DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/05/2015 Duedate: 02/18/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-728
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SSG 7
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [11-3-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SSG 7 POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [11-3-1,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVAL PAYNE SSG 7
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7582) [11-49-1,83] (36-7686) [11-3-1,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630) 55
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 11 Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551) 3
5. ORDER (635) 0 FOOD COURT (547)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 ORDER (635) 14 4 1 77.8 1/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 12 3 0
2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 66 41 8 61.7 2/ 1 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 8 7 2
3- 3*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 3 2 1 60.0 3/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 4 10 0
4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630) 142 105 10 57.5 4- 3*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 3 2 1
5/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 77 68 7 53.1 5/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 2 1 0
6- 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 289 278 37 51.0 6- 7 FRIEND OR FOE (163) 1 0 0
7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 309 424 10 42.2 7- 5 ORDER (635) 1 0 0
8- 7 FRIEND OR FOE (163) 16 23 3 41.0 8/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 1 1 1
9/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 86 128 14 40.2 9- 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JHANS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, VOW TO
DESTROY, but STILLMATIC was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for SUN MOON
STAR? VOW TO DESTROY's proud of her after beating ITHACA NOVUM and getting 25
points. Talk about yer big time losers! EDGECRUSHER got smashed by REBUILD, and
lost 13 points! Was that a tear I saw in SSG 7's eye, as he took over
Duelmastership? And wasn't SILVERBLEED fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists
all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR
photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JHANS ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager
sending them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with MOO's 7-2-0, PORN IN A BARN?
Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SSG 7 7686 11 3 1 111 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KERN 7601 14 1 1 149 ORDER (635)
-WHISKERS 6701 15 3 1 139 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 14 5 1 126 FRIEND OR FOE (163)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
REBUILD 7697 16 12 0 91 STILLMATIC (630)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILVERBLEED 7720 8 5 1 90 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 11 49 1 83 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
THIS CAMEL 7710 13 9 0 82 STILLMATIC (630)
GRAB THE BULL 7705 5 3 1 82 PORN IN A BARN (551)
EDGECRUSHER 7765 7 5 1 80 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUN MOON STAR 7848 4 0 1 52 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 11 15 0 48 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
SLASHER 7830 3 2 1 39 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-SKIRN 7734 10 7 0 37 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 7 10 1 32 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SERGEANT 1 7690 5 4 0 29 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
MAIN EVENT 7845 3 0 0 25 STILLMATIC (630)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DIRTY DOZEN 7757 3 7 0 23 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
NOT POSITIVE 7844 3 0 0 19 STILLMATIC (630)
-CALAMITY 7881 1 0 1 18 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
NO BEST 7846 2 1 0 14 STILLMATIC (630)
-VICE 7884 1 0 0 11 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
ENGELBERT JONES 7879 1 1 0 11 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-AFFLICTION 7885 1 0 0 10 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
KLAUS PEPPER 7880 0 2 0 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
REVENGE KILLER 7878 0 2 0 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-VILLANY 7882 0 1 0 1 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE 0 0 0 GRAB THE BULL 7705 728 NONE
DALLAS HILLARY 7637 12 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SILVERBLEED 7720 726
MOO 7628 7 3 0 PORN IN A BARN 551 HIGH ELF 728 NONE
WOE 7883 0 1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653 SUN MOON STAR 7848 727
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants, with a special wave for One Mic, tourney victor.
-- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way
One-four? Cheese louise! Of course, no standbys for us, although OTHER PEOPLE got
them. Still, nobody died today. Ah, nobody on our team, at least, and it's a sure
thing these floppy puppies couldn't have KILLED anyone. -- Orval Payne
Edgecrusher -- I don't have any edges, okay? Enough with the crushing! -- Orval
Payne
I knew the fight was going to be bad as soon as the Camel showed up. You just can't
TRUST camels. -- Lee-Ron Moss
Slasher -- Bah. -- Ithaca Novum, master of the witty personal
Main Event -- No, it was NOT. The MAIN event would have ME winning. -- Klaus Pepper
No Best -- Compared to what? -- Engelbert Jones
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SILVERBLEED was vanquished by SSG 7 in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
EDGECRUSHER was defeated by REBUILD in a 2 minute duel.
ORVAL PAYNE was devastated by THIS CAMEL in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
GRAB THE BULL assassinated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ITHACA NOVUM was devastated by SUN MOON STAR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LEE-RON MOSS was bested by SLASHER in a 2 minute master vs. amateur upset match.
NOT POSITIVE savagely defeated KLAUS PEPPER in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
MAIN EVENT vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NO BEST viciously subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
REVENGE KILLER was overpowered by ENGELBERT JONES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 3 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 3 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 3 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 11 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 11 - 1 15 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 728 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 5 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SSG 7 7686 11 3 1 111 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 16 12 0 91 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 13 9 0 82 STILLMATIC (630)
BASHING ATTACK GRAB THE BULL 7705 5 3 1 82 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SLASHING ATTACK SLASHER 7830 3 2 1 39 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The most popular warrior this
turn was SSG 7 7686. The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER 7765, SUN
MOON STAR 7848, NOT POSITIVE 7844, NO BEST 7846, SILVERBLEED 7720, REBUILD 7697,
SLASHER 7830, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, THIS CAMEL 7710, and GRAB THE BULL 7705.
The least popular fighter this week was REVENGE KILLER 7878. The other ten least
popular fighters were ITHACA NOVUM 7648, ENGELBERT JONES 7879, KLAUS PEPPER 7880,
LEE-RON MOSS 7678, MOO 7628, MAIN EVENT 7845, GRAB THE BULL 7705, THIS CAMEL 7710,
ORVAL PAYNE 7582, and SLASHER 7830.