DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/05/2015 Duedate: 03/18/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-730
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MASUIMI MANX
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6205) [15-8-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MASUIMI MANX ANGRY ORCHARD
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) FERMENTED (651)
(36-6205) [15-8-0,120] (36-7868) [0-1-0,5]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVAL PAYNE MASUIMI MANX
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-7582) [12-50-1,87] (36-6205) [15-8-0,120]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 35
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 29 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 19
5. FERMENTED (651) 10 FERMENTED (651)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 45 18 1 71.4 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 10 5 0
2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 69 44 9 61.1 2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 6 9 0
3/ 4 STILLMATIC (630) 147 110 10 57.2 3/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 4 3 1
4- 5 PORN IN A BARN (551) 77 68 7 53.1 4/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 4 7 0
5/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 49 47 1 51.0 5/ 8 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 3 1 0
6/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 314 429 10 42.3 6- 7 PORN IN A BARN (551) 1 1 1
7/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 88 132 14 40.0 7/ 6 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 1 1 0
8/ 0*FERMENTED (651) 0 2 0 0.0 8/ 0*FERMENTED (651) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome JHANS. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Up 'n down. Up 'n down.
Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, FUR YOUR EYES
ONLY's 5th moved them up to 2-0-0 place. What's with EDGECRUSHER? She actually beat
MIDDLE WAY 17's ORVAL PAYNE, and walked away with 28 more points from the fight.
Major screwup at MIDDLE WAY 17. ORVAL PAYNE lost 14 points to EDGECRUSHER. Some new
strategies, perhaps? Maybe ORVAL PAYNE will provide more easy wins... Apparently
JHANS isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster
got 2 challenges this turn! FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's hatred of STILLMATIC surfaced again
as MASUIMI MANX challenged JHANS' top dog. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY's outstanding member, Duelmaster MASUIMI MANX. Advice to fighters
with a 1 will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... The most avoided team
was VOW TO DESTROY. In my day, no team with a 87-130-14 would scare me off! What's
the problem, FUR YOUR EYES ONLY?
Warriors of JHANS unite. You have only your games to lose! ITHACA NOVUM, with
his forgettable 12-16-0, was put to death by SERGEANT 1 in a forgettable match.
MIDDLE WAY 17 didn't seem to mind very much. Many a warrior has met his fate in a
hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good
skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MASUIMI MANX 6205 15 8 0 120 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHISKERS 6701 15 3 1 139 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 9 5 1 100 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
EDGECRUSHER 7765 8 6 1 95 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
REBUILD 7697 17 13 0 92 STILLMATIC (630)
SSG 7 7686 12 4 1 92 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 14 5 0 89 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 12 50 1 87 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 9 0 86 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705 5 3 1 82 PORN IN A BARN (551)
THIS CAMEL 7710 13 11 0 68 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 1 7690 7 4 1 66 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUN MOON STAR 7848 4 0 1 52 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 8 11 1 37 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT POSITIVE 7844 5 0 0 31 STILLMATIC (630)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAIN EVENT 7845 3 2 0 23 STILLMATIC (630)
NO BEST 7846 4 1 0 19 STILLMATIC (630)
ENGELBERT JONES 7879 2 2 0 18 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
KLAUS PEPPER 7880 1 3 0 18 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
FIONN MACCOOL 7860 1 1 0 14 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 0 1 0 5 FERMENTED (651)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DWI 7870 0 1 0 FERMENTED 651 BANDIT PRINCE 730 NONE
DALLAS HILLARY 7637 12 14 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SILVERBLEED 7720 726 NOT REVENGED
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SERGEANT 1 7690 730
WOE 7883 0 1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653 SUN MOON STAR 7848 727
BASHER 7900 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 KOBOLD ENFORCER 730 NONE
REVENGE KILLER 7878 0 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 WURM KIN 730 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Whew! Two-three this time, and Engelbert LOST. That deflated him quite well. And I
won, which is also good, but with my record, I'm not going to get puffed up about it.
I'm now 12-49, no automatic graduation at fifty fights for ME. When people make
comments about that, and they DO, I just tell 'em I'm a long-distance runner, not a
sprinter. Since I don't run at all, that really confuses them. Ha. -- Orval Payne
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
REVENGE KILLER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASHER was dealt death by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DWI was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MASUIMI MANX overpowered REBUILD in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel.
CHEETAH VON TEESE overpowered THIS CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ORVAL PAYNE was devastated by EDGECRUSHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SSG 7 devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ITHACA NOVUM was easily killed by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
MAIN EVENT lost to LEE-RON MOSS in a popular 1 minute beginner vs. expert fight.
NOT POSITIVE defeated FIONN MACCOOL in a 2 minute gruesome match.
NO BEST savagely defeated ANGRY ORCHARD in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
ENGELBERT JONES devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KLAUS PEPPER demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 3 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 2 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 15 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 15 - 1 17 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 730 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MASUIMI MANX 6205 15 8 0 120 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
STRIKING ATTACK EDGECRUSHER 7765 8 6 1 95 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 14 5 0 89 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 13 11 0 68 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK SERGEANT 1 7690 7 4 1 66 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The most popular warrior this
turn was MASUIMI MANX 6205. The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER
7765, FIONN MACCOOL 7860, NO BEST 7846, NOT POSITIVE 7844, KLAUS PEPPER 7880, BASHER
7900, REBUILD 7697, CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, SSG 7 7686, and SERGEANT 1 7690.
The least popular fighter this week was ANGRY ORCHARD 7868. The other ten least
popular fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, THIS CAMEL 7710, REVENGE KILLER 7878, ITHACA
NOVUM 7648, DWI 7870, ENGELBERT JONES 7879, LEE-RON MOSS 7678, MAIN EVENT 7845,
SERGEANT 1 7690, and SSG 7 7686.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MASUIMI MANX (36-6205) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
A REMINDER
On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on
everything, including your personals and diplos!
All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.
Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we
don't know where it belongs. Thank you.
-- A lowly mailroom slave
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES (436)
MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE (163)
DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W (384)
RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J (8581)
CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII (2124)
BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III (2364)
KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY (2917)
EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9 (4782)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes