DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/19/2015    Duedate: 03/04/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-729

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REBUILD
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7697) [17-12-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

REBUILD                        POSITION IS EMPTY
STILLMATIC (630)               
(36-7697) [17-12-0,110]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    MASUIMI MANX
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-7582) [12-49-1,101]        (36-6205) [14-8-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            27
2. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         17      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)     13      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)     4
5. SPAWN OF EVIL (653)          0      NEWSCASTERS (502)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   45  17  1 72.6   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)         12  3 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  67  44  8 60.4   2/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      6  7 1
 3- 3*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)        3   2  1 60.0   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         145 107 10 57.5   4- 4*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)       3  2 1
 5- 5 PORN IN A BARN (551)      77  68  7 53.1   5/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  3  3 0
 6/ 0 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  47  47  1 50.0   6/ 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   1  0 0
 7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      311 427 10 42.1   7- 8 PORN IN A BARN (551)      1  1 1
 8/ 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      87 130 14 40.1   8/ 0 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHANS to see 
what's new.  MVP award for ORVAL PAYNE?  MIDDLE WAY 17's proud of him after beating 
CHEETAH VON TEESE and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
EDGECRUSHER got smashed by M. CHARDINEE, and lost 13 points!  And I was just getting 
used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome REBUILD.  Aren't 
STILLMATIC proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REBUILD 7697                 17  12  0   110       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MASUIMI MANX 6205            14   8  0   104       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             12  49  1   101       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SILVERBLEED 7720              9   5  1   100       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 7 7686                   11   4  1    86       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   9  0    86       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705            5   3  1    82       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              13  10  0    77       STILLMATIC (630)
 CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       13   5  0    76       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              7   6  1    67       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUN MOON STAR 7848            4   0  1    52       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648            12  15  0    51       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SERGEANT 1 7690               6   4  0    42       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             7  11  1    33       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 NOT POSITIVE 7844             4   0  0    28       STILLMATIC (630)
 MAIN EVENT 7845               3   1  0    26       STILLMATIC (630)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CALAMITY 7881                 1   0  1    18       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 NO BEST 7846                  3   1  0    17       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 FIONN MACCOOL 7860            1   0  0    13       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-VICE 7884                     1   0  0    11       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-AFFLICTION 7885               1   0  0    10       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 ENGELBERT JONES 7879          1   2  0     5       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 KLAUS PEPPER 7880             0   3  0     3       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-REVENGE KILLER 7878           0   2  0     2       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-VILLANY 7882                  0   1  0     1       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SERGEANT 3 7816         0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 RIPPLES DORRIGAN      729  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SERGEANT 4 7817         0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 STONE GOLEM           729  NONE
DALLAS HILLARY 7637    12 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SILVERBLEED 7720      726   
WOE 7883                0  1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653    SUN MOON STAR 7848    727   
SLASHER 7830            3  3 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601   BLACK ORC             729  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four again, and ENGELBERT won?  Is there no justice in the world?  I mean,
ENGELBERT?  I don't see how the rest of us can stand to look at him.  And so puffed
up he is, we have to worry about him bursting and make a HUGE mess in the guildhouse,
too.  Cheese louise. -- Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLASHER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 3 was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SERGEANT 4 was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
SSG 7 was overpowered by REBUILD in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
MASUIMI MANX devastated THIS CAMEL in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
EDGECRUSHER was devastated by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SILVERBLEED overpowered RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ORVAL PAYNE overpowered CHEETAH VON TEESE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ITHACA NOVUM won victory over MAIN EVENT in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LEE-RON MOSS was vanquished by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOT POSITIVE overpowered ENGELBERT JONES in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NO BEST defeated KLAUS PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.
FIONN MACCOOL handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  3      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  13 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  21 -  3      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -  14 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  14 -  1      13  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 729 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               17  12  0  110 STILLMATIC (630)
STRIKING ATTACK  SILVERBLEED 7720            9   5  1  100 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            13  10  0   77 STILLMATIC (630)
AIMED BLOW       CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298     13   5  0   76 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 1 7690             6   4  0   42 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SERGEANT 4 7817.  The ten other most popular fighters were MASUIMI MANX 
6205, SILVERBLEED 7720, NO BEST 7846, SERGEANT 1 7690, NOT POSITIVE 7844, REBUILD 
7697, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, MAIN EVENT 7845, and KLAUS PEPPER 7880.

The least popular fighter this week was LEE-RON MOSS 7678.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, THIS CAMEL 7710, SERGEANT 3 7816, 
ENGELBERT JONES 7879, EDGECRUSHER 7765, SSG 7 7686, SLASHER 7830, FIONN MACCOOL 7860, 
KLAUS PEPPER 7880, and MAIN EVENT 7845.