DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/16/2015 Duedate: 04/29/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-733
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRAB THE BULL
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-7705) [7-3-1,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRAB THE BULL PRANGO
PORN IN A BARN (551) ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
(36-7705) [7-3-1,102] (36-7874) [1-0-1,14]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SERGEANT 1 NOT POSITIVE
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7690) [8-6-1,47] (36-7844) [8-0-0,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ITS GREEK TO ME (652) 55
2. STILLMATIC (630) 25 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
3. PORN IN A BARN (551) 17 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 0
5. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 0 ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 45 20 1 69.2 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 7 1
2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 73 46 9 61.3 2/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551) 4 0 0
3/ 0*ITS GREEK TO ME (652) 3 2 1 60.0 3- 3 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 4 1 1
4- 4*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 4 3 1 57.1 4/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637) 4 2 0
5/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 155 117 11 57.0 5/ 0*ITS GREEK TO ME (652) 3 2 1
6/ 5 PORN IN A BARN (551) 81 68 7 54.4 6- 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 2 1 0
7- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 51 48 1 51.5 7- 8*FERMENTED (651) 1 0 0
8- 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 315 437 10 41.9 8- 7*SPAWN OF EVIL (653) 1 1 0
9- 8 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 50 76 5 39.7 9- 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 1 8 0
10- 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 88 134 14 39.6 10- 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 0 2 0
11-10*FERMENTED (651) 1 2 0 33.3 11-10 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! MIDDLE WAY 17 after a sorry 0-0-0 might want
to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more'
blues! What's a move up by 4 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for
celebration, according to PORN IN A BARN. Well, ITS GREEK TO ME, you can show this
to your parents. But you'll have to do better than 3-2-1 if you want your names in
this space again... Practice pays for MAIN EVENT, who pummelled SERGEANT 1, to
pocket 21 points. SERGEANT 1 certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after
losing to MAIN EVENT and losing 18 points in the process! THIS CAMEL found out that
JHANS isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has
it one team in JHANS is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.
I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of PORN IN A BARN, so did that sorry team shy from
MEDAL OF HONOR J11 Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral
hygiene? Whatever it is, NO BEST is the most challenged warrior. Them's the breaks,
REBUILD. Expecting fair challenges from PORN IN A BARN is evidently too much to ask.
Warriors of JHANS! Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of
GRAB THE BULL?
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Like a mixed
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHANS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAB THE BULL 7705 7 3 1 102 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHISKERS 6701 15 3 1 139 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 9 5 1 100 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-AKILAY 5392 13 14 0 95 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-EDGECRUSHER 7765 8 6 1 95 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 15 6 0 91 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ORVAL PAYNE 7582 12 52 1 89 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 8 9 0 86 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
THIS CAMEL 7710 14 13 0 74 STILLMATIC (630)
REBUILD 7697 17 16 0 70 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAIN EVENT 7845 6 2 1 66 STILLMATIC (630)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589 11 9 1 63 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUN MOON STAR 7848 4 0 1 52 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
NOT POSITIVE 7844 8 0 0 48 STILLMATIC (630)
SERGEANT 1 7690 8 6 1 47 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-LEE-RON MOSS 7678 8 13 1 38 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-KULICK 5728 5 0 1 35 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CALAMITY 7881 2 1 1 31 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-KLAUS PEPPER 7880 2 4 0 25 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 3 1 24 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 2 0 0 23 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-JUNO SKINNER 5698 4 2 0 22 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
NO BEST 7846 5 3 0 18 STILLMATIC (630)
-FIONN MACCOOL 7860 1 3 0 17 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-SERGEANT 2 7746 2 0 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
PRANGO 7874 1 0 1 14 ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
LUMINOS 7873 1 0 0 13 ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
CLACKFALL 7872 1 0 0 13 ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
-VICE 7884 1 0 0 11 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 1 1 0 10 FERMENTED (651)
-AFFLICTION 7885 1 0 0 10 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-JANOS ORUM 7909 0 2 0 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VILLANY 7882 0 1 0 1 SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 PRANGO 7874 733 NONE
DROOMIDUS 7871 0 1 0 ITS GREEK TO ME 652 SHEWISH GIANT 733 NONE
KARAFUS 7875 0 1 0 ITS GREEK TO ME 652 BANDIT PRINCE 733 NONE
ENGELBERT JONES 7879 2 3 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 MAIN EVENT 7845 731
ITHACA NOVUM 7648 12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612 SERGEANT 1 7690 730
PERSONAL ADS
Folks, I am leaving Duel II for personal reasons. I have no idea whether I may
return, but don't count on it. I will remain active in Lapur (29) and Jade Mountain
(75), and that's it. I have enjoyed knowing you. Fare you well. -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KARAFUS was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DROOMIDUS was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
GRAB THE BULL handily defeated REBUILD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY bested NO BEST in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SSG 7 overpowered THIS CAMEL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SERGEANT 1 was devastated by MAIN EVENT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
NOT POSITIVE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
PRANGO assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LUMINOS vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CLACKFALL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 6 - 1 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 16 - 3 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 15 - 2 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 3 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 14 - 1 26 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 733 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK GRAB THE BULL 7705 7 3 1 102 PORN IN A BARN (551)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 14 13 0 74 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY REBUILD 7697 17 16 0 70 STILLMATIC (630)
AIMED BLOW MAIN EVENT 7845 6 2 1 66 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK NOT POSITIVE 7844 8 0 0 48 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK SERGEANT 1 7690 8 6 1 47 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 1 7690. The most popular warrior this turn
was NOT POSITIVE 7844. The ten other most popular fighters were GRAB THE BULL 7705,
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892, DROOMIDUS 7871, SERGEANT 1 7690, MAIN EVENT 7845, NO BEST
7846, KARAFUS 7875, THIS CAMEL 7710, PRANGO 7874, and LUMINOS 7873.
The least popular fighter this week was REBUILD 7697. The other ten least popular
fighters were CLACKFALL 7872, LUMINOS 7873, PRANGO 7874, THIS CAMEL 7710, KARAFUS
7875, NO BEST 7846, MAIN EVENT 7845, SERGEANT 1 7690, DROOMIDUS 7871, and THE
ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SSG 7 (36-7686) MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!
Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena! If you enjoy arena
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you! Only rookie teams may
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge. Turn 0 is due
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.
To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to
Mazgourrah (DM 77).
Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena. Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for
ADM warriors.
Join in the fun! Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in
on the ground floor of this new arena!
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NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor
will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives
a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.
[Sign your name]
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