DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/11/2014    Duedate: 12/24/2014

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-724

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KERN
ORDER (635)
(36-7601) [13-1-1,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KERN                           POSITION IS EMPTY
ORDER (635)                    
(36-7601) [13-1-1,139]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

'WERD                          SSG 7
5440 OR FIGHT! (336)           MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-3870) [15-14-1,93]         (36-7686) [9-2-1,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FRIEND OR FOE (163)         35
2. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        33      ORDER (635)
3. STILLMATIC (630)            12      Unchartered Team
4. ORDER (635)                 12
5. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)         8      THE LAST STRAW 2 (342)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STUDS R US (642)           3   0  1  100   1/ 2 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      5  7 0
 2/ 2 ORDER (635)               13   4  1 76.5   2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          5  7 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  64  40  8 61.5   3/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      3 10 1
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         129 101 10 56.1   4/ 5 ORDER (635)               2  0 0
 5/ 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     289 275 37 51.2   5- 6*STUDS R US (642)          1  0 0
 6/ 6 FRIEND OR FOE (163)       15  20  3 42.9   6/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  1  1 0
 7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      75 119 12 38.7   7/ 7 FRIEND OR FOE (163)       1  6 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHANS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see DIRTY DOZEN win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  And it's out with the 
old, in with the new, as KERN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Lucas Lounge, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  
Where do they get this stuff?  From JHANS' trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  JHANS, 
I am losing what little hope I had in you.  ORDER the most avoided team?  What insult 
will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 5440 OR FIGHT!.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, THIS CAMEL was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Whoa!  I'll even buy SLASHER a drink 
tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good 
side!  FRIEND OR FOE has cause to pause today, as FOE 2 was sent to the Dark Arena, 
and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  We're all going to die 
in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in JHANS to get a drink than Lucas Lounge!  Any 
suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off 
like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERN 7601                    13   1  1   139       ORDER (635)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 'WERD 3870                   15  14  1    93       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 7 7686                    9   2  1    89       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 REBUILD 7697                 14  10  0    84       STILLMATIC (630)
-SILVERBLEED 7720              6   3  0    80       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIS CAMEL 7710              10   8  0    64       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKIRN 7734                   10   6  0    43       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-EDGECRUSHER 7765              4   4  1    39       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARNOLD 7755                   3   0  1    30       STUDS R US (642)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   4  0    29       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 FOE 2 7834                    1   0  1    27       FRIEND OR FOE (163)
 SLASHER 7830                  1   0  1    27       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 DIRTY DOZEN 7757              3   6  0    26       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GLANG 7832              0  1 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336   BLACK ORC             724  NONE
KOBOLD ENFORCER         0  0 0 DARK ARENA           FOE 2 7834            724  NONE
FOE 1 7833              0  1 0 FRIEND OR FOE 163    WURM KIN              724  NONE
ENVY HIDIN' SNAK 7693  14  8 0 STILLMATIC 630       WHISKERS 6701         720  NONE
AIMER 7831              0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   STONE GOLEM           724  NONE
BASHER 7829             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   BLACK ORC             724  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Twelve dead in the Dark Arena this time, and we're exhausted!  Besides which, there's
a monster cold going the rounds, and we were exhausted to begin with.  So this is all
the personals you get from us today. -- Ripples Dorrigan
P.S.  You COULD try writing your OWN personals.

Well, one more personal, in salute to the tourney participants and recognition of our
four tourney victors:  Kern, Manicouagan, Mischievous Imp, and The Pacifier. -- R.D.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLASHER viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FOE 2 viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GLANG was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIMER was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BASHER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FOE 1 was savagely slain by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
'WERD was devastated by KERN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Title duel.
SSG 7 savagely defeated THIS CAMEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
REBUILD handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute uneven melee.
SKIRN outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a slow 15 minute duel.
DIRTY DOZEN vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  3      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  18 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  20 -  4      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  12 -  2      37  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 724 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  KERN 7601                  13   1  1  139 ORDER (635)
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                 15  14  1   93 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               14  10  0   84 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 'WERD 3870.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SSG 7 7686.  The ten other most popular fighters were KERN 7601, FOE 2 7834, SLASHER 
7830, REBUILD 7697, DIRTY DOZEN 7757, FOE 1 7833, THIS CAMEL 7710, GLANG 7832, AIMER 
7831, and BASHER 7829.

The least popular fighter this week was SKIRN 7734.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were 'WERD 3870, BASHER 7829, AIMER 7831, GLANG 7832, THIS CAMEL 7710, FOE 1 
7833, DIRTY DOZEN 7757, REBUILD 7697, SLASHER 7830, and FOE 2 7834.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

'WERD (36-3870) 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)