DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2015 Duedate: 04/15/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-732
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SSG 7
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7686) [14-4-1,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SSG 7 CALAMITY
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
(36-7686) [14-4-1,114] (36-7881) [2-1-1,31]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVAL PAYNE FIONN MACCOOL
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7582) [12-52-1,89] (36-7860) [1-3-0,17]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PORN IN A BARN (551) 26
2. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 17 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 13 Unchartered Team
4. SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 12
5. STILLMATIC (630) 6 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 45 20 1 69.2 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 7 1
2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 72 45 9 61.5 2/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 5 1 1
3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 153 114 11 57.3 3/ 5 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 4 1 1
4/ 5*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 4 3 1 57.1 4/ 3 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 4 1 0
5/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 79 68 7 53.7 5/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 4 10 0
6/ 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 51 48 1 51.5 6/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 2 0 0
7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 315 437 10 41.9 7/ 9*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 1 1 0
8/ 8 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 50 76 5 39.7 8- 8*FERMENTED (651) 1 2 0
9- 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 88 134 14 39.6 9- 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 1 4 0
10- 9*FERMENTED (651) 1 2 0 33.3 10/ 7 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome JHANS. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... What's with GRAB THE BULL?
He actually beat STILLMATIC's REBUILD, and walked away with 14 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at PORN IN A BARN while they watched GRAB THE BULL clobber
REBUILD. He lost 10 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. I'm
sure JHANS is excited about SSG 7, the new Duelmaster from MEDAL OF HONOR J11.
(remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Advice to fighters with a 1
will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was VOW TO DESTROY. The bums at FUR YOUR EYES ONLY couldn't face
the challenges from VOW TO DESTROY! No excuse for that! What do people see in ORVAL
PAYNE? His 12-52-1? MIDDLE WAY 17 ain't talkin', but he's got 89 points.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. How long have I been here? I got people to see,
places to go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. The end
of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SSG 7 7686 14 4 1 114 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHISKERS 6701 15 3 1 139 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 9 5 1 100 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
GRAB THE BULL 7705 6 3 1 96 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AKILAY 5392 13 14 0 95 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-EDGECRUSHER 7765 8 6 1 95 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 15 6 0 91 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 12 52 1 89 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 9 0 86 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
THIS CAMEL 7710 14 12 0 75 STILLMATIC (630)
REBUILD 7697 17 15 0 73 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 1 7690 8 5 1 65 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUN MOON STAR 7848 4 0 1 52 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
MAIN EVENT 7845 5 2 1 45 STILLMATIC (630)
NOT POSITIVE 7844 7 0 0 40 STILLMATIC (630)
LEE-RON MOSS 7678 8 13 1 38 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
KULICK 5728 5 0 1 35 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALAMITY 7881 2 1 1 31 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
KLAUS PEPPER 7880 2 4 0 25 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JUNO SKINNER 5698 4 2 0 22 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
NO BEST 7846 5 2 0 18 STILLMATIC (630)
FIONN MACCOOL 7860 1 3 0 17 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 1 0 0 12 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-VICE 7884 1 0 0 11 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 1 1 0 10 FERMENTED (651)
-AFFLICTION 7885 1 0 0 10 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JANOS ORUM 7909 0 2 0 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VILLANY 7882 0 1 0 1 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ENGELBERT JONES 7879 2 3 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 MAIN EVENT 7845 731
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SERGEANT 1 7690 730
PERSONAL ADS
One-four and a death. There's too much death around here. The new recruit looked at
the contract, looked at the job description, looked at the death rate... and ran back
out the door. What a wimp. But it means we're still looking for someone to replace
Engelbert. -- Orval Payne
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHEETAH VON TEESE was devastated by SSG 7 in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
GRAB THE BULL vanquished REBUILD in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
THIS CAMEL defeated SERGEANT 1 in a 2 minute duel.
ORVAL PAYNE was devastated by AKILAY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NOT POSITIVE savagely defeated KLAUS PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
LEE-RON MOSS was vanquished by MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KULICK narrowly defeated FIONN MACCOOL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
NO BEST was overcome by CALAMITY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
JANOS ORUM was vanquished by THE ENERGIZER BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 8 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 3 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 16 - 2 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 15 - 1 21 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 732 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SSG 7 7686 14 4 1 114 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
BASHING ATTACK GRAB THE BULL 7705 6 3 1 96 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 15 6 0 91 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 14 12 0 75 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 17 15 0 73 STILLMATIC (630)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SERGEANT 1 7690 8 5 1 65 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
LUNGING ATTACK NOT POSITIVE 7844 7 0 0 40 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The most popular warrior this
turn was FIONN MACCOOL 7860. The ten other most popular fighters were NOT POSITIVE
7844, KULICK 5728, SERGEANT 1 7690, GRAB THE BULL 7705, CALAMITY 7881, THE ENERGIZER
BUNNY 7892, SSG 7 7686, THIS CAMEL 7710, AKILAY 5392, and KLAUS PEPPER 7880.
The least popular fighter this week was JANOS ORUM 7909. The other ten least popular
fighters were LEE-RON MOSS 7678, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, NO BEST
7846, REBUILD 7697, MAIN EVENT 7845, KLAUS PEPPER 7880, AKILAY 5392, THIS CAMEL 7710,
and SSG 7 7686.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SSG 7 (36-7686) MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
JASPER GULCH: DM 85
Zeb Karan around the big table. Arena staff of all ranks and titles sat and
stared at each other: arenamasters, standbys, Dark Arena warriors, stewards and
infirmarians, even the maintenance crew. This was not the first time they'd met like
this, and it probably wouldn't be the last.
"So this is it again, is it?" Lew Voth asked. "Less than seven years since they
closed Dwes Eg to new teams, and now they're closing Blackstone?"
"Only to new teams," one of the spymasters pointed out. "And it's necessary.
There are several file rooms we haven't been able to enter in months because they're
too full of team records."
"Nothing you couldn't fix with a lighted match," Jame Rinvar suggested.
Technically he should not have been there, since he'd taken over full time as the
arenamaster of Shadowspire. But no one wanted to tell him to leave.
"We may NEED those records one of these days," Chief Steward Hesselrod protested.
"We can't burn RECORDS."
"I could," Rinvar said.
"But you won't." Voth pinned him with a stare. "Don't stir up trouble for its
own sake, Jame."
Rinvar raised his hand in a gesture of surrender. "I'll be good, Lew."
"When are they shutting down Blackstone?"
"To new teams only, remember--the old ones will keep fighting if their managers
want to pay the fees. This week. Maybe next week. Hard to be sure, when you travel
from Alastari to anywhere else, there's a time distortion effect. But probably this
week. Same operating rules as Dwes Eg (82): no new teams in, but the old ones can
recruit new members. New teams will go to the new place--" Zeb Karan cast a look of
enquiry around the room.
"Jasper Gulch," a steward said.
"Right. New teams will go to Jasper Gulch. I'm not sure the day for it, probably
'opposite' Blackstone in the schedule. A regular two-week cycle. Teams can be
transfered in from regular arenas, I suppose, but not OUT."
Voth nodded. "We can work with this."
"Beats not working."