DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/23/2015 Duedate: 08/05/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-740
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHEETAH VON TEESE
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6298) [16-6-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHEETAH VON TEESE POSITION IS EMPTY
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
(36-6298) [16-6-0,101]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RITA HAYBURNER THIS CAMEL
FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) STILLMATIC (630)
(36-6580) [9-9-0,95] (36-7710) [18-16-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 26
2. STILLMATIC (630) 1 STILLMATIC (630)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624) 0 Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION (632) 0
5. FERMENTED (651) 0 HONEST MAN! (306)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 ORDER (635) 15 4 1 78.9 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 9 4 0
2- 2 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 46 21 1 68.7 2- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624) 4 2 1
3- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624) 15 8 1 65.2 3- 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 2 0 1
4- 5 DEVIATION (632) 65 47 3 58.0 4- 7 DEVIATION (632) 2 1 1
5/ 6 STILLMATIC (630) 176 129 12 57.7 5- 6*FERMENTED (651) 2 1 0
6/ 0 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 53 50 1 51.5 6/ 0 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 2 2 0
7- 8*FERMENTED (651) 4 5 0 44.4 7- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (656) 2 3 0
8- 9 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 98 141 15 41.0 8- 8 ORDER (635) 1 0 0
9-10*WEIRD STUDENTS (656) 8 12 0 40.0 9-11*BOOK STORE (650) 1 4 0
10-11 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 54 91 5 37.2 10-12 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 0 4 0
11-12*BOOK STORE (650) 1 4 0 20.0 11-13*WASTED MONEY (648) 0 2 0
12-13*WASTED MONEY (648) 0 2 0 0.0 12- 9 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt JHANS will ever be the same. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for
there are sorrows to drown for WEIRD STUDENTS, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by
4 into 7th. DEVIATION stable has parlayed this turn's 0-0-0 into a 3 space move up
the rankings. This brings them up to 4th place. Good work, guys! And let's see,
CHEETAH VON TEESE fought MAIN EVENT and gained 10 points and contributed to FUR YOUR
EYES ONLY's 2-2-0. MAIN EVENT has lost to CHEETAH VON TEESE, falling 5 points, while
helping make STILLMATIC a 2-2-0 turn. Due to his absence and inability to defend the
throne, KERN has lost the title of Duelmaster. We should ask CHEETAH VON TEESE about
the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, she's
now the one to ask. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes
their losing fighters do dishes at Lucas Lounge until they win. Maybe?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that JHANS has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?
Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Always good to rest in JHANS, but never good to wear out my
welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 16 6 0 101 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KERN 7601 15 1 1 155 ORDER (635)
-EDGECRUSHER 7765 12 7 1 121 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-SILVERBLEED 7720 11 6 1 96 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
RITA HAYBURNER 6580 9 9 0 95 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AKILAY 5392 16 17 0 87 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
THIS CAMEL 7710 18 16 0 86 STILLMATIC (630)
MAIN EVENT 7845 9 6 1 79 STILLMATIC (630)
-SUN MOON STAR 7848 6 0 1 70 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-MEGATRON 7568 11 10 0 68 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DENMON 7494 7 3 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT POSITIVE 7844 12 3 0 56 STILLMATIC (630)
NO BEST 7846 11 4 0 55 STILLMATIC (630)
-KULICK 5728 6 5 1 50 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 5 4 0 49 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-CINDER WAVE 7493 4 0 0 29 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-IMMATURE IVAN 7901 3 1 0 29 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-FRANTIC FRED 7904 2 2 0 29 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 4 1 28 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-FIONN MACCOOL 7860 2 4 0 28 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STUMBLE STALKER 7497 3 0 0 22 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-TOLSTOY 7865 1 0 0 21 BOOK STORE (650)
-RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758 4 0 0 19 DEVIATION (632)
-DESOLACE 7921 2 1 1 19 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOUL KITCHEN 7743 2 6 2 18 DEVIATION (632)
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 2 2 0 16 FERMENTED (651)
-BUD 7869 1 1 0 16 FERMENTED (651)
-INTENSE IAN 7903 2 2 0 15 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-ARM FALL 7926 1 1 1 14 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-OLD MIL 7906 1 0 0 14 FERMENTED (651)
-BULLSEYE 7839 0 2 0 8 WASTED MONEY (648)
-KOONTS 7862 0 1 0 5 BOOK STORE (650)
-HELPFUL HANK 7913 0 4 0 4 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-CROMWELL 7864 0 1 0 1 BOOK STORE (650)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FUZZY NAVEL 7910 0 1 0 FUR YOUR EYES ON 546 WURM KIN 740 NONE
ENGALS 7925 0 2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 624 DESOLACE 7921 738
MELLOW MANNY 7905 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 656 SOUL KITCHEN 7743 739
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FUZZY NAVEL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHEETAH VON TEESE vanquished MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
THIS CAMEL narrowly defeated ENEMY SABOTEUR in a 3 minute expert's fight.
RITA HAYBURNER devastated NOT POSITIVE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
NO BEST viciously subdued PAMELA GANDERSON in a 3 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 29 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 3 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 740 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 16 6 0 101 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 18 16 0 86 STILLMATIC (630)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NOT POSITIVE 7844 12 3 0 56 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RITA HAYBURNER 6580. The most popular warrior this
turn was THIS CAMEL 7710. The ten other most popular fighters were RITA HAYBURNER
6580, NO BEST 7846, CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, PAMELA GANDERSON 7707, FUZZY NAVEL 7910,
MAIN EVENT 7845, NOT POSITIVE 7844, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was NOT POSITIVE 7844. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAIN EVENT 7845, FUZZY NAVEL 7910, PAMELA GANDERSON 7707,
CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298, NO BEST 7846, RITA HAYBURNER 6580, THIS CAMEL 7710, 0, 0,
and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
KERN (36-7601) ORDER (635)
WHISKERS (36-6701) PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
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up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
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