DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/06/2015    Duedate: 08/19/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-741

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EDGECRUSHER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7765) [13-7-1,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EDGECRUSHER                    BUD
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           FERMENTED (651)
(36-7765) [13-7-1,128]         (36-7869) [2-1-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         NOT POSITIVE
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [16-18-0,88]         (36-7844) [12-4-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FERMENTED (651)             49
2. PORN IN A BARN (551)        45      STILLMATIC (630)
3. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)      17      Unchartered Team
4. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        14
5. A TEAM (617)                 1      FERMENTED (651)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ORDER (635)               15   4  1 78.9   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  6 1
 2- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)   15   8  1 65.2   2/ 5*FERMENTED (651)           5  3 0
 3- 4 DEVIATION (632)           65  47  3 58.0   3/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551)      3  1 1
 4/ 5 STILLMATIC (630)         178 132 13 57.4   4/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      3  1 0
 5/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551)      86  71  8 54.8   5- 4 DEVIATION (632)           2  1 1
 6- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  53  50  1 51.5   6- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  2  2 0
 7/ 7*FERMENTED (651)            7   7  0 50.0   7- 7*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)      2  3 0
 8/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)     101 142 15 41.6   8- 8 ORDER (635)               1  0 0
 9- 9*WEIRD STUDENTS (656)       8  12  0 40.0   9- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)   1  1 0
10/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    55  92  5 37.4  10/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    1  3 0
11-11*BOOK STORE (650)           1   4  0 20.0  11- 9*BOOK STORE (650)          1  4 0
12-12*WASTED MONEY (648)         0   2  0  0.0  12/ 0*A TEAM (617)              0  1 0
13/ 0*A TEAM (617)               0   1  0  0.0  13-11*WASTED MONEY (648)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JHANS this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for PHILANTHROPISTS 2, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 7 
into 9th.  FERMENTED stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 3 space move up the 
rankings.  This brings them up to 2nd place.  Good work, guys!  The VOW TO DESTROY 
guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know 
where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, ONE TRICK PONY fought THIS CAMEL 
and gained 24 points and contributed to PORN IN A BARN's 3-1-1.  NO BEST has lost to 
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY, falling 17 points, while helping make STILLMATIC a 2-3-1 turn.  
Due to hers absence and inability to defend the throne, CHEETAH VON TEESE has lost 
the title of Duelmaster.  And not without some honor, EDGECRUSHER now claims the 
title and throne of Duelmaster of JHANS.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that Lucas Lounge uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  STILLMATIC has cause to stand tall, as they were JHANS' most 
avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And avoiding STILLMATIC 
more than any other team we find BIG LAKE BULLIES.  JHANS, are we going to accept, or 
respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this turn was STILLMATIC's 
warrior NOT POSITIVE.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard 
to believe.  WHISKERS was sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes 
you think, no?  Whatever bright future SUN MOON STAR may have had, it's all history 
now.  The manager of VOW TO DESTROY has lost a promising 6-0-1 warrior.  We'd like to 
remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; 
and it's considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGECRUSHER 7765             13   7  1   128       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 SILVERBLEED 7720             12   6  1   104       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       16   6  0   101       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 MAIN EVENT 7845              10   6  2   101       STILLMATIC (630)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           9   9  0    95       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AKILAY 5392                  16  18  0    88       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589          12   9  1    87       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            7   6  1    78       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              18  17  0    71       STILLMATIC (630)
-MEGATRON 7568                11  10  0    68       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KULICK 5728                   7   5  1    66       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-DENMON 7494                   7   3  0    62       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
 THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      5   0  0    62       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT POSITIVE 7844            12   4  0    52       STILLMATIC (630)
-KINETIC PROVOCATION 7644      5   4  0    49       DEVIATION (632)
 NO BEST 7846                 11   5  0    38       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CINDER WAVE 7493              4   0  0    29       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-IMMATURE IVAN 7901            3   1  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUD 7869                      2   1  0    29       FERMENTED (651)
-FRANTIC FRED 7904             2   2  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   4  1    28       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 DESOLACE 7921                 3   1  1    25       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            3   2  0    23       FERMENTED (651)
 OLD MIL 7906                  2   0  0    23       FERMENTED (651)
-STUMBLE STALKER 7497          3   0  0    22       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
-TOLSTOY 7865                  1   0  0    21       BOOK STORE (650)
-RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758         4   0  0    19       DEVIATION (632)
-SOUL KITCHEN 7743             2   6  2    18       DEVIATION (632)
-INTENSE IAN 7903              2   2  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
-ARM FALL 7926                 1   1  1    14       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (624)
 OVERSTAND 7937                1   0  0    10       STILLMATIC (630)
-BULLSEYE 7839                 0   2  0     8       WASTED MONEY (648)
-KOONTS 7862                   0   1  0     5       BOOK STORE (650)
 HAMMS 7936                    0   1  0     5       FERMENTED (651)
-HELPFUL HANK 7913             0   4  0     4       WEIRD STUDENTS (656)
 DEAD MAN 7422                 0   1  0     1       A TEAM (617)
-CROMWELL 7864                 0   1  0     1       BOOK STORE (650)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUSCH 7867              0  1 0 FERMENTED 651        RIPPLES DORRIGAN      741  NONE
ENGALS 7925             0  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS  624 DESOLACE 7921         738   
SUN MOON STAR 7848      6  1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601   MAIN EVENT 7845       741   
MELLOW MANNY 7905       1  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 656   SOUL KITCHEN 7743     739   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHISKERS viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUSCH was murdered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
EDGECRUSHER demolished AKILAY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
SILVERBLEED devastated GRAB THE BULL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAIN EVENT assassinated SUN MOON STAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THIS CAMEL was devastated by ONE TRICK PONY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
NOT POSITIVE was beaten by KULICK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
NO BEST was handily defeated by THE ENERGIZER BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ANGRY ORCHARD vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BUD vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLD MIL beat CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute melee.
DESOLACE overpowered DEAD MAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
HAMMS was handily defeated by OVERSTAND in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  16 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  13 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  32 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  11 -  3      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 741 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EDGECRUSHER 7765           13   7  1  128 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
AIMED BLOW       MAIN EVENT 7845            10   6  2  101 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589        12   9  1   87 PORN IN A BARN (551)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAB THE BULL 7705          7   6  1   78 PORN IN A BARN (551)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            18  17  0   71 STILLMATIC (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
NOT POSITIVE 7844.  The ten other most popular fighters were KULICK 5728, ONE TRICK 
PONY 6589, DESOLACE 7921, THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892, BUD 7869, OLD MIL 7906, 
EDGECRUSHER 7765, ANGRY ORCHARD 7868, BUSCH 7867, and SILVERBLEED 7720.

