DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/13/2014 Duedate: 11/26/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-722
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
'WERD
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
(36-3870) [14-13-1,91]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
'WERD POSITION IS EMPTY
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
(36-3870) [14-13-1,91]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
'WERD EDGECRUSHER
5440 OR FIGHT! (336) VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-3870) [14-13-1,91] (36-7765) [4-3-1,34]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630) 28
2. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 19 STILLMATIC (630)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 2 Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 0
5. PORN IN A BARN (551) 0 DARK TOADS (506)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 63 39 8 61.8 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 7 1
2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 127 96 10 57.0 2- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 6 4 1
3- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 76 67 6 53.1 3/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 4 9 1
4/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 285 271 37 51.3 4- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 2 0 1
5/ 0 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 73 113 11 39.2 5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 2 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS. MVP award for 'WERD? 5440 OR
FIGHT!'s proud of him after beating SILVERBLEED and getting 11 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! SILVERBLEED got smashed by 'WERD, and lost 9 points! What a
putz! SSG 7 fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the
title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in 'WERD's eye, as he
took over Duelmastership? And wasn't SILVERBLEED fit to be tied! I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? Can STILLMATIC's DESTROY be more popular than me? He
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JHANS ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Hey! Quit laughing! Just because DEADSINS had 7-5-0 was no
reason for VOW TO DESTROY to send her to the Dark Arena! Stop it! Hey you guys,
don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone
write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'WERD 3870 14 13 1 91 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHISKERS 6701 15 3 1 139 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SSG 7 7686 8 1 1 101 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESTROY 7696 15 7 4 84 STILLMATIC (630)
REBUILD 7697 13 9 0 70 STILLMATIC (630)
SILVERBLEED 7720 5 3 0 68 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705 4 3 0 67 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MOO 7628 7 2 0 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
THIS CAMEL 7710 9 7 0 58 STILLMATIC (630)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDGECRUSHER 7765 4 3 1 34 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKIRN 7734 8 6 0 33 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SERGEANT 1 7690 5 4 0 29 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
DIRTY DOZEN 7757 2 5 0 11 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STABBIES 7813 0 1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 BLACK ORC 722 NONE
DA1 7814 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 722 NONE
DA2 7815 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 HIGH ELF 722 NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693 14 8 0 STILLMATIC 630 WHISKERS 6701 720
AIMER 7812 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SPYMASTER 722 NONE
CRAP 7811 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 WURM KIN 722 NONE
DEADSINS 7724 7 6 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SHEWISH GIANT 722 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Eight dead in the Dark Arena today! Are you TRYING to destroy the city? What? Oh,
all right, SEVEN dead in the Dark Arena, and one in a regular duel. Still counts as
eight total. I don't like it. -- Ripples Dorrigan
And since there seems to be no one else to do it, I will take a moment to
congratulate our tourney victors from the Face to Face (and to wish it were summer
again!): Fan, Sanford's Other Son, and Aloysius the Bear, congratulations. --
Ripples Dorrigan.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEADSINS was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
STABBIES was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIMER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CRAP was butchered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
SILVERBLEED was devastated by 'WERD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DESTROY handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
REBUILD vanquished SKIRN in a slow 9 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THIS CAMEL slimly won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 8 minute gory fight.
EDGECRUSHER savagely defeated DIRTY DOZEN in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 1 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 6 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 15 - 2 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 22 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 11 - 2 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 17 - 0 23 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 722 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 'WERD 3870 14 13 1 91 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
LUNGING ATTACK DESTROY 7696 15 7 4 84 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 13 9 0 70 STILLMATIC (630)
STRIKING ATTACK SILVERBLEED 7720 5 3 0 68 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is 'WERD 3870. The most popular warrior this turn was
STABBIES 7813. The ten other most popular fighters were DEADSINS 7724, EDGECRUSHER
7765, DESTROY 7696, 'WERD 3870, DA1 7814, CRAP 7811, SILVERBLEED 7720, REBUILD 7697,
THIS CAMEL 7710, and DIRTY DOZEN 7757.
The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734. The other ten least popular
fighters were DA2 7815, AIMER 7812, DIRTY DOZEN 7757, THIS CAMEL 7710, REBUILD 7697,
SILVERBLEED 7720, CRAP 7811, DA1 7814, 'WERD 3870, and DESTROY 7696.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BEEF (36-7305) ERRATA (490)
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.