DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2015    Duedate: 05/13/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-734

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SILVERBLEED
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7720) [10-5-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SILVERBLEED                    MU ANDROMEDAE
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           ANDROMEDA (649)
(36-7720) [10-5-1,112]         (36-7856) [1-0-0,11]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         EDGECRUSHER
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-5392) [14-14-0,102]        (36-7765) [8-7-1,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        21
2. STILLMATIC (630)            17      STILLMATIC (630)
3. ANDROMEDA (649)             11      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)      10
5. A-UNIT (438)                 1      ANDROMEDA (649)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ANDROMEDA (649)            1   0  0  100   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  7 0
 2- 1 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   45  20  1 69.2   2/ 2 PORN IN A BARN (551)      5  1 0
 3- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  73  46  9 61.3   3- 5*ITS GREEK TO ME (652)     3  2 1
 4- 3*ITS GREEK TO ME (652)      3   2  1 60.0   4/ 3 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    3  4 0
 5- 4*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)        4   3  1 57.1   5- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  2  2 0
 6/ 5 STILLMATIC (630)         158 119 11 57.0   6/10 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      2  3 0
 7/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      82  69  7 54.3   7- 8*SPAWN OF EVIL (653)       1  0 0
 8- 7 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  51  48  1 51.5   8/ 0*ANDROMEDA (649)           1  0 0
 9- 8 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      315 437 10 41.9   9- 9 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       0  4 0
10/10 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      90 137 14 39.6  10/ 0 A-UNIT (438)              0  1 0
11/ 9 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    51  80  5 38.9  11- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  0  1 0
12/ 0 A-UNIT (438)               6  19  0 24.0  12-11 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in JHANS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for FUR YOUR EYES ONLY, whose 0-0-0 this turn 
dropped them by 5 into 11th.  VOW TO DESTROY stable has parlayed this turn's 2-3-0 
into a 4 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 6th place.  Good work, 
guys!  And let's see, REBUILD fought EDGECRUSHER and gained 20 points and contributed 
to STILLMATIC's 3-2-0.  EDGECRUSHER has lost to REBUILD, falling 14 points, while 
helping make VOW TO DESTROY a 2-3-0 turn.  Well done, JHANS, the Duelmaster was this 
turn's most challenged warrior.  Perhaps GRAB THE BULL is not as thrilled, being 
challenged 2 times.  SILVERBLEED TV challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, 
attempting to dethrone PORN IN A BARN's warrior.  And all eyes were on SILVERBLEED 
this turn as she ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  JHANS has a new victor!  By 
the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at 
Lucas Lounge?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  VOW TO DESTROY has cause to stand tall, 
as they were JHANS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding VOW TO DESTROY more than any other team we find PORN IN A BARN.  JHANS, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that JHANS has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? 
Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVERBLEED 7720             10   5  1   112       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 AKILAY 5392                  14  14  0   102       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       15   6  0    91       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            7   4  1    91       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REBUILD 7697                 18  16  0    90       STILLMATIC (630)
-ORVAL PAYNE 7582             12  52  1    89       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           8   9  0    86       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              8   7  1    81       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 MAIN EVENT 7845               7   2  1    72       STILLMATIC (630)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              14  14  0    69       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN MOON STAR 7848            5   0  1    65       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 1 7690               8   6  1    47       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 NOT POSITIVE 7844             8   1  0    40       STILLMATIC (630)
-LEE-RON MOSS 7678             8  13  1    38       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 KULICK 5728                   5   1  1    35       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CALAMITY 7881                 2   1  1    31       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      3   0  0    28       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-KLAUS PEPPER 7880             2   4  0    25       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   3  1    24       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BEST 7846                  6   3  0    22       STILLMATIC (630)
-FIONN MACCOOL 7860            1   3  0    17       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-PRANGO 7874                   1   0  1    14       ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
-CLACKFALL 7872                1   0  0    13       ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
-LUMINOS 7873                  1   0  0    13       ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
-VICE 7884                     1   0  0    11       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 MU ANDROMEDAE 7856            1   0  0    11       ANDROMEDA (649)
 A-4 7620                      2   4  0    10       A-UNIT (438)
-AFFLICTION 7885               1   0  0    10       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)
-JANOS ORUM 7909               0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VILLANY 7882                  0   1  0     1       SPAWN OF EVIL (653)
 JOHNNY CASH 7911              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 THE GRIPPER 7912              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JUNO SKINNER 5698       4  3 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES 488 SHEWISH GIANT         734  NONE
ENGELBERT JONES 7879    2  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    MAIN EVENT 7845       731   
ITHACA NOVUM 7648      12 16 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    SERGEANT 1 7690       730  NOT REVENGED
AIMER 7915              0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   BANDIT PRINCE         734  NONE
LUNGER 7914             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   KOBOLD ENFORCER       734  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUNO SKINNER was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was dispatched by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
AIMER was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SILVERBLEED overpowered GRAB THE BULL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel.
EDGECRUSHER was bested by REBUILD in a popular 4 minute fight.
AKILAY demolished THIS CAMEL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
MAIN EVENT overpowered KULICK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NOT POSITIVE was devastated by SUN MOON STAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
NO BEST overcame A-4 in a action packed 1 minute melee.
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY vanquished JOHNNY CASH in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MU ANDROMEDAE vanquished THE GRIPPER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   9 -  1      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  18 -  3      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  16 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  14 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 734 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SILVERBLEED 7720           10   5  1  112 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAB THE BULL 7705          7   4  1   91 PORN IN A BARN (551)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               18  16  0   90 STILLMATIC (630)
AIMED BLOW       MAIN EVENT 7845             7   2  1   72 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOT POSITIVE 7844           8   1  0   40 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
EDGECRUSHER 7765.  The ten other most popular fighters were REBUILD 7697, AKILAY 
5392, MAIN EVENT 7845, NO BEST 7846, THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892, MU ANDROMEDAE 7856, 
SILVERBLEED 7720, SUN MOON STAR 7848, A-4 7620, and JUNO SKINNER 5698.

The least popular fighter this week was THE GRIPPER 7912.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JOHNNY CASH 7911, NOT POSITIVE 7844, KULICK 5728, GRAB THE BULL 
7705, LUNGER 7914, THIS CAMEL 7710, AIMER 7915, JUNO SKINNER 5698, A-4 7620, and SUN 
MOON STAR 7848.