DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/10/2014 Duedate: 07/23/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-713
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7556) [11-0-0,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR KERN
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) ORDER (635)
(36-7556) [11-0-0,142] (36-7601) [7-1-1,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPATHIC MEGATRON
5440 OR FIGHT! (336) DEVIATION (632)
(36-6189) [13-13-1,65] (36-7568) [9-8-0,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ORDER (635) 41
2. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 17 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. STILLMATIC (630) 15 Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551) 13
5. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 12 ORDER (635)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 41 17 1 70.7 1/ 1 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 9 4 0
2- 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 41 19 0 68.3 2/ 4 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 7 4 1
3/ 3*ORDER (635) 7 4 1 63.6 3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 5 9 1
4- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 57 35 7 62.0 4/ 2 DEVIATION (632) 4 6 1
5/ 5 DEVIATION (632) 56 39 2 58.9 5- 6 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 3 1 0
6/ 6 STILLMATIC (630) 104 76 6 57.8 6/ 9*ORDER (635) 3 3 1
7/ 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 276 250 37 52.5 7/ 8 PORN IN A BARN (551) 3 5 0
8- 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 41 42 1 49.4 8/10 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 2 0 0
9/ 9 PORN IN A BARN (551) 63 65 5 49.2 9- 7 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 2 3 0
10/11 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 66 85 10 43.7 10- 5 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 757): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 639): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 762): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 734): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 758): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 753): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 761): FROGLE ROCK of BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 746): JHAARAN of THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 747): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 746): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC CLAN (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 712): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 701): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 326): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 694): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 645): HARGERD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 591): KIM NEUW of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 639): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Chuck, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 757): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 639): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 762): DESK JOCKEY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 734): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 758): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 753): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 761): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 746): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 747): GHAELIE SIDHE (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 746): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 712): 5440 OR FIGHT (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 701): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 326): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 694): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 645): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 591): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 639): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 757): WOLFMAN JACK of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 745): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 746): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 711): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 693): OMAHA of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If this keeps up, FUR YOUR EYES ONLY,
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 5 in the rankings? ORDER
turned their 1-1-1 turn into a 6th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see KERN win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, 'WERD beat ENVY HIDIN'
SNAKE and ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. 20TH CENTURY
FOX challenged JHANS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the
spice of life, JHANS may be getting bland, as ALOYSIUS THE BEAR stays top dog in the
city. Lucas Lounge, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get
this stuff? From JHANS' trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. VOW TO
DESTROY, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DEVIATION. Ha ha ha ha! SPATHIC
was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JHANS'
morgue. More variety. STILLMATIC has cause to pause today, as DESTROY was sent to
the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager. Bye bye,
warrior, bye bye... SCRATCH FURY, a glorious 11-7-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee,
too bad 5440 OR FIGHT!. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate
catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the JHANS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 11 0 0 142 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KERN 7601 7 1 1 116 ORDER (635)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DRONE D2 7671 9 3 0 103 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 6 0 97 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-MASUIMI MANX 6205 11 7 0 95 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 19 8 1 93 DEVIATION (632)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRONE D5 7672 8 4 0 83 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 11 4 0 81 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
'WERD 3870 10 9 1 78 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
WHISKERS 6701 9 3 0 75 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SSG 7 7686 6 1 1 68 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 5 2 0 67 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPATHIC 6189 13 13 1 65 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DRONE D4 7670 10 2 0 63 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-DRONE D1 7669 7 5 0 59 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADSINS 7724 6 1 0 55 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 11 4 0 54 STILLMATIC (630)
-SERGEANT 1 7690 5 2 0 52 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 3 1 0 50 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
DEAD2 7749 3 0 1 49 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
MEGATRON 7568 9 8 0 48 DEVIATION (632)
DESTROY 7696 8 5 1 40 STILLMATIC (630)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRONE D3 7668 7 5 0 38 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705 1 3 0 29 PORN IN A BARN (551)
REBUILD 7697 7 6 0 28 STILLMATIC (630)
-MOO 7628 3 0 0 28 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKIRN 7734 5 1 0 20 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 2 1 0 20 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
THIS CAMEL 7710 3 4 0 19 STILLMATIC (630)
-DIRTY DOZEN 7757 1 0 0 13 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
SOUL KITCHEN 7743 1 3 1 9 DEVIATION (632)
CRALTHOR 7760 1 1 0 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SCRATCH FURY 6647 11 8 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 KERN 7601 713
KOBOLD ENFORCER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DESTROY 7696 713 NONE
BERN 7604 0 1 0 ORDER 635 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 713 NONE
DA1 7762 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 HIGH ELF 713 NONE
DELVEKIA 7747 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SOUL KITCHEN 7743 711 REVENGED
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESTROY viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BERN was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
20TH CENTURY FOX was devastated by ALOYSIUS THE BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
WHISKERS savagely defeated SPATHIC in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
'WERD devastated ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SCRATCH FURY was viciously butchered by KERN in a 2 minute bloody match.
DEADSINS viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
MEGATRON viciously subdued REBUILD in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
DEAD2 vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SKIRN outlasted SOUL KITCHEN in a dull 8 minute match.
THIS CAMEL savagely defeated CRALTHOR in a 5 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 15 - 2 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 15 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 2 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 26 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 28 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
Turn 713 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 11 0 0 142 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
WALL OF STEEL 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 19 8 1 93 DEVIATION (632)
SLASHING ATTACK WHISKERS 6701 9 3 0 75 PORN IN A BARN (551)
LUNGING ATTACK DEADSINS 7724 6 1 0 55 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
PARRY-STRIKE ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 11 4 0 54 STILLMATIC (630)
AIMED BLOW DEAD2 7749 3 0 1 49 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
BASHING ATTACK MEGATRON 7568 9 8 0 48 DEVIATION (632)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPATHIC 6189. The most popular warrior this turn
was MEGATRON 7568. The ten other most popular fighters were DEADSINS 7724, DESTROY
7696, WHISKERS 6701, KERN 7601, SOUL KITCHEN 7743, CRALTHOR 7760, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR
7556, REBUILD 7697, DEAD2 7749, and 'WERD 3870.
The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734. The other ten least popular
fighters were 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, DA1 7762, BERN 7604, ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693,
SPATHIC 6189, THIS CAMEL 7710, SCRATCH FURY 6647, 'WERD 3870, DEAD2 7749, and REBUILD
7697.