DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2015    Duedate: 04/01/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-731

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHEETAH VON TEESE
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6298) [15-5-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHEETAH VON TEESE              CALAMITY
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
(36-6298) [15-5-0,104]         (36-7881) [1-1-1,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORVAL PAYNE                    NOT POSITIVE
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7582) [12-51-1,88]         (36-7844) [6-0-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)      26
2. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)    18      MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        15      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)            12
5. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)     8      SPAWN OF EVIL (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   45  19  1 70.3   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  7 1
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  71  44  9 61.7   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       6  9 0
 3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)         150 112 11 57.3   3/ 5 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  5  1 0
 4/ 5 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  51  47  1 52.0   4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  5  3 1
 5/ 0*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)        3   3  1 50.0   5/ 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    2  1 1
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      315 433 10 42.1   6/ 4 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      2  6 0
 7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      88 134 14 39.6   7/ 7 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   1  2 0
 8/ 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    48  76  5 38.7   8/ 8*FERMENTED (651)           1  2 0
 9/ 8*FERMENTED (651)            1   2  0 33.3   9/ 0*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see AKILAY win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CHEETAH 
VON TEESE beat REBUILD and REBUILD lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, JHANS may be getting bland, as MASUIMI MANX stays top 
dog in the city.  Lucas Lounge, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where 
do they get this stuff?  From JHANS' trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  JHANS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  
And it looks like FUR YOUR EYES ONLY avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of 
would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  ORVAL PAYNE was challenged more times this 
turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now look at 
this.  SERGEANT 1 challenged down 29 against MIDDLE WAY 17's LEE-RON MOSS.  What a 
weasel!  And golly gee, SERGEANT 1 overcame LEE-RON MOSS.  Aren't we all surprised 
and impressed?   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       15   5  0   104       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILVERBLEED 7720              9   5  1   100       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 SSG 7 7686                   13   4  1    97       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-EDGECRUSHER 7765              8   6  1    95       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582             12  51  1    88       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   9  0    86       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 REBUILD 7697                 17  14  0    83       STILLMATIC (630)
 AKILAY 5392                  12  14  0    81       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 SERGEANT 1 7690               8   4  1    69       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              13  12  0    67       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUN MOON STAR 7848            4   0  1    52       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 LEE-RON MOSS 7678             8  12  1    37       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 NOT POSITIVE 7844             6   0  0    35       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIN EVENT 7845               4   2  1    33       STILLMATIC (630)
 KULICK 5728                   4   0  1    32       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 NO BEST 7846                  5   1  0    27       STILLMATIC (630)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 KLAUS PEPPER 7880             2   3  0    25       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNO SKINNER 5698             4   2  0    22       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 CALAMITY 7881                 1   1  1    19       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-VICE 7884                     1   0  0    11       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            1   1  0    10       FERMENTED (651)
-AFFLICTION 7885               1   0  0    10       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-VILLANY 7882                  0   1  0     1       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 JANOS ORUM 7909               0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ENGELBERT JONES 7879    2  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    MAIN EVENT 7845       731   
ITHACA NOVUM 7648      12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SERGEANT 1 7690       730   
FIONN MACCOOL 7860      1  2 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLIN 631 KULICK 5728           731   
WOE 7883                0  1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653    SUN MOON STAR 7848    727  NOT REVENGED
SLASHER 7907            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   STONE GOLEM           731  NONE
TANK BASHER 7908        0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   HIGH ELF              731  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Masuimi Manx. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

Three-two and a death, with two standbys.  Which means we had one "real" win, for
certain values of real.  Still, those two Beggars were convenient, even if they
didn't count as real. -- Orval Payne
P.S.  Yeah, we'll miss Ithaca, but not for long.  He knew the risks going in.  And he
was a wimpy blond, besides.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TANK BASHER was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLASHER was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
SSG 7 subdued ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute bloody expert's Challenge fight.
CHEETAH VON TEESE devastated REBUILD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
SERGEANT 1 demolished LEE-RON MOSS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MASUIMI MANX vanquished THIS CAMEL in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
AKILAY overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
NOT POSITIVE overcame CALAMITY in a 2 minute melee.
KULICK slaughtered FIONN MACCOOL in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
JUNO SKINNER slimly lost to NO BEST in a slow 13 minute gory duel.
MAIN EVENT executed ENGELBERT JONES in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ANGRY ORCHARD savagely defeated JANOS ORUM in a 6 minute bloody amateur's competition.
KLAUS PEPPER subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  3      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  21 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  14 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  16 -  1      16  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 731 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298     15   5  0  104 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SSG 7 7686                 13   4  1   97 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               17  14  0   83 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  SERGEANT 1 7690             8   4  1   69 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            13  12  0   67 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOT POSITIVE 7844           6   0  0   35 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NOT POSITIVE 7844.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHEETAH VON 
TEESE 6298, AKILAY 5392, MAIN EVENT 7845, ANGRY ORCHARD 7868, SSG 7 7686, CALAMITY 
7881, KLAUS PEPPER 7880, SLASHER 7907, SERGEANT 1 7690, and KULICK 5728.

The least popular fighter this week was JUNO SKINNER 5698.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JANOS ORUM 7909, THIS CAMEL 7710, FIONN MACCOOL 7860, LEE-RON 
MOSS 7678, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, TANK BASHER 7908, ENGELBERT JONES 7879, REBUILD 7697, NO 
BEST 7846, and KULICK 5728.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MASUIMI MANX (36-6205) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI