DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/04/2014 Duedate: 09/17/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-717
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KERN
ORDER (635)
(36-7601) [11-1-1,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KERN ARNOLD
ORDER (635) STUDS R US (642)
(36-7601) [11-1-1,125] (36-7755) [2-0-1,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPATHIC DESTROY
5440 OR FIGHT! (336) STILLMATIC (630)
(36-6189) [14-16-1,70] (36-7696) [11-6-3,63]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630) 30
2. DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 16 ORDER (635)
3. STUDS R US (642) 14 Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551) 13
5. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 10 STUDS R US (642)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*STUDS R US (642) 2 0 1 100 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 9 5 1
2/ 3 ORDER (635) 11 4 1 73.3 2/ 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 5 1 0
3- 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 44 17 1 72.1 3- 2 DEVIATION (632) 5 5 0
4- 4 DEVIATION (632) 63 46 2 57.8 4/ 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 4 3 0
5/ 5 STILLMATIC (630) 114 85 8 57.3 5/ 5 ORDER (635) 3 0 0
6/ 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 280 260 37 51.9 6/ 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 3 8 0
7/ 7 PORN IN A BARN (551) 71 66 5 51.8 7/10*STUDS R US (642) 2 0 1
8/ 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 45 45 1 50.0 8- 4 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 2 0 0
9- 9 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486) 36 51 4 41.4 9/ 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 2 9 0
10/10 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 68 99 10 40.7 10-11 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486) 1 4 0
11/11 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 31 48 1 39.2 11/12 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 761): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 643): ARCHED EYELID of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 766): JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 738): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): PULPER of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 765): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 751): SUSHI HANGOVER of FISHY FISHY FISH (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 750): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 716): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 705): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 698): ROCKSNAIL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 649): MOLOTOV of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 279): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
(Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 761): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 643): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 766): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 738): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 765): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 751): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 750): PACE INVADER (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 716): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 705): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 698): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 649): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 279): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 760): FIANNA QUINN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 737): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 765): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
JHAARAN of THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 750): SOCRATES OF SHRED of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
(turn 749): GENERAL KILLS of THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 716): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
20TH CENTURY FOX of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 705): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 698): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 648): HARGERD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 594): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
SPY REPORT
Hail JHANS! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 8th. FUR YOUR EYES
ONLY stable has parlayed this turn's 2-1-0 into a 4 space move up the rankings. This
brings them up to 4th place. Good work, guys! And let's see, REBUILD fought TAISHI
CI and gained 17 points and contributed to STILLMATIC's 2-2-0. RITA HAYBURNER has
lost to 'WERD, falling 6 points, while helping make FUR YOUR EYES ONLY a 2-1-0 turn.
Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR has lost the
title of Duelmaster. We should ask KERN about the thrill of victory, and what being
the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask. Tell me, is nothing
sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that Lucas Lounge uses trolls in
their stew. Talk about gristle!
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. DEVIATION has cause to stand tall,
as they were JHANS' most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.
And guess who avoided DEVIATION stable the most? Believe it or not, it was ORDER.
Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was 5440 OR FIGHT!'s warrior
SPATHIC. More fighters challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster! Tsk, tsk, tsk.
MASUIMI MANX, does your manager know you're challenging down 17 points to fight
SPATHIC from 5440 OR FIGHT!? I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards
looking for easy wins. MASUIMI MANX defeated SPATHIC, is nothing sacred? GRAB THE
BULL of PORN IN A BARN had better have a good reason for challenging down 10 points
in a challenge which he won. I thought GRAB THE BULL showed great skill and promise
when he won victory over CAO CAO. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their
enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in JHANS and I've a long road ahead of me.
Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KERN 7601 11 1 1 125 ORDER (635)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
'WERD 3870 12 11 1 96 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
WHISKERS 6701 12 3 0 96 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 13 4 0 89 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
MASUIMI MANX 6205 12 8 0 88 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 8 0 86 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 13 6 0 71 STILLMATIC (630)
SPATHIC 6189 14 16 1 70 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-MEGATRON 7568 11 9 0 68 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAB THE BULL 7705 4 3 0 67 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUSTY LISA 5367 8 11 1 64 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
DESTROY 7696 11 6 3 63 STILLMATIC (630)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DEEDERS 5535 10 5 1 62 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
-STICKY VICKI 5372 7 10 1 61 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 4 2 0 59 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
TAISHI CI 7114 12 10 1 57 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REBUILD 7697 10 7 0 56 STILLMATIC (630)
CAO CAO 7112 9 9 0 50 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 5 4 0 49 DEVIATION (632)
MOO 7628 5 1 0 47 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-DEADSINS 7724 6 4 0 37 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKIRN 7734 6 4 0 33 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
XIAHOU DUN 7674 1 4 0 30 DYNASTY WARRIORS (600)
ARNOLD 7755 2 0 1 28 STUDS R US (642)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EDGECRUSHER 7765 1 2 0 23 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
THIS CAMEL 7710 5 6 0 21 STILLMATIC (630)
-RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758 3 0 0 17 DEVIATION (632)
-CAPTAIN MORGAN 5637 2 6 1 17 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
-SOUL KITCHEN 7743 1 6 1 10 DEVIATION (632)
DIRTY DOZEN 7757 1 2 0 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-BOBNOXIOUS 7215 0 1 0 3 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SCRATCH FURY 6647 11 8 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 KERN 7601 713 NOT REVENGED
A 7795 0 1 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 STONE GOLEM 717 NONE
B 7796 0 1 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS 600 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 717 NONE
DEADMEAT 7793 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 KOBOLD ENFORCER 717 NONE
DEADMEAT 2 7794 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 BLACK ORC 717 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
All -- I wasn't sure Jhans would come back from the brink of irrelevance but I am
pleasantly surprised! We're up to 13 teams and a Runner up is our duelmaster. Not
bad at all. -- Mordraith
AA Boys -- Welcome back. I wish my team was in better shape to give you a proper
welcome, I sadly left the coffers pretty bare when I left all those years ago. --
Mordraith, 5440 or Fight!
Kern -- Can't blame me for trying... -- Skirn
All -- Why are so many of you itching for the grave? I was dead once and it wasn't
much fun at all... -- 'Werd
Eartha Kitten -- Unfortunately I see a lot of fights like that in D.D.'s future... --
Mordraith
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
B was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEADMEAT 2 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DEADMEAT was slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SKIRN was devastated by KERN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title fight.
MASUIMI MANX bested SPATHIC in a 3 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
'WERD defeated RITA HAYBURNER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
GRAB THE BULL devastated CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ARNOLD handily defeated THIS CAMEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CHEETAH VON TEESE slimly won victory over ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE in a 2 minute duel.
WHISKERS overpowered ENEMY SABOTEUR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TAISHI CI was defeated by REBUILD in a 5 minute brutal fight.
MOO was viciously subdued by DESTROY in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
XIAHOU DUN demolished DIRTY DOZEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 16 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 16 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 3 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 14 - 2 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 33 - 1 33 |
Turn 717 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK KERN 7601 11 1 1 125 ORDER (635)
WALL OF STEEL 'WERD 3870 12 11 1 96 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
SLASHING ATTACK WHISKERS 6701 12 3 0 96 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 13 4 0 89 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
TOTAL PARRY MASUIMI MANX 6205 12 8 0 88 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
PARRY-STRIKE ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693 13 6 0 71 STILLMATIC (630)
BASHING ATTACK GRAB THE BULL 7705 4 3 0 67 PORN IN A BARN (551)
LUNGING ATTACK DESTROY 7696 11 6 3 63 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPATHIC 6189. The most popular warrior this turn
was DESTROY 7696. The ten other most popular fighters were RITA HAYBURNER 6580,
SPATHIC 6189, TAISHI CI 7114, KERN 7601, ENVY HIDIN' SNAKE 7693, MASUIMI MANX 6205,
'WERD 3870, ARNOLD 7755, CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, and REBUILD 7697.
The least popular fighter this week was THIS CAMEL 7710. The other ten least popular
fighters were CAO CAO 7112, SKIRN 7734, DEADMEAT 2 7794, B 7796, A 7795, DIRTY DOZEN
7757, MOO 7628, WHISKERS 6701, GRAB THE BULL 7705, and DEADMEAT 7793.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR (36-7556) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
20TH CENTURY FOX (36-7567) DEVIATION (632)