The least popular fighter this week was HAMMS 7936.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NO BEST 7846, GRAB THE BULL 7705, AKILAY 5392, OVERSTAND 7937, DEAD MAN 
7422, THIS CAMEL 7710, SUN MOON STAR 7848, MAIN EVENT 7845, SILVERBLEED 7720, and 
BUSCH 7867.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SILVERBLEED (36-7720) VOW TO DESTROY (601)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WHISKERS (36-6701) PORN IN A BARN (551)
KERN (36-7601) ORDER (635)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCARY MARY 2213 (219-141-22)           3  3  0         SHADY LADIES         

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FANG 7526 (41-32-0)                    5  3  1         SERPENTS HOLD        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 (27-21-0)     1  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 (24-18-1)          0  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLOVER 5959 (36-38-2)                  6  3  0         ERRATA               
SERPENTITO 7542 (25-21-0)              6  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (27-19-1)            4  3  0         ERRATA               
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 (20-9-2)          2  3  0         FRIEND OR FOE        
KHYLAR 4613 (44-23-0)                  1  3  0         WRATHMEN             

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ETHER 7552 (48-30-1)                  12  3  0         STILLMATIC           
OTIS THE DRUNK 5483 (17-13-0)          1  2  0         OLD SCHOOL TOONS     

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAY RIDE 6305 (16-6-0)                 3  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0)               3  3  0         QUEBEC               
VENOM 7529 (11-9-0)                    2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SILVERBLEED 7720 (11-6-1)              9  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
WHISKERS 6701 (15-3-1)                 7  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
KERN 7601 (15-1-1)                     5  3  0         ORDER                
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 (11-9-1)           0  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRAB THE BULL 7705 (7-5-1)             1  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUN MOON STAR 7848 (6-0-1)             7  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
FIONN MACCOOL 7860 (2-4-0)             3  3  0         MIDNIGHT GREMLINS    
BULLSEYE 7839 (0-2-0)                  1  3  0         WASTED MONEY         
INTENSE IAN 7903 (2-2-0)               1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
FRANTIC FRED 7904 (2-2-0)              0  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
IMMATURE IVAN 7901 (3-1-0)             0  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 (4-0-0)       7  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
RUNNING DOWNHILL 7758 (4-0-0)          6  3  1         DEVIATION            
HELPFUL HANK 7913 (0-4-0)              3  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
OLD FASHIONED FROG 7786 (1-1-0)        3  3  0         BATTLE FROGS 14-15   
OLD MIL 7906 (1-0-0)                   1  3  0         FERMENTED            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLYNN 7935 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         BOOK STORE           
KIND KITTY 7933 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
BLIGHT 7922 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         VOW TO DESTROY       
HAMMS 7936 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0         FERMENTED