DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/20/2015    Duedate: 09/02/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-742

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EDGECRUSHER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7765) [14-7-1,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EDGECRUSHER                    CARL
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           THE BOYS 3 (657)
(36-7765) [14-7-1,140]         (36-7942) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         NO BEST
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [16-19-0,89]         (36-7846) [12-5-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BOYS 3 (657)            56
2. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        27      STILLMATIC (630)
3. STILLMATIC (630)            17      Unchartered Team
4. FERMENTED (651)              0
5. FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)     0      THE BOYS 3 (657)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THE BOYS 3 (657)           3   2  0 60.0   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  6 1
 2/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)         182 133 13 57.8   2/ 4 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      5  3 0
 3/ 5 PORN IN A BARN (551)      87  72  8 54.7   3/ 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      4  2 1
 4- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  53  50  1 51.5   4- 2*FERMENTED (651)           3  2 0
 5- 7*FERMENTED (651)            7   7  0 50.0   5/ 0*THE BOYS 3 (657)          3  2 0
 6/ 8 VOW TO DESTROY (601)     103 144 15 41.7   6- 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  2  2 0
 7/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    55  94  5 36.9   7/10 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    1  3 0
 8-13*A TEAM (617)               0   1  0  0.0   8-12*A TEAM (617)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon JHANS, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  What's a move up by 4 you ask?  (alright, maybe you 
didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to A TEAM.  THE BOYS 3 had cause to 
celebrate, after CARL got 20 points by beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE.  A certain someone 
should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8 points to THIS 
CAMEL.  (Discrete enough, GRAB THE BULL?) Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were 
disappointed by MAIN EVENT, of STILLMATIC, who despite a 10-7-2 couldn't overcome 
JHANS' Number 1.  Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics to predict wins.  
They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of VOW TO DESTROY should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of VOW TO 
DESTROY found their efforts at combat frustrated as PORN IN A BARN apparently had 
more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, THIS CAMEL is the most challenged 
warrior.  ONE TRICK PONY found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below:  KULICK.  
KULICK of BIG LAKE BULLIES kept his wits as he was subdued by ONE TRICK PONY.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see VOW TO 
DESTROY retaliate against STILLMATIC in bloodfeud!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, 
the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life.  As the seasons 
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave 
this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHANS 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGECRUSHER 7765             14   7  1   140       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       16   6  0   101       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           9   9  0    95       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589          13   9  1    93       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MAIN EVENT 7845              10   7  2    92       STILLMATIC (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AKILAY 5392                  16  19  0    89       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              19  17  0    81       STILLMATIC (630)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            7   7  1    70       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KULICK 5728                   7   6  1    62       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
-THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      5   0  0    62       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT POSITIVE 7844            13   4  0    54       STILLMATIC (630)
 NO BEST 7846                 12   5  0    50       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESOLACE 7921                 3   2  1    29       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-BUD 7869                      2   1  0    29       FERMENTED (651)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   4  1    28       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            3   2  0    23       FERMENTED (651)
-OLD MIL 7906                  2   0  0    23       FERMENTED (651)
 CARL 7942                     1   0  0    20       THE BOYS 3 (657)
 RUSTY 7939                    1   0  0    15       THE BOYS 3 (657)
 CHUCK 7940                    1   0  0    15       THE BOYS 3 (657)
 OVERSTAND 7937                2   0  0    12       STILLMATIC (630)
-HAMMS 7936                    0   1  0     5       FERMENTED (651)
-DEAD MAN 7422                 0   1  0     1       A TEAM (617)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLIP 7938                     0   1  0     1       THE BOYS 3 (657)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ENGALS 7925             0  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS  624 DESOLACE 7921         738  NOT REVENGED
DUD 2 7941              0  1 0 THE BOYS 3 657       SLIPPERS MCGHEE       742  NONE
LUNGER 7950             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   WURM KIN              742  NONE
SUN MOON STAR 7848      6  1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601   MAIN EVENT 7845       741  JUST REVENGED
MELLOW MANNY 7905       1  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 656   SOUL KITCHEN 7743     739   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LUNGER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DUD 2 was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
AKILAY was demolished by SILVERBLEED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GRAB THE BULL was bested by THIS CAMEL in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
KULICK was demolished by ONE TRICK PONY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
EDGECRUSHER vanquished MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
NOT POSITIVE beat DESOLACE in a action packed 1 minute master vs. novice brawl.
NO BEST vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
OVERSTAND won victory over FLIP in a 1 minute novice's duel.
CHUCK defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 6 minute beginner's match.
RUSTY defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's match.
CARL devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  11 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  34 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  13 -  3      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 742 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EDGECRUSHER 7765           14   7  1  140 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589        13   9  1   93 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW       MAIN EVENT 7845            10   7  2   92 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            19  17  0   81 STILLMATIC (630)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
NO BEST 7846.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOT POSITIVE 7844, GRAB THE 
BULL 7705, THIS CAMEL 7710, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, EDGECRUSHER 7765, OVERSTAND 7937, 
CARL 7942, DESOLACE 7921, RUSTY 7939, and LUNGER 7950.

