DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/30/2014    Duedate: 11/12/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-721

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SSG 7
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [8-1-1,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SSG 7                          POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)       
(36-7686) [8-1-1,101]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEEDERS                        DEADSINS
TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)          VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-5535) [10-6-1,55]          (36-7724) [7-5-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            60
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    31      MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        24      Unchartered Team
4. TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)       14
5. PORN IN A BARN (551)         0      ARMAGEDDON (263)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  63  39  8 61.8   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  7 2
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         124  94 10 56.9   2/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  6  4 1
 3- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      76  67  6 53.1   3- 2 PORN IN A BARN (551)      4  0 1
 4/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     284 268 37 51.4   4/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      4  8 1
 5/ 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)     37  55  5 40.2   5/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      2  6 0
 6/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      72 109 11 39.8   6/ 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)     1  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  TEAM KASSEL TAP had cause to celebrate, after LUSTY LISA got 24 points 
by beating SPATHIC.  'WERD certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to SSG 7 and losing 12 points in the process!  A certain someone saw WHISKERS 
at Lucas Lounge with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to defend hers throne.  
What a pathetic slob!  What can be a greater victory?  SSG 7 has taken his place as 
the top, as JHANS' new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics 
to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of PORN IN A BARN, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of 5440 OR FIGHT!, so did that sorry 
team shy from PORN IN A BARN Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  
Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, THIS CAMEL is the most challenged warrior.  
EDGECRUSHER found herself challenged by a warrior 20 below:  DIRTY DOZEN.  DIRTY 
DOZEN of 5440 OR FIGHT! kept its wits as it was defeated by EDGECRUSHER.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
You've heard about SPATHIC of 5440 OR FIGHT!.  Death plays no favorites, and neither 
do I.  What was a 14-19-1 doing on the fields in the first place?  Ask not for whom 
the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  JHANS, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill 
at Lucas Lounge.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 7 7686                    8   1  1   101       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUSTY LISA 5367               9  11  2    88       TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
 'WERD 3870                   13  13  1    80       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SILVERBLEED 7720              5   2  0    77       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 DESTROY 7696                 14   7  4    74       STILLMATIC (630)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705            4   3  0    67       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REBUILD 7697                 12   9  0    64       STILLMATIC (630)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MOO 7628                      7   2  0    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIS CAMEL 7710               8   7  0    56       STILLMATIC (630)
 DEEDERS 5535                 10   6  1    55       TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
 STICKY VICKI 5372             7  11  1    51       TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
 DEADSINS 7724                 7   5  0    46       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 SKIRN 7734                    8   5  0    39       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              3   3  1    32       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 SERGEANT 1 7690               5   4  0    29       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DIRTY DOZEN 7757              2   4  0    10       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 BOBNOXIOUS 7215               0   2  0     4       TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SPATHIC 6189           14 19 1 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   LUSTY LISA 5367       721   
SERGEANT 3 7763         1  1 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 RIPPLES DORRIGAN      721  NONE
SERGEANT 4 7764         1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 SHEWISH GIANT         721  NONE
DA1 7809                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       WURM KIN              721  NONE
DA2 7810                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       RIPPLES DORRIGAN      721  NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693  14  8 0 STILLMATIC 630       WHISKERS 6701         720   
CAPTAIN MORGAN 5637     2  7 1 TEAM KASSEL TAP 486  HIGH ELF              721  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AIMER 7807              0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   RIPPLES DORRIGAN      721  NONE
DEADGUY 7808            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   HIGH ELF              721  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whiskers -- Thank you for those kind words.  My official job description is "keep the
fights going somehow," and the personals are just my pleasure.  But sometimes I feel
like that idiot who dropped a rose petal into the Grand Canyon and listened for it to
hit, you know?  So a response now and then is appreciated. -- Jorja
P.S.  By the way, I notice six dead in duels today!  This is happening all over
Alastari!  What if the whole of Alastari perishes?  As Debby Tonte would say, I'd be
out of a job, that's what!

