DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/27/2014 Duedate: 12/10/2014
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-723
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
'WERD
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
(36-3870) [15-13-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KERN ARNOLD
ORDER (635) STUDS R US (642)
(36-7601) [12-1-1,127] (36-7755) [3-0-1,30]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
'WERD KERN
5440 OR FIGHT! (336) ORDER (635)
(36-3870) [15-13-1,110] (36-7601) [12-1-1,127]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 42
2. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 30 ORDER (635)
3. FRIEND OR FOE (163) 26 Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630) 15
5. ORDER (635) 2 STUDS R US (642)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*STUDS R US (642) 3 0 1 100 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 7 8 0
2/ 0 ORDER (635) 12 4 1 75.0 2/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 4 8 0
3/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 63 40 8 61.2 3/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 3 11 0
4/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 128 100 10 56.1 4/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 2 4 0
5/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 287 273 37 51.3 5/ 0 ORDER (635) 1 0 0
6/ 0 FRIEND OR FOE (163) 14 19 2 42.4 6/ 0*STUDS R US (642) 1 0 0
7/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 74 117 11 38.7 7/ 0 FRIEND OR FOE (163) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JHANS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. The guys at 5440 OR
FIGHT! like really pulled together to get a 2-2-0 this turn, moving up by 3. MVP
award for SILVERBLEED? VOW TO DESTROY's proud of her after beating CONVICTED
ASSASSIN and getting 12 points. Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I
think 'WERD should let SSG 7 be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.
Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas
Lounge? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? VOW TO DESTROY was JHANS' most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? I don't know what 5440 OR FIGHT!'s been doing. They
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from VOW TO DESTROY, that's fer sher.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? How cruel! STILLMATIC heartlessly sent his to DESTROY certain fate in
the Dark Arena. Is a 15-7-4 bad or something? Hey, warriors get killed by other
warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with
DESTROY's 15-7-4, STILLMATIC? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'WERD 3870 15 13 1 110 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KERN 7601 12 1 1 127 ORDER (635)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SSG 7 7686 8 2 1 86 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
SILVERBLEED 7720 6 3 0 80 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
REBUILD 7697 13 10 0 76 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THIS CAMEL 7710 10 7 0 60 STILLMATIC (630)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDGECRUSHER 7765 4 4 1 39 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
SKIRN 7734 9 6 0 37 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARNOLD 7755 3 0 1 30 STUDS R US (642)
-SERGEANT 1 7690 5 4 0 29 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
DIRTY DOZEN 7757 2 6 0 12 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SMASHIES 7828 0 1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 STONE GOLEM 723 NONE
KIA #10 1659 1 1 1 FRIEND OR FOE 163 HIGH ELF 723 NONE
KILLERLUNGER IMP 2910 0 1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 723 NONE
RIGHTEOUS DUDE 1573 0 1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163 BLACK ORC 723 NONE
TORTILLA FLAT 1572 0 1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 723 NONE
TYCHE 1501 0 1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163 SHEWISH GIANT 723 NONE
DA1 7818 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 723 NONE
DA24 7819 0 1 0 STILLMATIC 630 SPYMASTER 723 NONE
DESTROY 7696 15 8 4 STILLMATIC 630 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 723 NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693 14 8 0 STILLMATIC 630 WHISKERS 6701 720
RIPPER 7827 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 HIGH ELF 723 NONE
SCUM 7825 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 HIGH ELF 723 NONE
STRIKER 7826 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 BANDIT PRINCE 723 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Six dead in the Dark Arena. The city may perish, but WE won't notice because we'll
all be prostrated from overwork. Have you no moderation? -- Ripples Dorrigan
P.S. And to make matters even WORSE, once you clear away the Dark Arena fights,
there were only FIVE fights left.
