DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/24/2014    Duedate: 08/06/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-714

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALOYSIUS THE BEAR
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7556) [12-0-0,157]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALOYSIUS THE BEAR              KERN
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)        ORDER (635)
(36-7556) [12-0-0,157]         (36-7601) [8-1-1,119]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEGATRON                       KERN
DEVIATION (632)                ORDER (635)
(36-7568) [10-8-0,65]          (36-7601) [8-1-1,119]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PORN IN A BARN (551)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)      42
2. PORN IN A BARN (551)        30      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. DEVIATION (632)             22      Unchartered Team
4. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)     15
5. STILLMATIC (630)             9      ORDER (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   42  17  1 71.2   1/ 7 PORN IN A BARN (551)      6  2 0
 2/ 3*ORDER (635)                8   4  1 66.7   2/ 1 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      6  5 0
 3- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  57  35  7 62.0   3/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      5  7 0
 4/ 5 DEVIATION (632)           58  41  2 58.6   4/ 4 DEVIATION (632)           4  6 0
 5/ 6 STILLMATIC (630)         105  80  7 56.8   5/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          4 10 2
 6/ 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     277 252 37 52.4   6/ 8 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   3  0 0
 7/ 9 PORN IN A BARN (551)      66  65  5 50.4   7/ 6*ORDER (635)               3  2 1
 8- 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  41  42  1 49.4   8/ 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    3  2 0
 9/10 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      66  90 10 42.3   9- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  1  1 0
10/ 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    46  75  4 38.0  10-10 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 640): ANSWER PACK of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 735): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 759): SEYMORE GUTS if U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 754): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 762): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWIS PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 747): COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 747): JUKE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 713): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 702): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 646): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 592): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCES (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 640): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Chuck, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 640): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 735): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 759): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 754): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 762): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 747): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 748): STONE COLD (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 747): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 713): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 702): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 646): BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 640): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
                            FRANK N. STEIN of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
                            SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            ABYSSINIAN of CAT'S MEOW (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
                            DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 746): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
                               FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JHANS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, 5440 OR FIGHT! had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by PORN IN A BARN!  Way to go PORN IN 
A BARN!  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but MEDAL OF HONOR J11 
really goofed with their 0-0-0.  PORN IN A BARN like really fought hard to move up to 
1st from 7th.  Way to go!  MVP award for MEGATRON?  DEVIATION's proud of him after 
beating DEADSINS and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SILVERBLEED 
got smashed by MOO, and lost 14 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think ALOYSIUS THE BEAR should let 20TH CENTURY FOX be Duelmaster for a 
while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  VOW TO DESTROY was JHANS' most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  I don't know what DEVIATION's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from VOW TO DESTROY, that's fer sher.  Can ORDER's KERN be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  People 
were asking me did SOUL KITCHEN REALLY challenge GRAB THE BULL?  (all right, maybe 
they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but 
GRAB THE BULL wants me to write about it since he subdued SOUL KITCHEN.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Like, who is this guy???  DESTROY gets 
sent to the Dark Arena, battles WURM KIN, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet 
STILLMATIC manager is surprised!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would 
like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556       12   0  0   157       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERN 7601                     8   1  1   119       ORDER (635)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   6  0    97       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-MASUIMI MANX 6205            11   7  0    95       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        19   9  1    89       DEVIATION (632)
 WHISKERS 6701                10   3  0    83       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       11   4  0    81       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 'WERD 3870                   10  10  1    81       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SSG 7 7686                    6   1  1    68       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644      5   2  0    67       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AKILAY 5392                  11  14  0    65       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 MEGATRON 7568                10   8  0    65       DEVIATION (632)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 SPATHIC 6189                 13  14  1    60       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTROY 7696                  9   5  2    56       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   2  0    52       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693       11   5  0    49       STILLMATIC (630)
 MOO 7628                      4   0  0    45       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 DEADSINS 7724                 6   2  0    42       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 DEAD2 7749                    3   1  1    39       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVERBLEED 7720              3   2  0    36       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            2   3  0    34       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 REBUILD 7697                  7   7  0    28       STILLMATIC (630)
 SKIRN 7734                    6   1  0    27       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KULICK 5728                   3   0  0    23       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 JUNO SKINNER 5698             4   1  0    21       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            2   1  0    20       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 THIS CAMEL 7710               3   5  0    14       STILLMATIC (630)
-DIRTY DOZEN 7757              1   0  0    13       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758         1   0  0    10       DEVIATION (632)
 SOUL KITCHEN 7743             1   4  1     8       DEVIATION (632)
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              0   1  0     7       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 CRALTHOR 7760                 1   2  0     6       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SCRATCH FURY 6647      11  8 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   KERN 7601             713   
KYLE PETTY 7767         0  1 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES 488 SLIPPERS MCGHEE       714  NONE
MATRIARCH 5700          1  2 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES 488 KOBOLD ENFORCER       714  NONE
WURM KIN                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DESTROY 7696          714  NONE
DA1 7775                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       WURM KIN              714  NONE
DELVEKIA 7747           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SOUL KITCHEN 7743     711  REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DESTROY butchered WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MATRIARCH was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
KYLE PETTY was slain by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
'WERD was bested by KERN in a popular 3 minute gory Bloodfeud contest.
SPATHIC was demolished by WHISKERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MEGATRON vanquished DEADSINS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SOUL KITCHEN was overpowered by GRAB THE BULL in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR overpowered 20TH CENTURY FOX in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
DEAD2 was vanquished by RIRORNI SPY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AKILAY defeated ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SILVERBLEED was defeated by MOO in a 2 minute fight.
REBUILD was outlasted by SKIRN in a tiring 15 minute gory melee.
KULICK savagely defeated CRALTHOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
JUNO SKINNER viciously subdued THIS CAMEL in a tiresome 14 minute bloody battle.
EDGECRUSHER was overpowered by RUNNING DOWNHILL in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  16 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  30 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  25 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  29 -  1      36  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556     12   0  0  157 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
WALL OF STEEL    20TH CENTURY FOX 7567      19   9  1   89 DEVIATION (632)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHISKERS 6701              10   3  0   83 PORN IN A BARN (551)
BASHING ATTACK   MEGATRON 7568              10   8  0   65 DEVIATION (632)
LUNGING ATTACK   DESTROY 7696                9   5  2   56 STILLMATIC (630)
PARRY-STRIKE     ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693     11   5  0   49 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY      MOO 7628                    4   0  0   45 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW       DEAD2 7749                  3   1  1   39 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEGATRON 7568.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KERN 7601.  The ten other most popular fighters were KULICK 5728, SILVERBLEED 
7720, MATRIARCH 5700, KYLE PETTY 7767, WHISKERS 6701, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556, AKILAY 
5392, 'WERD 3870, MEGATRON 7568, and GRAB THE BULL 7705.

The least popular fighter this week was THIS CAMEL 7710.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JUNO SKINNER 5698, SKIRN 7734, REBUILD 7697, EDGECRUSHER 7765, DEAD2 
7749, 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, DEADSINS 7724, SPATHIC 6189, DA1 7775, and RUNNING 
DOWNHILL 7758.