turn, with ONE TRICK PONY
having a lead of 22 points going into the fight. This is the sort of thing that
makes the price of admission to JHANS' games worth it! ONE TRICK PONY was beat by
'WERD!! I guess I can give a little credit to GRAB THE BULL of PORN IN A BARN for
challenging up by 25 to DESTROY. GRAB THE BULL won to get 29 points of recognition.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JHANS'
morgue. More variety. A big yahoo goes out to DEAD2 this turn, for revenging VOW TO
DESTROY's bloodfeud against DEVIATION's warrior SOUL KITCHEN. Heh, heh, heh. We're
all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that
later?
There's got to be a better place in JHANS to get a drink than Lucas Lounge! Any
suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this
winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 10 0 0 125 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 19 7 1 109 DEVIATION (632)
SCRATCH FURY 6647 11 7 0 106 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-DRONE D2 7671 9 3 0 103 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 6 0 97 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
MASUIMI MANX 6205 11 7 0 95 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KERN 7601 6 1 0 90 ORDER (635)
-DRONE D5 7672 8 4 0 83 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 11 4 0 81 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
SPATHIC 6189 13 12 1 74 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SSG 7 7686 6 1 1 68 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 5 2 0 67 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 11 3 0 66 STILLMATIC (630)
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DRONE D4 7670 10 2 0 63 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
'WERD 3870 9 9 1 62 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
WHISKERS 6701 8 3 0 62 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DRONE D1 7669 7 5 0 59 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAISHI CI 7114 12 8 1 55 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-SERGEANT 1 7690 5 2 0 52 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
DEADSINS 7724 5 1 0 50 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 3 1 0 50 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CAO CAO 7112 9 7 0 48 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
MEGATRON 7568 8 8 0 42 DEVIATION (632)
-DRONE D3 7668 7 5 0 38 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
DEAD2 7749 2 0 1 35 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
REBUILD 7697 7 5 0 29 STILLMATIC (630)
GRAB THE BULL 7705 1 3 0 29 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MOO 7628 3 0 0 28 PORN IN A BARN (551)
DESTROY 7696 7 5 0 26 STILLMATIC (630)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EARTHA KITTEN 7738 2 1 0 20 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
SKIRN 7734 4 1 0 18 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-XIAHOU DUN 7674 0 3 0 17 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
CRALTHOR 7760 1 0 0 15 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-DIRTY DOZEN 7757 1 0 0 13 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
THIS CAMEL 7710 2 4 0 10 STILLMATIC (630)
SOUL KITCHEN 7743 1 2 1 10 DEVIATION (632)
-SUN JIAN 7666 0 2 0 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SERGEANT 4 7730 2 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 BANDIT PRINCE 712 NONE
JONSON ORLES 7656 7 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SSG 7 7686 708 NONE
DATA 2 7759 0 1 0 ORDER 635 KOBOLD ENFORCER 712 NONE
DEADMEAT 7761 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SPYMASTER 712 NONE
DELVEKIA 7747 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SOUL KITCHEN 7743 711 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Grab The Bull -- That was a horrible challenge on your part. You're super bad at
fighting. -- Destroy
Chuck -- Deviation is a much easier target. He says he fills out strategies every
turn, but I think it's all smoke and mirrors. -- Howlin' Wolf
Sergeant 4 -- Well fought, sir! Salute! -- Rebuild
Skirn -- Nine minutes isn't so bad for a WS, eh? Too bad it was a futile effort. --
This Camel
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERGEANT 4 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEADMEAT was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DATA 2 was viciously butchered by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DEAD2 won victory over SOUL KITCHEN in a 3 minute amateur's Bloodfeud brawl.
HAY RIDE was overpowered by 20TH CENTURY FOX in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MASUIMI MANX devastated SPATHIC in a 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
ONE TRICK PONY was narrowly defeated by 'WERD in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
GRAB THE BULL handily defeated DESTROY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
EARTHA KITTEN was outwaited by REBUILD in a 7 minute novice vs. expert Challenge duel.
PRIVATE 3 defeated RITA HAYBURNER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
CHEETAH VON TEESE was overpowered by SCRATCH FURY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR devastated ENEMY SABOTEUR in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE was demolished by KERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MEGATRON was handily defeated by WHISKERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEADSINS savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
THIS CAMEL was savagely defeated by SKIRN in a unpopular 13 minute bloody brawl.
CRALTHOR defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute brutal novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 6 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 8 - 0 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 15 - 2 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 14 - 15 - 1 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 30 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 24 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 30 - 1 35 |
Turn 712 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 10 0 0 125 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
TOTAL PARRY HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
WALL OF STEEL 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 19 7 1 109 DEVIATION (632)
BASHING ATTACK SCRATCH FURY 6647 11 7 0 106 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
LUNGING ATTACK RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 6 0 97 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 11 4 0 81 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
PARRY-STRIKE SPATHIC 6189 13 12 1 74 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
SLASHING ATTACK WHISKERS 6701 8 3 0 62 PORN IN A BARN (551)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPATHIC 6189. The most popular warrior this turn
was EARTHA KITTEN 7738. The ten other most popular fighters were ONE TRICK PONY
6589, DEADSINS 7724, DEAD2 7749, MASUIMI MANX 6205, 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, 'WERD
3870, SPATHIC 6189, REBUILD 7697, SCRATCH FURY 6647, and ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556.
The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734. The other ten least popular
fighters were THIS CAMEL 7710, DESTROY 7696, DATA 2 7759, DEADMEAT 7761, MEGATRON
7568, ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693, CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, RITA HAYBURNER 6580, HAY RIDE
6305, and SERGEANT 4 7730.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PRIVATE 3 (36-7655) MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)