DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/27/2014    Duedate: 12/10/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-723

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

'WERD
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
(36-3870) [15-13-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KERN                           ARNOLD
ORDER (635)                    STUDS R US (642)
(36-7601) [12-1-1,127]         (36-7755) [3-0-1,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

'WERD                          KERN
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)           ORDER (635)
(36-3870) [15-13-1,110]        (36-7601) [12-1-1,127]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        42
2. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)        30      ORDER (635)
3. FRIEND OR FOE (163)         26      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)            15
5. ORDER (635)                  2      STUDS R US (642)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*STUDS R US (642)           3   0  1  100   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          7  8 0
 2/ 0 ORDER (635)               12   4  1 75.0   2/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      4  8 0
 3/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  63  40  8 61.2   3/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      3 11 0
 4/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         128 100 10 56.1   4/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  2  4 0
 5/ 4 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     287 273 37 51.3   5/ 0 ORDER (635)               1  0 0
 6/ 0 FRIEND OR FOE (163)       14  19  2 42.4   6/ 0*STUDS R US (642)          1  0 0
 7/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      74 117 11 38.7   7/ 0 FRIEND OR FOE (163)       0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  The guys at 5440 OR 
FIGHT! like really pulled together to get a 2-2-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP 
award for SILVERBLEED?  VOW TO DESTROY's proud of her after beating CONVICTED 
ASSASSIN and getting 12 points.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I 
think 'WERD should let SSG 7 be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  
Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas 
Lounge?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  VOW TO DESTROY was JHANS' most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  I don't know what 5440 OR FIGHT!'s been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from VOW TO DESTROY, that's fer sher.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  How cruel!  STILLMATIC heartlessly sent his to DESTROY certain fate in 
the Dark Arena.  Is a 15-7-4 bad or something?  Hey, warriors get killed by other 
warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with 
DESTROY's 15-7-4, STILLMATIC?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 'WERD 3870                   15  13  1   110       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERN 7601                    12   1  1   127       ORDER (635)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 7 7686                    8   2  1    86       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 SILVERBLEED 7720              6   3  0    80       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 REBUILD 7697                 13  10  0    76       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIS CAMEL 7710              10   7  0    60       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              4   4  1    39       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 SKIRN 7734                    9   6  0    37       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARNOLD 7755                   3   0  1    30       STUDS R US (642)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   4  0    29       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DIRTY DOZEN 7757              2   6  0    12       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SMASHIES 7828           0  1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   STONE GOLEM           723  NONE
KIA #10 1659            1  1 1 FRIEND OR FOE 163    HIGH ELF              723  NONE
KILLERLUNGER IMP 2910   0  1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163    SLIPPERS MCGHEE       723  NONE
RIGHTEOUS DUDE 1573     0  1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163    BLACK ORC             723  NONE
TORTILLA FLAT 1572      0  1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163    SLIPPERS MCGHEE       723  NONE
TYCHE 1501              0  1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163    SHEWISH GIANT         723  NONE
DA1 7818                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       RIPPLES DORRIGAN      723  NONE
DA24 7819               0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SPYMASTER             723  NONE
DESTROY 7696           15  8 4 STILLMATIC 630       SLIPPERS MCGHEE       723  NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693  14  8 0 STILLMATIC 630       WHISKERS 6701         720   
RIPPER 7827             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   HIGH ELF              723  NONE
SCUM 7825               0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   HIGH ELF              723  NONE
STRIKER 7826            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   BANDIT PRINCE         723  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Six dead in the Dark Arena.  The city may perish, but WE won't notice because we'll
all be prostrated from overwork.  Have you no moderation? -- Ripples Dorrigan
P.S.  And to make matters even WORSE, once you clear away the Dark Arena fights,
there were only FIVE fights left.

And as long as I'm sitting here writing personals, I will take a moment to
congratulate Beef of Errata, graduating. -- Ripples Dorrigan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DESTROY was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
KIA #10 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TORTILLA FLAT was easily killed by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TYCHE was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA24 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
RIGHTEOUS DUDE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
RIPPER was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
SCUM was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
SMASHIES was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
KILLERLUNGER IMP was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute duel.
STRIKER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
'WERD overpowered SSG 7 in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
KERN savagely defeated REBUILD in a exciting 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
SILVERBLEED handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THIS CAMEL luckily beat EDGECRUSHER in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
ARNOLD overcame DIRTY DOZEN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SKIRN outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 10 minute expert vs. beginner struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  21 -  5      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  20 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  12 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  16 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 723 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                 15  13  1  110 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERN 7601                  12   1  1  127 ORDER (635)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               13  10  0   76 STILLMATIC (630)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 'WERD 3870.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KERN 7601.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER 7765, DESTROY 7696, 
SMASHIES 7828, SILVERBLEED 7720, ARNOLD 7755, TYCHE 1501, 'WERD 3870, THIS CAMEL 
7710, KIA #10 1659, and DA1 7818.

The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STRIKER 7826, SCUM 7825, RIGHTEOUS DUDE 1573, DA24 7819, TORTILLA FLAT 
1572, DIRTY DOZEN 7757, REBUILD 7697, SSG 7 7686, KILLERLUNGER IMP 2910, and RIPPER 
7827.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BEEF (36-7305) ERRATA (490)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DONNA 5966 (135-74-4)                  2  3  0         BABES                

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FANG 7526 (29-26-0)                    1  4  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALLIS 6415 (19-11-1)                   2  3  0         ERRATA               
CLOVER 5959 (33-34-2)                  2  3  0         ERRATA               
PADISHAR CREEL 2208 (13-10-1)          0  2  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (23-16-1)            0  2  0         ERRATA               

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OBSIDIAN 7135 (23-17-2)                4  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 (16-1-0)        0  2  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-6-0)                 6  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
BEEF 7305 (11-5-0)                     3  3  0         ERRATA               
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0)                    1  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
LUSTY LISA 5367 (9-11-2)               0  2  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STICKY VICKI 5372 (7-11-1)             1  3  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      
DEEDERS 5535 (10-6-1)                  0  2  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KERN 7601 (11-1-1)                     9  3  0         ORDER                
DRONE D2 7671 (9-3-0)                  1  3  0         TOLBINS HIVE D       
DRONE D4 7670 (10-2-0)                 1  3  0         TOLBINS HIVE D       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SILVERBLEED 7720 (5-2-0)               3  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARNOLD 7755 (2-0-1)                    6  3  0         STUDS R US           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TERN 7766 (0-0-0)                      5  3  1         ORDER                
AXANIA 7780 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         UNHALLOWED           
HODEKIN 7773 (0-0-0)                   4  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       
ORC DUMPLING 7790 (0-0-0)              1  1  0  DEAD   SHEWISH BUFFET       
JESELBA 7777 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         UNHALLOWED           
GODEUS 7779 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         UNHALLOWED           

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0)              13  3  0         QUEBEC               
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 (13-5-1)         11  3  0         FRIEND OR FOE        
THE PACIFIER 2905 (3-0-0)              8  3  0         FUN WITH FRIEND      
WALKER BOH 2206 (13-5-2)               1  3  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     
FOGHORN 5479 (6-6-0)                   0  2  0         OLD SCHOOL TOONS     

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287 (7-5-0)            2  3  0         HELL'S KITCHEN       
... A HORSE 6304 (6-2-1)               0  2  0         PORN IN A BARN       

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SSG 8 7634 (5-6-2)                     6  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J11   
POLECAT PONCHO 7554 (4-0-0)            3  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
DESTROYER TADD 2583 (2-1-0)            2  3  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     
BAR FLY 5586 (5-3-0)                   1  3  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE EUNUCH 3158 (3-4-0)                3  3  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     
CHAZMANIA 5369 (1-2-0)                 0  2  0         TEAM KASSEL TAP      
DEN 5560 (2-1-0)                       0  2  0         BIG LAKE BASHERS     

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
UPTON 7660 (0-1-0)                     2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.