Ssg 7 -- "Viciously"?  Are you anti-Rirorni?  Listen, dude, I'm too young to have
fought in the Rirorni War.  That was twenty years ago!  I grew up on tales of the
might of Alastarian warriors and came here to learn from the winners, and what do I
get?  "Viciously subdued."  Pah. -- Zhaqgren the Rirorni Adventurer

Deadsins -- It's all bad press, you know.  Us orcs are really gentle, kindly people.
We don't eat kittens for breakfast (not enough meat on them). -- Geroge Gru, Orc of
the Day

Edgecrusher and Sergeant 3 -- Two thieves dead!  This was NOT what we were led to
expect when we signed the contract with the arena, and how I rue that day, too!  They
may not have been the best thieves around, but they were on our insurance plan, and
now we'll have to pension their widows.  This is going to be a serious embarrassment,
since we (unwisely) let the Embezzling Scribe keep the books on that. -- Hallorin of
Sibikhas, Master of Thieves

Sergeant 4 -- (whine) -- Persistent Beggar

Sergeant 2 -- For this, I left Mordant?  I must have been insane. -- Thelntris of
Mordant

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAPTAIN MORGAN was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 4 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
SERGEANT 3 was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEADGUY was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIMER was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DA2 was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DEADSINS was luckily beaten by THIS CAMEL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DIRTY DOZEN was viciously subdued by EDGECRUSHER in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
'WERD was vanquished by SSG 7 in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Title fight.
SPATHIC was assassinated by LUSTY LISA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEEDERS was overpowered by DESTROY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STICKY VICKI was demolished by REBUILD in a 4 minute mismatched competition.
SERGEANT 1 was bested by SKIRN in a 2 minute battle.
SERGEANT 2 subdued BOBNOXIOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  15 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  19 -  6      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         8 -  11 -  2      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  18 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 721 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SSG 7 7686                  8   1  1  101 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
LUNGING ATTACK   DESTROY 7696               14   7  4   74 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               12   9  0   64 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710             8   7  0   56 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5535.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SERGEANT 4 7764.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEADSINS 7724, 
EDGECRUSHER 7765, SERGEANT 1 7690, SERGEANT 2 7746, THIS CAMEL 7710, SSG 7 7686, 
LUSTY LISA 5367, DESTROY 7696, CAPTAIN MORGAN 5637, and DEADGUY 7808.

The least popular fighter this week was BOBNOXIOUS 7215.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STICKY VICKI 5372, DEEDERS 5535, SPATHIC 6189, DA2 7810, DA1 7809, 
AIMER 7807, SERGEANT 3 7763, SKIRN 7734, REBUILD 7697, and 'WERD 3870.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FANG 7526 (26-21-0)                   13  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
SILLY FILLY 2659 (51-44-4)             0  3  0         SHADY LADIES         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 (18-8-1)           2  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
PADISHAR CREEL 2208 (13-10-1)          0  3  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     
PE ELL 2207 (27-20-4)                  0  3  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (23-16-1)            0  3  0         ERRATA               

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 (17-14-0)    13  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
OBSIDIAN 7135 (21-12-2)                1  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
VIPER 7544 (38-23-0)                   1  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
PANAMON CREEL 2209 (19-19-0)           0  3  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0)                    5  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-6-0)                 2  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 (11-0-0)       12  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
AKILAY 5392 (10-14-0)                  4  3  0         BIG LAKE BULLIES     
LUSTY LISA 5367 (8-10-1)               3  3  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      
BEEF 7305 (11-5-0)                     2  3  0         ERRATA               
DEEDERS 5535 (9-5-1)                   0  3  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      
STICKY VICKI 5372 (7-9-1)              0  3  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHISKERS 6701 (9-3-0)                  5  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SSG 7 7686 (6-1-1)                     5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J11   
MOO 7628 (3-0-0)                       2  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
SERGEANT 1 7690 (5-2-0)                1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J11   
KULICK 5728 (2-0-0)                    0  3  0         BIG LAKE BULLIES     
XIAHOU DUN 7674 (0-3-0)                0  3  0         DYNASTY WARRIORS     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRAB THE BULL 7705 (1-3-0)             3  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
SILVERBLEED 7720 (3-1-0)               3  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
APOGEE 7715 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         MORD SITH!           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VERN 7600 (0-0-0)                      5  3  0         ORDER                
EDGECRUSHER 7765 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
ARNOLD 7755 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         STUDS R US