The least popular fighter this week was CHUCK 7940.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLIP 7938, MAIN EVENT 7845, KULICK 5728, AKILAY 5392, DUD 2 7941, 
LUNGER 7950, RUSTY 7939, DESOLACE 7921, CARL 7942, and OVERSTAND 7937.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EDGECRUSHER (36-7765) VOW TO DESTROY (601)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SILVERBLEED (36-7720) VOW TO DESTROY (601)

   The Turf Wars are coming. The Turf Wars are coming. Come one; come all. Gather

your alliance or collection of 2-4 teams and join in the competition. Hurry up! While 
Feb 2016 seems so far away, it is only six or so turns away, and it does take a while 
to make sure you have a team in DM47, communicate to find a group, send in certs, 
announce in writing in DM47, etc. etc. Teams of all levels and managers of all types, 
including newbies, find themselves competing quite well in this type of competition. 
Let's make the tenth anniversary (TWX) the biggest and best ever.
     This 10th competition will be hosted and moderated by the triumvirate of Assur, 
Master Darque and Oz The All-Wonderful.    
     Anyone may participate: known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances 
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  

To participate, each alliance must:
    a.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
    b.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
    c.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
    a.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to 
        participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification 
        must occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participant's 
        declaration. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack 
        of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
    b.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
    c.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains may, 
        if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
    a.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already 
        submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the 
        winning pool of prizes.)
    b.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance 
        they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on 
        the D2 Forums or Chatzy will not be accepted.
        1.  No scores will be tabulated until two RSI Gift Certificates are received, 
            and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the 
            North Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
        2.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North 
            Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or 
            subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
        3.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No arena multiple teams or 
            aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate manager 
            disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so 
            be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain 
            not to run any other team warriors).
        4.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly 
            declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by 
            Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until 
            Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score 
            will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before scoring 
            will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received.
        5.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf 
            War.

For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all 
disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a 
very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the 
moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:

Team Points:
    a.  Fights made: (includes DA fights) 
            1 = 0 points,  2 = 0 points,  3 = 1 point,  4 = 3 points,  5 = 5 points
    b.  Wins earned: 
            1 = 1 point,  2 = 3 points,  3 = 6 points,  4 = 10 points,  5 = 15 points
    c.  Champion win = 3 additional points 
    d.  Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
    e.  Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
            (If ties, no points awarded)

Alliance Points (Rounds 1 through 5):
    a.  Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
            All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
            All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
            All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
    b.  Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
            (If tied, no points awarded.)

Alliance Points (Rounds 6 through 10 as alliance point scoring doubles):
    c.  Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
            All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 6 points
            All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 12 points
            All (each) team fights all five warriors = 18
    d.  Alliance with most wins per that round = 10 points
    e.  (If tied, no points awarded.)
   
Champions:
    a.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. It is to the 
        team's/alliance's advantage that you do so.
    b.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
    c.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena, 
        may be replaced.
    d.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork (DM47 
        arena) to be able to be declared a champion. 
    e.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same 
        turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)
    f.  Challenges to or by Champions against members of the same alliance shall be 
        scored as a loss for each warrior.

     No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or 
death in a tournament or graduation. A maximum of five warriors may be on a team at 
any time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) 

     It is not in the spirit of competition to challenge fellow members of the same 
alliance. Hence, challenges as such will be scored as losses for both warriors.

Downchallenges:
    a.  A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior with lesser 
        recognition points. 
    b.  No challenge or bloodfeud by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge. 
    c.  No challenge of the Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
    d.  Bloodfeuds against warriors with lesser recognition are deemed downchallenges.

Tournament Considerations:
    a.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of 
        recognition for North Fork.
    b.  It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the Turf 
        War.

Special Considerations:
    a.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
    b.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If you 
        begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.  
        If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
    c.  There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for 
        the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
    d.  The Dark Arena may be used at any time without penalty.
    e.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is 
        aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the 
        gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be 
        asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
     The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  All prizes, except the 
Endu Award listed below, and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the 
Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition.  It is the 
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  
     Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at 
the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance.  
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        a.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        b.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters 
        c.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance 
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at 
            least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        d.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus 
            potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two 
            skills per warrior.
        e.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who 
            fights in all 10 rounds AND at least 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus 
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) (Endu Award).
        f.  Two additional random rollup sheets or rollup certs for each manager of 
            the winning alliance from RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) 
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance 
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
     The Moderators for this event will be Oz, Master Darque, and Assur (the TWX 
Triumvirate), They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest.  
Their decisions will be final.  Direct questions, comments, and scoring disputes via 
Diplo in DM 47, on the Duel2 site in the Forums/via private message, or via email to:  

                      DM 47 (Diplo)    Duel2 (PM/Forums)   Email 
     Oz:              Land of Oz       "The Consortium"    wfms101@aol.com
     Master Darque:   Darque Forces    "Darque"            rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com
     Assur:           Bash Bros Park   "Assur"             assurnasir@yahoo.com