DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/19/2015 Duedate: 04/01/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-731
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHEETAH VON TEESE
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6298) [15-5-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHEETAH VON TEESE CALAMITY
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
(36-6298) [15-5-0,104] (36-7881) [1-1-1,19]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVAL PAYNE NOT POSITIVE
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7582) [12-51-1,88] (36-7844) [6-0-0,35]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 26
2. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 18 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 15 Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630) 12
5. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 8 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 45 19 1 70.3 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 7 1
2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 71 44 9 61.7 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 6 9 0
3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 150 112 11 57.3 3/ 5 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 5 1 0
4/ 5 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 51 47 1 52.0 4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 5 3 1
5/ 0*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 3 3 1 50.0 5/ 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 2 1 1
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 315 433 10 42.1 6/ 4 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 2 6 0
7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 88 134 14 39.6 7/ 7 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 1 2 0
8/ 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 48 76 5 38.7 8/ 8*FERMENTED (651) 1 2 0
9/ 8*FERMENTED (651) 1 2 0 33.3 9/ 0*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see AKILAY win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CHEETAH
VON TEESE beat REBUILD and REBUILD lost 9 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if
variety is the spice of life, JHANS may be getting bland, as MASUIMI MANX stays top
dog in the city. Lucas Lounge, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where
do they get this stuff? From JHANS' trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. JHANS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say.
And it looks like FUR YOUR EYES ONLY avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of
would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. ORVAL PAYNE was challenged more times this
turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now look at
this. SERGEANT 1 challenged down 29 against MIDDLE WAY 17's LEE-RON MOSS. What a
weasel! And golly gee, SERGEANT 1 overcame LEE-RON MOSS. Aren't we all surprised
and impressed?
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 15 5 0 104 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SILVERBLEED 7720 9 5 1 100 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
SSG 7 7686 13 4 1 97 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-EDGECRUSHER 7765 8 6 1 95 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 12 51 1 88 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 9 0 86 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
REBUILD 7697 17 14 0 83 STILLMATIC (630)
AKILAY 5392 12 14 0 81 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
SERGEANT 1 7690 8 4 1 69 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
THIS CAMEL 7710 13 12 0 67 STILLMATIC (630)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUN MOON STAR 7848 4 0 1 52 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 8 12 1 37 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
NOT POSITIVE 7844 6 0 0 35 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAIN EVENT 7845 4 2 1 33 STILLMATIC (630)
KULICK 5728 4 0 1 32 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
NO BEST 7846 5 1 0 27 STILLMATIC (630)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
KLAUS PEPPER 7880 2 3 0 25 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUNO SKINNER 5698 4 2 0 22 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
CALAMITY 7881 1 1 1 19 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-VICE 7884 1 0 0 11 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 1 1 0 10 FERMENTED (651)
-AFFLICTION 7885 1 0 0 10 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-VILLANY 7882 0 1 0 1 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
JANOS ORUM 7909 0 1 0 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ENGELBERT JONES 7879 2 3 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 MAIN EVENT 7845 731
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SERGEANT 1 7690 730
FIONN MACCOOL 7860 1 2 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLIN 631 KULICK 5728 731
WOE 7883 0 1 0 SPAWN OF EVIL 653 SUN MOON STAR 7848 727 NOT REVENGED
SLASHER 7907 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 STONE GOLEM 731 NONE
TANK BASHER 7908 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 HIGH ELF 731 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Our congratulations to Masuimi Manx. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way
Three-two and a death, with two standbys. Which means we had one "real" win, for
certain values of real. Still, those two Beggars were convenient, even if they
didn't count as real. -- Orval Payne
P.S. Yeah, we'll miss Ithaca, but not for long. He knew the risks going in. And he
was a wimpy blond, besides.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TANK BASHER was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLASHER was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
SSG 7 subdued ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute bloody expert's Challenge fight.
CHEETAH VON TEESE devastated REBUILD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
SERGEANT 1 demolished LEE-RON MOSS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MASUIMI MANX vanquished THIS CAMEL in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
AKILAY overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
NOT POSITIVE overcame CALAMITY in a 2 minute melee.
KULICK slaughtered FIONN MACCOOL in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
JUNO SKINNER slimly lost to NO BEST in a slow 13 minute gory duel.
MAIN EVENT executed ENGELBERT JONES in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ANGRY ORCHARD savagely defeated JANOS ORUM in a 6 minute bloody amateur's competition.
KLAUS PEPPER subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 3 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 2 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 14 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 16 - 1 16 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 731 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 15 5 0 104 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SSG 7 7686 13 4 1 97 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 17 14 0 83 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK SERGEANT 1 7690 8 4 1 69 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 13 12 0 67 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK NOT POSITIVE 7844 6 0 0 35 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The most popular warrior this
turn was NOT POSITIVE 7844. The ten other most popular fighters were CHEETAH VON
TEESE 6298, AKILAY 5392, MAIN EVENT 7845, ANGRY ORCHARD 7868, SSG 7 7686, CALAMITY
7881, KLAUS PEPPER 7880, SLASHER 7907, SERGEANT 1 7690, and KULICK 5728.
The least popular fighter this week was JUNO SKINNER 5698. The other ten least
popular fighters were JANOS ORUM 7909, THIS CAMEL 7710, FIONN MACCOOL 7860, LEE-RON
MOSS 7678, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, TANK BASHER 7908, ENGELBERT JONES 7879, REBUILD 7697, NO
BEST 7846, and KULICK 5728.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MASUIMI MANX (36-6205) FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
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