DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/30/2014 Duedate: 11/12/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-721
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SSG 7
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [8-1-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SSG 7 POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [8-1-1,101]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DEEDERS DEADSINS
TEAM KASSEL TAP (486) VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-5535) [10-6-1,55] (36-7724) [7-5-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630) 60
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 31 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 24 Unchartered Team
4. TEAM KASSEL TAP (486) 14
5. PORN IN A BARN (551) 0 ARMAGEDDON (263)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 63 39 8 61.8 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 7 2
2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 124 94 10 56.9 2/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 6 4 1
3- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 76 67 6 53.1 3- 2 PORN IN A BARN (551) 4 0 1
4/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 284 268 37 51.4 4/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 4 8 1
5/ 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486) 37 55 5 40.2 5/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 2 6 0
6/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 72 109 11 39.8 6/ 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486) 1 4 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! TEAM KASSEL TAP had cause to celebrate, after LUSTY LISA got 24 points
by beating SPATHIC. 'WERD certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after
losing to SSG 7 and losing 12 points in the process! A certain someone saw WHISKERS
at Lucas Lounge with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to defend hers throne.
What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory? SSG 7 has taken his place as
the top, as JHANS' new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics
to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
So much to report, so little time! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of PORN IN A BARN, alone and unchallenged. As a
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of 5440 OR FIGHT!, so did that sorry
team shy from PORN IN A BARN Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities?
Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, THIS CAMEL is the most challenged warrior.
EDGECRUSHER found herself challenged by a warrior 20 below: DIRTY DOZEN. DIRTY
DOZEN of 5440 OR FIGHT! kept its wits as it was defeated by EDGECRUSHER.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
You've heard about SPATHIC of 5440 OR FIGHT!. Death plays no favorites, and neither
do I. What was a 14-19-1 doing on the fields in the first place? Ask not for whom
the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life. More important
duties call me. JHANS, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill
at Lucas Lounge. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SSG 7 7686 8 1 1 101 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHISKERS 6701 15 3 1 139 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUSTY LISA 5367 9 11 2 88 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
'WERD 3870 13 13 1 80 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 5 2 0 77 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
DESTROY 7696 14 7 4 74 STILLMATIC (630)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705 4 3 0 67 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REBUILD 7697 12 9 0 64 STILLMATIC (630)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MOO 7628 7 2 0 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THIS CAMEL 7710 8 7 0 56 STILLMATIC (630)
DEEDERS 5535 10 6 1 55 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
STICKY VICKI 5372 7 11 1 51 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
DEADSINS 7724 7 5 0 46 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
SKIRN 7734 8 5 0 39 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDGECRUSHER 7765 3 3 1 32 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
SERGEANT 1 7690 5 4 0 29 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
DIRTY DOZEN 7757 2 4 0 10 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
BOBNOXIOUS 7215 0 2 0 4 TEAM KASSEL TAP (486)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPATHIC 6189 14 19 1 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 LUSTY LISA 5367 721
SERGEANT 3 7763 1 1 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 721 NONE
SERGEANT 4 7764 1 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 SHEWISH GIANT 721 NONE
DA1 7809 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 WURM KIN 721 NONE
DA2 7810 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 721 NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693 14 8 0 STILLMATIC 630 WHISKERS 6701 720
CAPTAIN MORGAN 5637 2 7 1 TEAM KASSEL TAP 486 HIGH ELF 721 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AIMER 7807 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 721 NONE
DEADGUY 7808 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 HIGH ELF 721 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Whiskers -- Thank you for those kind words. My official job description is "keep the
fights going somehow," and the personals are just my pleasure. But sometimes I feel
like that idiot who dropped a rose petal into the Grand Canyon and listened for it to
hit, you know? So a response now and then is appreciated. -- Jorja
P.S. By the way, I notice six dead in duels today! This is happening all over
Alastari! What if the whole of Alastari perishes? As Debby Tonte would say, I'd be
out of a job, that's what!
Ssg 7 -- "Viciously"? Are you anti-Rirorni? Listen, dude, I'm too young to have
fought in the Rirorni War. That was twenty years ago! I grew up on tales of the
might of Alastarian warriors and came here to learn from the winners, and what do I
get? "Viciously subdued." Pah. -- Zhaqgren the Rirorni Adventurer
Deadsins -- It's all bad press, you know. Us orcs are really gentle, kindly people.
We don't eat kittens for breakfast (not enough meat on them). -- Geroge Gru, Orc of
the Day
Edgecrusher and Sergeant 3 -- Two thieves dead! This was NOT what we were led to
expect when we signed the contract with the arena, and how I rue that day, too! They
may not have been the best thieves around, but they were on our insurance plan, and
now we'll have to pension their widows. This is going to be a serious embarrassment,
since we (unwisely) let the Embezzling Scribe keep the books on that. -- Hallorin of
Sibikhas, Master of Thieves
Sergeant 4 -- (whine) -- Persistent Beggar
Sergeant 2 -- For this, I left Mordant? I must have been insane. -- Thelntris of
Mordant
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAPTAIN MORGAN was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 4 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
SERGEANT 3 was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEADGUY was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIMER was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DA2 was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DEADSINS was luckily beaten by THIS CAMEL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DIRTY DOZEN was viciously subdued by EDGECRUSHER in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
'WERD was vanquished by SSG 7 in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Title fight.
SPATHIC was assassinated by LUSTY LISA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEEDERS was overpowered by DESTROY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STICKY VICKI was demolished by REBUILD in a 4 minute mismatched competition.
SERGEANT 1 was bested by SKIRN in a 2 minute battle.
SERGEANT 2 subdued BOBNOXIOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 13 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 15 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 19 - 6 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 11 - 2 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 25 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 18 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 721 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SSG 7 7686 8 1 1 101 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
LUNGING ATTACK DESTROY 7696 14 7 4 74 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 12 9 0 64 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 8 7 0 56 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5535. The most popular warrior this turn
was SERGEANT 4 7764. The ten other most popular fighters were DEADSINS 7724,
EDGECRUSHER 7765, SERGEANT 1 7690, SERGEANT 2 7746, THIS CAMEL 7710, SSG 7 7686,
LUSTY LISA 5367, DESTROY 7696, CAPTAIN MORGAN 5637, and DEADGUY 7808.
The least popular fighter this week was BOBNOXIOUS 7215. The other ten least popular
fighters were STICKY VICKI 5372, DEEDERS 5535, SPATHIC 6189, DA2 7810, DA1 7809,
AIMER 7807, SERGEANT 3 7763, SKIRN 7734, REBUILD 7697, and 'WERD 3870.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FANG 7526 (26-21-0) 13 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
SILLY FILLY 2659 (51-44-4) 0 3 0 SHADY LADIES
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 (18-8-1) 2 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
PADISHAR CREEL 2208 (13-10-1) 0 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
PE ELL 2207 (27-20-4) 0 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (23-16-1) 0 3 0 ERRATA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 (17-14-0) 13 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
OBSIDIAN 7135 (21-12-2) 1 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
VIPER 7544 (38-23-0) 1 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
PANAMON CREEL 2209 (19-19-0) 0 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0) 5 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-6-0) 2 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 (11-0-0) 12 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
AKILAY 5392 (10-14-0) 4 3 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES
LUSTY LISA 5367 (8-10-1) 3 3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
BEEF 7305 (11-5-0) 2 3 0 ERRATA
DEEDERS 5535 (9-5-1) 0 3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
STICKY VICKI 5372 (7-9-1) 0 3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WHISKERS 6701 (9-3-0) 5 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SSG 7 7686 (6-1-1) 5 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J11
MOO 7628 (3-0-0) 2 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
SERGEANT 1 7690 (5-2-0) 1 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J11
KULICK 5728 (2-0-0) 0 3 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES
XIAHOU DUN 7674 (0-3-0) 0 3 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRAB THE BULL 7705 (1-3-0) 3 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
SILVERBLEED 7720 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
APOGEE 7715 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 MORD SITH!
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VERN 7600 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 ORDER
EDGECRUSHER 7765 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
ARNOLD 7755 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 STUDS R US