DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2015    Duedate: 03/18/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MASUIMI MANX
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6205) [15-8-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MASUIMI MANX                   ANGRY ORCHARD
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)       FERMENTED (651)
(36-6205) [15-8-0,120]         (36-7868) [0-1-0,5]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    MASUIMI MANX
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-7582) [12-50-1,87]         (36-6205) [15-8-0,120]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        35
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    30      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)    29      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         19
5. FERMENTED (651)             10      FERMENTED (651)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   45  18  1 71.4   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)         10  5 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  69  44  9 61.1   2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       6  9 0
 3/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         147 110 10 57.2   3/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  4  3 1
 4- 5 PORN IN A BARN (551)      77  68  7 53.1   4/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      4  7 0
 5/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  49  47  1 51.0   5/ 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  3  1 0
 6/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      314 429 10 42.3   6- 7 PORN IN A BARN (551)      1  1 1
 7/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      88 132 14 40.0   7/ 6 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   1  1 0
 8/ 0*FERMENTED (651)            0   2  0  0.0   8/ 0*FERMENTED (651)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome JHANS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  
Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, FUR YOUR EYES 
ONLY's 5th moved them up to 2-0-0 place.  What's with EDGECRUSHER?  She actually beat 
MIDDLE WAY 17's ORVAL PAYNE, and walked away with 28 more points from the fight.  
Major screwup at MIDDLE WAY 17.  ORVAL PAYNE lost 14 points to EDGECRUSHER.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe ORVAL PAYNE will provide more easy wins...  Apparently 
JHANS isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.  The Dreaded Duelmaster 
got 2 challenges this turn!  FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's hatred of STILLMATIC surfaced again 
as MASUIMI MANX challenged JHANS' top dog.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's outstanding member, Duelmaster MASUIMI MANX.  Advice to fighters 
with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was VOW TO DESTROY.  In my day, no team with a 87-130-14 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, FUR YOUR EYES ONLY?   
     Warriors of JHANS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  ITHACA NOVUM, with 
his forgettable 12-16-0,  was put to death by SERGEANT 1 in a forgettable match.  
MIDDLE WAY 17 didn't seem to mind very much.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a 
hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good 
skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASUIMI MANX 6205            15   8  0   120       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SILVERBLEED 7720              9   5  1   100       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              8   6  1    95       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 REBUILD 7697                 17  13  0    92       STILLMATIC (630)
 SSG 7 7686                   12   4  1    92       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       14   5  0    89       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             12  50  1    87       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   9  0    86       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705            5   3  1    82       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              13  11  0    68       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 1 7690               7   4  1    66       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUN MOON STAR 7848            4   0  1    52       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             8  11  1    37       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT POSITIVE 7844             5   0  0    31       STILLMATIC (630)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIN EVENT 7845               3   2  0    23       STILLMATIC (630)
 NO BEST 7846                  4   1  0    19       STILLMATIC (630)
 ENGELBERT JONES 7879          2   2  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 KLAUS PEPPER 7880             1   3  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 FIONN MACCOOL 7860            1   1  0    14       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            0   1  0     5       FERMENTED (651)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DWI 7870                0  1 0 FERMENTED 651        BANDIT PRINCE         730  NONE
DALLAS HILLARY 7637    12 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SILVERBLEED 7720      726  NOT REVENGED
ITHACA NOVUM 7648      12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SERGEANT 1 7690       730   
WOE 7883                0  1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653    SUN MOON STAR 7848    727   
BASHER 7900             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   KOBOLD ENFORCER       730  NONE
REVENGE KILLER 7878     0  3 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   WURM KIN              730  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whew!  Two-three this time, and Engelbert LOST.  That deflated him quite well.  And I
won, which is also good, but with my record, I'm not going to get puffed up about it.
I'm now 12-49, no automatic graduation at fifty fights for ME.  When people make
comments about that, and they DO, I just tell 'em I'm a long-distance runner, not a
sprinter.  Since I don't run at all, that really confuses them.  Ha. -- Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

REVENGE KILLER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASHER was dealt death by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DWI was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MASUIMI MANX overpowered REBUILD in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel.
CHEETAH VON TEESE overpowered THIS CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ORVAL PAYNE was devastated by EDGECRUSHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SSG 7 devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ITHACA NOVUM was easily killed by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
MAIN EVENT lost to LEE-RON MOSS in a popular 1 minute beginner vs. expert fight.
NOT POSITIVE defeated FIONN MACCOOL in a 2 minute gruesome match.
NO BEST savagely defeated ANGRY ORCHARD in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
ENGELBERT JONES devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KLAUS PEPPER demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  3      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  21 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  15 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  15 -  1      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MASUIMI MANX 6205          15   8  0  120 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
STRIKING ATTACK  EDGECRUSHER 7765            8   6  1   95 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
AIMED BLOW       CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298     14   5  0   89 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            13  11  0   68 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 1 7690             7   4  1   66 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MASUIMI MANX 6205.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER 
7765, FIONN MACCOOL 7860, NO BEST 7846, NOT POSITIVE 7844, KLAUS PEPPER 7880, BASHER 
7900, REBUILD 7697, CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, SSG 7 7686, and SERGEANT 1 7690.

The least popular fighter this week was ANGRY ORCHARD 7868.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, THIS CAMEL 7710, REVENGE KILLER 7878, ITHACA 
NOVUM 7648, DWI 7870, ENGELBERT JONES 7879, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, MAIN EVENT 7845, 
SERGEANT 1 7690, and SSG 7 7686.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MASUIMI MANX (36-6205) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes