DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/06/2015 Duedate: 08/19/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-741
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EDGECRUSHER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7765) [13-7-1,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EDGECRUSHER BUD
VOW TO DESTROY (601) FERMENTED (651)
(36-7765) [13-7-1,128] (36-7869) [2-1-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AKILAY NOT POSITIVE
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [16-18-0,88] (36-7844) [12-4-0,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FERMENTED (651) 49
2. PORN IN A BARN (551) 45 STILLMATIC (630)
3. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 17 Unchartered Team
4. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 14
5. A TEAM (617) 1 FERMENTED (651)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 ORDER (635) 15 4 1 78.9 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 6 1
2- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624) 15 8 1 65.2 2/ 5*FERMENTED (651) 5 3 0
3- 4 DEVIATION (632) 65 47 3 58.0 3/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 3 1 1
4/ 5 STILLMATIC (630) 178 132 13 57.4 4/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 3 1 0
5/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551) 86 71 8 54.8 5- 4 DEVIATION (632) 2 1 1
6- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 53 50 1 51.5 6- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 2 2 0
7/ 7*FERMENTED (651) 7 7 0 50.0 7- 7*WEIRD STUDENTS (656) 2 3 0
8/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 101 142 15 41.6 8- 8 ORDER (635) 1 0 0
9- 9*WEIRD STUDENTS (656) 8 12 0 40.0 9- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624) 1 1 0
10/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 55 92 5 37.4 10/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 1 3 0
11-11*BOOK STORE (650) 1 4 0 20.0 11- 9*BOOK STORE (650) 1 4 0
12-12*WASTED MONEY (648) 0 2 0 0.0 12/ 0*A TEAM (617) 0 1 0
13/ 0*A TEAM (617) 0 1 0 0.0 13-11*WASTED MONEY (648) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JHANS this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there
are sorrows to drown for PHILANTHROPISTS 2, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 7
into 9th. FERMENTED stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 3 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 2nd place. Good work, guys! The VOW TO DESTROY
guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know
where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, ONE TRICK PONY fought THIS CAMEL
and gained 24 points and contributed to PORN IN A BARN's 3-1-1. NO BEST has lost to
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY, falling 17 points, while helping make STILLMATIC a 2-3-1 turn.
Due to hers absence and inability to defend the throne, CHEETAH VON TEESE has lost
the title of Duelmaster. And not without some honor, EDGECRUSHER now claims the
title and throne of Duelmaster of JHANS. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard
from unimpeachable sources that Lucas Lounge uses trolls in their stew. Talk about
gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. STILLMATIC has cause to stand tall, as they were JHANS' most
avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding STILLMATIC
more than any other team we find BIG LAKE BULLIES. JHANS, are we going to accept, or
respect this sort of thing? The most challenged warrior this turn was STILLMATIC's
warrior NOT POSITIVE. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Had I not seen it, it would be hard
to believe. WHISKERS was sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it! Makes
you think, no? Whatever bright future SUN MOON STAR may have had, it's all history
now. The manager of VOW TO DESTROY has lost a promising 6-0-1 warrior. We'd like to
remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are;
and it's considered rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDGECRUSHER 7765 13 7 1 128 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
SILVERBLEED 7720 12 6 1 104 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 16 6 0 101 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
MAIN EVENT 7845 10 6 2 101 STILLMATIC (630)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 9 9 0 95 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AKILAY 5392 16 18 0 88 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 12 9 1 87 PORN IN A BARN (551)
GRAB THE BULL 7705 7 6 1 78 PORN IN A BARN (551)
THIS CAMEL 7710 18 17 0 71 STILLMATIC (630)
-MEGATRON 7568 11 10 0 68 DEVIATION (632)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KULICK 5728 7 5 1 66 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-DENMON 7494 7 3 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 5 0 0 62 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT POSITIVE 7844 12 4 0 52 STILLMATIC (630)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644 5 4 0 49 DEVIATION (632)
NO BEST 7846 11 5 0 38 STILLMATIC (630)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CINDER WAVE 7493 4 0 0 29 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-IMMATURE IVAN 7901 3 1 0 29 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUD 7869 2 1 0 29 FERMENTED (651)
-FRANTIC FRED 7904 2 2 0 29 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 4 1 28 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
DESOLACE 7921 3 1 1 25 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 3 2 0 23 FERMENTED (651)
OLD MIL 7906 2 0 0 23 FERMENTED (651)
-STUMBLE STALKER 7497 3 0 0 22 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-TOLSTOY 7865 1 0 0 21 BOOK STORE (650)
-RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758 4 0 0 19 DEVIATION (632)
-SOUL KITCHEN 7743 2 6 2 18 DEVIATION (632)
-INTENSE IAN 7903 2 2 0 15 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-ARM FALL 7926 1 1 1 14 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
OVERSTAND 7937 1 0 0 10 STILLMATIC (630)
-BULLSEYE 7839 0 2 0 8 WASTED MONEY (648)
-KOONTS 7862 0 1 0 5 BOOK STORE (650)
HAMMS 7936 0 1 0 5 FERMENTED (651)
-HELPFUL HANK 7913 0 4 0 4 WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
DEAD MAN 7422 0 1 0 1 A TEAM (617)
-CROMWELL 7864 0 1 0 1 BOOK STORE (650)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BUSCH 7867 0 1 0 FERMENTED 651 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 741 NONE
ENGALS 7925 0 2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 624 DESOLACE 7921 738
SUN MOON STAR 7848 6 1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601 MAIN EVENT 7845 741
MELLOW MANNY 7905 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 656 SOUL KITCHEN 7743 739
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHISKERS viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUSCH was murdered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
EDGECRUSHER demolished AKILAY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
SILVERBLEED devastated GRAB THE BULL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAIN EVENT assassinated SUN MOON STAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THIS CAMEL was devastated by ONE TRICK PONY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
NOT POSITIVE was beaten by KULICK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
NO BEST was handily defeated by THE ENERGIZER BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ANGRY ORCHARD vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BUD vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLD MIL beat CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute melee.
DESOLACE overpowered DEAD MAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
HAMMS was handily defeated by OVERSTAND in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 22 - 16 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 32 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 3 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 741 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EDGECRUSHER 7765 13 7 1 128 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
AIMED BLOW MAIN EVENT 7845 10 6 2 101 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK ONE TRICK PONY 6589 12 9 1 87 PORN IN A BARN (551)
BASHING ATTACK GRAB THE BULL 7705 7 6 1 78 PORN IN A BARN (551)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 18 17 0 71 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392. The most popular warrior this turn was
NOT POSITIVE 7844. The ten other most popular fighters were KULICK 5728, ONE TRICK
PONY 6589, DESOLACE 7921, THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892, BUD 7869, OLD MIL 7906,
EDGECRUSHER 7765, ANGRY ORCHARD 7868, BUSCH 7867, and SILVERBLEED 7720.
The least popular fighter this week was HAMMS 7936. The other ten least popular
fighters were NO BEST 7846, GRAB THE BULL 7705, AKILAY 5392, OVERSTAND 7937, DEAD MAN
7422, THIS CAMEL 7710, SUN MOON STAR 7848, MAIN EVENT 7845, SILVERBLEED 7720, and
BUSCH 7867.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SILVERBLEED (36-7720) VOW TO DESTROY (601)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WHISKERS (36-6701) PORN IN A BARN (551)
KERN (36-7601) ORDER (635)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LV
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SCARY MARY 2213 (219-141-22) 3 3 0 SHADY LADIES
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FANG 7526 (41-32-0) 5 3 1 SERPENTS HOLD
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 (27-21-0) 1 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 (24-18-1) 0 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLOVER 5959 (36-38-2) 6 3 0 ERRATA
SERPENTITO 7542 (25-21-0) 6 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (27-19-1) 4 3 0 ERRATA
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 (20-9-2) 2 3 0 FRIEND OR FOE
KHYLAR 4613 (44-23-0) 1 3 0 WRATHMEN
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ETHER 7552 (48-30-1) 12 3 0 STILLMATIC
OTIS THE DRUNK 5483 (17-13-0) 1 2 0 OLD SCHOOL TOONS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-6-0) 3 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0) 3 3 0 QUEBEC
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SILVERBLEED 7720 (11-6-1) 9 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
WHISKERS 6701 (15-3-1) 7 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
KERN 7601 (15-1-1) 5 3 0 ORDER
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 (11-9-1) 0 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRAB THE BULL 7705 (7-5-1) 1 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUN MOON STAR 7848 (6-0-1) 7 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
FIONN MACCOOL 7860 (2-4-0) 3 3 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS
BULLSEYE 7839 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 WASTED MONEY
INTENSE IAN 7903 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
FRANTIC FRED 7904 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
IMMATURE IVAN 7901 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 (4-0-0) 7 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758 (4-0-0) 6 3 1 DEVIATION
HELPFUL HANK 7913 (0-4-0) 3 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
OLD FASHIONED FROG 7786 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 BATTLE FROGS 14-15
OLD MIL 7906 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 FERMENTED
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FLYNN 7935 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BOOK STORE
KIND KITTY 7933 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
BLIGHT 7922 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 VOW TO DESTROY
HAMMS 7936 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FERMENTED