DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/05/2015    Duedate: 02/18/2015

JHANS ARENA

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This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SSG 7
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [11-3-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SSG 7                          POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)       
(36-7686) [11-3-1,111]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    SSG 7
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7582) [11-49-1,83]         (36-7686) [11-3-1,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            55
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    16      MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        11      Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551)         3
5. ORDER (635)                  0      FOOD COURT (547)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ORDER (635)               14   4  1 77.8   1/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         12  3 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  66  41  8 61.7   2/ 1 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      8  7 2
 3- 3*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)        3   2  1 60.0   3/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 10 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         142 105 10 57.5   4- 3*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)       3  2 1
 5/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551)      77  68  7 53.1   5/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  2  1 0
 6- 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     289 278 37 51.0   6- 7 FRIEND OR FOE (163)       1  0 0
 7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      309 424 10 42.2   7- 5 ORDER (635)               1  0 0
 8- 7 FRIEND OR FOE (163)       16  23  3 41.0   8/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551)      1  1 1
 9/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      86 128 14 40.2   9- 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, VOW TO 
DESTROY, but STILLMATIC was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for SUN MOON 
STAR?  VOW TO DESTROY's proud of her after beating ITHACA NOVUM and getting 25 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  EDGECRUSHER got smashed by REBUILD, and 
lost 13 points!  Was that a tear I saw in SSG 7's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't SILVERBLEED fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists 
all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR 
photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager 
sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with MOO's 7-2-0, PORN IN A BARN?  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 7 7686                   11   3  1   111       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KERN 7601                    14   1  1   149       ORDER (635)
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504         14   5  1   126       FRIEND OR FOE (163)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 REBUILD 7697                 16  12  0    91       STILLMATIC (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVERBLEED 7720              8   5  1    90       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             11  49  1    83       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              13   9  0    82       STILLMATIC (630)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            5   3  1    82       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              7   5  1    80       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN MOON STAR 7848            4   0  1    52       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648            11  15  0    48       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SLASHER 7830                  3   2  1    39       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-SKIRN 7734                   10   7  0    37       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             7  10  1    32       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               5   4  0    29       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 MAIN EVENT 7845               3   0  0    25       STILLMATIC (630)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIRTY DOZEN 7757              3   7  0    23       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 NOT POSITIVE 7844             3   0  0    19       STILLMATIC (630)
-CALAMITY 7881                 1   0  1    18       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 NO BEST 7846                  2   1  0    14       STILLMATIC (630)
-VICE 7884                     1   0  0    11       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 ENGELBERT JONES 7879          1   1  0    11       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-AFFLICTION 7885               1   0  0    10       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 KLAUS PEPPER 7880             0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 REVENGE KILLER 7878           0   2  0     2       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-VILLANY 7882                  0   1  0     1       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE            0  0 0                      GRAB THE BULL 7705    728  NONE
DALLAS HILLARY 7637    12 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SILVERBLEED 7720      726   
MOO 7628                7  3 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   HIGH ELF              728  NONE
WOE 7883                0  1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653    SUN MOON STAR 7848    727   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants, with a special wave for One Mic, tourney victor.
-- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

One-four?  Cheese louise!  Of course, no standbys for us, although OTHER PEOPLE got
them.  Still, nobody died today.  Ah, nobody on our team, at least, and it's a sure
thing these floppy puppies couldn't have KILLED anyone. -- Orval Payne

Edgecrusher -- I don't have any edges, okay?  Enough with the crushing! -- Orval
Payne

I knew the fight was going to be bad as soon as the Camel showed up.  You just can't
TRUST camels. -- Lee-Ron Moss

Slasher -- Bah. -- Ithaca Novum, master of the witty personal

Main Event -- No, it was NOT.  The MAIN event would have ME winning. -- Klaus Pepper

No Best -- Compared to what? -- Engelbert Jones

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SILVERBLEED was vanquished by SSG 7 in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
EDGECRUSHER was defeated by REBUILD in a 2 minute duel.
ORVAL PAYNE was devastated by THIS CAMEL in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
GRAB THE BULL assassinated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ITHACA NOVUM was devastated by SUN MOON STAR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LEE-RON MOSS was bested by SLASHER in a 2 minute master vs. amateur upset match.
NOT POSITIVE savagely defeated KLAUS PEPPER in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
MAIN EVENT vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NO BEST viciously subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
REVENGE KILLER was overpowered by ENGELBERT JONES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  3      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  22 -  3      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  14 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  11 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  11 -  1      15  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SSG 7 7686                 11   3  1  111 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               16  12  0   91 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            13   9  0   82 STILLMATIC (630)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAB THE BULL 7705          5   3  1   82 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLASHER 7830                3   2  1   39 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SSG 7 7686.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER 7765, SUN 
MOON STAR 7848, NOT POSITIVE 7844, NO BEST 7846, SILVERBLEED 7720, REBUILD 7697, 
SLASHER 7830, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, THIS CAMEL 7710, and GRAB THE BULL 7705.

The least popular fighter this week was REVENGE KILLER 7878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ITHACA NOVUM 7648, ENGELBERT JONES 7879, KLAUS PEPPER 7880, 
LEE-RON MOSS 7678, MOO 7628, MAIN EVENT 7845, GRAB THE BULL 7705, THIS CAMEL 7710, 
ORVAL PAYNE 7582, and SLASHER 7830.