And as long as I'm sitting here writing personals, I will take a moment to
congratulate Beef of Errata, graduating. -- Ripples Dorrigan
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESTROY was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
KIA #10 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TORTILLA FLAT was easily killed by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TYCHE was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA24 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
RIGHTEOUS DUDE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
RIPPER was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
SCUM was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
SMASHIES was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
KILLERLUNGER IMP was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute duel.
STRIKER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
'WERD overpowered SSG 7 in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
KERN savagely defeated REBUILD in a exciting 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
SILVERBLEED handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THIS CAMEL luckily beat EDGECRUSHER in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
ARNOLD overcame DIRTY DOZEN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SKIRN outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 10 minute expert vs. beginner struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 15 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 5 49 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 20 - 1 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 12 - 2 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 16 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 723 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 'WERD 3870 15 13 1 110 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
STRIKING ATTACK KERN 7601 12 1 1 127 ORDER (635)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 13 10 0 76 STILLMATIC (630)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is 'WERD 3870. The most popular warrior this turn was
KERN 7601. The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER 7765, DESTROY 7696,
SMASHIES 7828, SILVERBLEED 7720, ARNOLD 7755, TYCHE 1501, 'WERD 3870, THIS CAMEL
7710, KIA #10 1659, and DA1 7818.
The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734. The other ten least popular
fighters were STRIKER 7826, SCUM 7825, RIGHTEOUS DUDE 1573, DA24 7819, TORTILLA FLAT
1572, DIRTY DOZEN 7757, REBUILD 7697, SSG 7 7686, KILLERLUNGER IMP 2910, and RIPPER
7827.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BEEF (36-7305) ERRATA (490)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DONNA 5966 (135-74-4) 2 3 0 BABES
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FANG 7526 (29-26-0) 1 4 0 SERPENTS HOLD
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALLIS 6415 (19-11-1) 2 3 0 ERRATA
CLOVER 5959 (33-34-2) 2 3 0 ERRATA
PADISHAR CREEL 2208 (13-10-1) 0 2 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (23-16-1) 0 2 0 ERRATA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OBSIDIAN 7135 (23-17-2) 4 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 (16-1-0) 0 2 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-6-0) 6 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
BEEF 7305 (11-5-0) 3 3 0 ERRATA
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0) 1 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
LUSTY LISA 5367 (9-11-2) 0 2 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STICKY VICKI 5372 (7-11-1) 1 3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
DEEDERS 5535 (10-6-1) 0 2 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KERN 7601 (11-1-1) 9 3 0 ORDER
DRONE D2 7671 (9-3-0) 1 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
DRONE D4 7670 (10-2-0) 1 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE D
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SILVERBLEED 7720 (5-2-0) 3 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARNOLD 7755 (2-0-1) 6 3 0 STUDS R US
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TERN 7766 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 ORDER
AXANIA 7780 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 UNHALLOWED
HODEKIN 7773 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 5440 OR FIGHT!
ORC DUMPLING 7790 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD SHEWISH BUFFET
JESELBA 7777 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 UNHALLOWED
GODEUS 7779 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 UNHALLOWED
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0) 13 3 0 QUEBEC
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 (13-5-1) 11 3 0 FRIEND OR FOE
THE PACIFIER 2905 (3-0-0) 8 3 0 FUN WITH FRIEND
WALKER BOH 2206 (13-5-2) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
FOGHORN 5479 (6-6-0) 0 2 0 OLD SCHOOL TOONS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287 (7-5-0) 2 3 0 HELL'S KITCHEN
... A HORSE 6304 (6-2-1) 0 2 0 PORN IN A BARN
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SSG 8 7634 (5-6-2) 6 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J11
POLECAT PONCHO 7554 (4-0-0) 3 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
DESTROYER TADD 2583 (2-1-0) 2 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
BAR FLY 5586 (5-3-0) 1 3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE EUNUCH 3158 (3-4-0) 3 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
CHAZMANIA 5369 (1-2-0) 0 2 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP
DEN 5560 (2-1-0) 0 2 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
UPTON 7660 (0-1-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.