DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/28/2015    Duedate: 06/10/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-736

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AKILAY
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
(36-5392) [16-14-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AKILAY                         DENMON
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
(36-5392) [16-14-0,120]        (36-7494) [6-1-0,83]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         MAIN EVENT
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [16-14-0,120]        (36-7845) [8-3-1,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)     56
2. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)      28      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. VOW TO DESTROY (601)         9      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)             8
5. WEIRD STUDENTS (656)         6      PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ANDROMEDA (649)            1   0  0  100   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)         10  5 0
 2/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)    9   3  0 75.0   2/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      7  6 0
 3- 2*BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)   2   1  0 66.7   3/ 7 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    4  6 0
 4/ 3 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      41  28  0 59.4   4/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)   3  2 0
 5/ 6 STILLMATIC (630)         165 122 11 57.5   5/ 6*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)      3  7 0
 6- 7 PORN IN A BARN (551)      83  70  7 54.2   6- 5*BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)  2  1 0
 7/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      95 140 14 40.4   7- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      2  2 0
 8/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    54  82  5 39.7   8- 8*ANDROMEDA (649)           1  0 0
 9/ 9*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)       3   7  0 30.0   9/10 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      0  9 0
10-11 A-UNIT (438)               6  19  0 24.0  10-11 A-UNIT (438)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly JHANS games.  There were bitter words at PORN IN A 
BARN's guildhouse after a 0-0-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 7th.  
Dark Arena anyone?  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  
Witness how this week BIG LAKE BULLIES went 2-0-0 to move up 4 in the rankings.  
DENMON caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested 
THIS CAMEL and was awarded 25 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more 
notable duels, DENMON put down THIS CAMEL, causing him to lose 22 points of 
recognition in the process.  As is fitting, the most sought after warrior on the 
challenge boards this week was none other than Duelmaster SILVERBLEED herself.  
Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster SILVERBLEED TV challenged 
AKILAY last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne.  This time victory fell 
to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail AKILAY, Duelmaster of JHANS!  No confirmation, 
but my sources claim that the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  
Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  JHANS, city of gladiators!  Mighty 
among the names of thy guilds is PORN IN A BARN, a guild shunned and avoided by many 
in the weekly duels.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard 
pressed to find any of BIG LAKE BULLIES last week.  Busy avoiding PORN IN A BARN?  A 
match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that KULICK posted 
a challenge against the more highly recognized DRONE D1.  The results, you ask?  
Well, the firebrand KULICK beat DRONE D1.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline 
of steel.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  
In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in JHANS.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, 
indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await 
me!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The 
wise are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AKILAY 5392                  16  14  0   120       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKERS 6701                15   3  1   139       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 EDGECRUSHER 7765             10   7  1   101       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 SILVERBLEED 7720             11   6  1    96       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D2 7671                 9   4  0    88       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705            7   5  1    83       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 DENMON 7494                   6   1  0    83       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
 MAIN EVENT 7845               8   3  1    81       STILLMATIC (630)
-SUN MOON STAR 7848            6   0  1    70       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 DRONE D5 7672                 8   6  0    68       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TRICK PONY 6589          11   9  1    63       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              15  15  0    61       STILLMATIC (630)
 DRONE D4 7670                10   4  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT POSITIVE 7844            10   1  0    56       STILLMATIC (630)
 KULICK 5728                   6   2  1    56       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 DRONE D1 7669                 7   7  0    45       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 DRONE D3 7668                 7   7  0    40       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      4   0  0    38       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BEST 7846                  7   4  0    30       STILLMATIC (630)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STUMBLE STALKER 7497          2   0  0    20       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
 IMMATURE IVAN 7901            1   1  0    16       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 CINDER WAVE 7493              1   0  0    15       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
 DESOLACE 7921                 1   0  0    14       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-MU ANDROMEDAE 7856            1   0  0    11       ANDROMEDA (649)
-A-4 7620                      2   4  0    10       A-UNIT (438)
 MELLOW MANNY 7905             1   1  0    10       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-OLD FASHIONED FROG 7786       1   0  0    10       BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-FULL OF FROG 7782             1   0  0     9       BATTLE FROGS 14-15 (645)
 INTENSE IAN 7903              1   1  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 FRANTIC FRED 7904             0   2  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)
 HELPFUL HANK 7913             0   2  0     2       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-JOHNNY CASH 7911              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-THE GRIPPER 7912              0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-NUKKELHEAD 7920               0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUMBLE STRIKE 7496      0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS  624 KOBOLD ENFORCER       736  NONE
ZILCH 7495              0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS  624 WURM KIN              736  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUMBLE STRIKE was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZILCH was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SILVERBLEED was overcome by AKILAY in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
DRONE D5 was devastated by REBUILD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KULICK defeated DRONE D1 in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DRONE D2 was bested by EDGECRUSHER in a 1 minute brawl.
THIS CAMEL was vanquished by DENMON in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
MAIN EVENT viciously subdued DRONE D4 in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
NOT POSITIVE won victory over DRONE D3 in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
NO BEST vanquished INTENSE IAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STUMBLE STALKER overpowered HELPFUL HANK in a 1 minute uneven match.
MELLOW MANNY was luckily beaten by CINDER WAVE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
IMMATURE IVAN demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FRANTIC FRED was demolished by DESOLACE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  15 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  16 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  19 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  16 -  1      27  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 736 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   AKILAY 5392                16  14  0  120 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
STRIKING ATTACK  EDGECRUSHER 7765           10   7  1  101 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
AIMED BLOW       DENMON 7494                 6   1  0   83 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
TOTAL PARRY      DRONE D4 7670              10   4  0   61 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAIN EVENT 7845.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOT POSITIVE 7844, KULICK 
5728, MELLOW MANNY 7905, DRONE D1 7669, DENMON 7494, RUMBLE STRIKE 7496, EDGECRUSHER 
7765, CINDER WAVE 7493, IMMATURE IVAN 7901, and SILVERBLEED 7720.

The least popular fighter this week was FRANTIC FRED 7904.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HELPFUL HANK 7913, INTENSE IAN 7903, DRONE D4 7670, DRONE D2 
7671, DRONE D5 7672, ZILCH 7495, STUMBLE STALKER 7497, THIS CAMEL 7710, DESOLACE 
7921, and NO BEST 7846.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

REBUILD (36-7697) STILLMATIC (630)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.