DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/14/2015    Duedate: 05/27/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-735

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SILVERBLEED
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7720) [11-5-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SILVERBLEED                    MELLOW MANNY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
(36-7720) [11-5-1,118]         (36-7905) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         REBUILD
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [15-14-0,112]        (36-7697) [19-16-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (656)        38
2. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        32      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. STILLMATIC (630)            28      Unchartered Team
4. BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)    23
5. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)      12      BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ANDROMEDA (649)            1   0  0  100   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  7 0
 2/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)   2   1  0 66.7   2/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      5  5 0
 3/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      41  23  0 64.1   3/ 2 PORN IN A BARN (551)      4  2 0
 4- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  73  46  9 61.3   4- 3*ITS GREEK TO ME (652)     3  2 1
 5- 4*ITS GREEK TO ME (652)      3   2  1 60.0   5/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)  2  1 0
 6/ 6 STILLMATIC (630)         161 121 11 57.1   6/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)      2  3 0
 7/ 7 PORN IN A BARN (551)      83  70  7 54.2   7/ 4 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    2  6 0
 8/10 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      93 139 14 40.1   8- 8*ANDROMEDA (649)           1  0 0
 9/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)       2   3  0 40.0   9- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  1  1 0
10/11 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    52  82  5 38.8  10/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      0  4 0
11-12 A-UNIT (438)               6  19  0 24.0  11-10 A-UNIT (438)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of JHANS.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  He who laughs last 
didn't get the joke.  Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe MEDAL OF HONOR J11.  
Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by 4!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's 
that for a perceptive observation?) as VOW TO DESTROY can attest...  The boys at 
BATTLE FROGS 14-15 are walking tall, as they are ranked 5th on their first try!  
Going for the Duelmaster soon?  WEIRD STUDENTS had cause to celebrate, after MELLOW 
MANNY got 15 points by beating PERSISTENT BEGGAR.  DRONE D5 certainly had a baffled 
expression on his face, after losing to THIS CAMEL and losing 12 points in the 
process!  Like a flirtacious debutante, JHANS' Duelmaster SILVERBLEED found herself 
the woman of the hour, being "invited to dance" 2 times!  MAIN EVENT found out that 
JHANS isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who was 
the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's 
got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid VOW TO DESTROY.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, PORN IN A BARN scurried away from VOW TO DESTROY.  Oh, the shame!  
Do my ears deceive me?  KULICK (outclassed by 30 points) challenged SUN MOON STAR, in 
what promises to be a fight.(!) Soopreyes, soopreyes!  KULICK emerges from the fray 1 
points the richer.  Good show, KULICK!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVERBLEED 7720             11   5  1   118       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 AKILAY 5392                  15  14  0   112       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-DRONE D2 7671                 9   3  0   103       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 REBUILD 7697                 19  16  0    95       STILLMATIC (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGECRUSHER 7765              9   7  1    84       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              15  14  0    83       STILLMATIC (630)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            7   5  1    83       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 DRONE D5 7672                 8   5  0    71       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 MAIN EVENT 7845               7   3  1    71       STILLMATIC (630)
 SUN MOON STAR 7848            6   0  1    70       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 DRONE D4 7670                10   3  0    63       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 DRONE D1 7669                 7   6  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT POSITIVE 7844             9   1  0    50       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERGEANT 1 7690               8   6  1    47       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DRONE D3 7668                 7   6  0    39       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      4   0  0    38       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 KULICK 5728                   5   2  1    36       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BEST 7846                  6   4  0    22       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERGEANT 2 7746               2   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 MELLOW MANNY 7905             1   0  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-PRANGO 7874                   1   0  1    14       ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
-CLACKFALL 7872                1   0  0    13       ITS GREEK TO ME (652)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUMINOS 7873                  1   0  0    13       ITS GREEK TO ME (652)
-MU ANDROMEDAE 7856            1   0  0    11       ANDROMEDA (649)
-A-4 7620                      2   4  0    10       A-UNIT (438)
 INTENSE IAN 7903              1   0  0    10       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 OLD FASHIONED FROG 7786       1   0  0    10       BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
 FULL OF FROG 7782             1   0  0     9       BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)
 FRANTIC FRED 7904             0   1  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
 IMMATURE IVAN 7901            0   1  0     5       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)
-JOHNNY CASH 7911              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-THE GRIPPER 7912              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 HELPFUL HANK 7913             0   1  0     1       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 NUKKELHEAD 7920               0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAZ 7785                0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 14- 645 SHEWISH GIANT         735  NONE
ENGELBERT JONES 7879    2  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    MAIN EVENT 7845       731  NOT REVENGED
SLASHER 7919            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SHEWISH GIANT         735  NONE
STRIKER 7918            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SPYMASTER             735  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLASHER was unbelievably slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STRIKER was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DAZ was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRAB THE BULL was vanquished by AKILAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KULICK was overpowered by SUN MOON STAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY devastated NO BEST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SILVERBLEED overpowered MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
REBUILD viciously subdued DRONE D4 in a action packed 10 minute veteran's competition.
THIS CAMEL won victory over DRONE D5 in a 2 minute duel.
EDGECRUSHER viciously subdued DRONE D1 in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
NOT POSITIVE overpowered DRONE D3 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMMATURE IVAN was handily defeated by OLD FASHIONED FROG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
INTENSE IAN demolished NUKKELHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FRANTIC FRED was handily defeated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute contest.
MELLOW MANNY demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FULL OF FROG overcame HELPFUL HANK in a 2 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  13 -  1      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  17 -  3      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  19 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  15 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 735 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SILVERBLEED 7720           11   5  1  118 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
LUNGING ATTACK   AKILAY 5392                15  14  0  112 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
TOTAL PARRY      REBUILD 7697               19  16  0   95 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            15  14  0   83 STILLMATIC (630)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAB THE BULL 7705          7   5  1   83 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW       DRONE D5 7672               8   5  0   71 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRONE D1 7669               7   6  0   61 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
REBUILD 7697.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDGECRUSHER 7765, SLASHER 
7919, SUN MOON STAR 7848, AKILAY 5392, THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892, SILVERBLEED 7720, 
DRONE D5 7672, NOT POSITIVE 7844, OLD FASHIONED FROG 7786, and INTENSE IAN 7903.

The least popular fighter this week was DRONE D4 7670.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HELPFUL HANK 7913, FRANTIC FRED 7904, NUKKELHEAD 7920, IMMATURE IVAN 
7901, DRONE D3 7668, DRONE D1 7669, MAIN EVENT 7845, NO BEST 7846, KULICK 5728, and 
GRAB THE BULL 7705.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

REBUILD (36-7697) STILLMATIC (630)