DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/03/2015 Duedate: 09/16/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-743
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ONE TRICK PONY
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6589) [14-9-1,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ONE TRICK PONY OLD MIL
PORN IN A BARN (551) FERMENTED (651)
(36-6589) [14-9-1,103] (36-7906) [2-1-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AKILAY NOT POSITIVE
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [16-20-0,90] (36-7844) [14-4-0,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STILLMATIC (630)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 32
2. PORN IN A BARN (551) 28 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. STILLMATIC (630) 14 Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 8
5. TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 5 FERMENTED (651)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 47 31 0 60.3 1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 10 5 2
2- 1*THE BOYS 3 (657) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 8 4 1
3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 186 134 14 58.1 3/ 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 6 2 1
4/ 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 89 72 8 55.3 4- 5*THE BOYS 3 (657) 3 2 0
5/ 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 53 51 1 51.0 5/ 4*FERMENTED (651) 3 4 0
6/ 5*FERMENTED (651) 7 9 0 43.8 6/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 2 3 0
7/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 106 145 16 42.2 7/ 7 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 2 4 0
8/ 7 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 56 95 5 37.1 8/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 0 1 0
9- 8*A TEAM (617) 0 1 0 0.0 9- 8*A TEAM (617) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. VOW TO DESTROY is no joke as it posted a 3-1-1
week advancing from 2nd place to 2nd place. Hey everybody, watch out for GRAB THE
BULL, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing THIS CAMEL like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was THIS CAMEL,
who dropped 6 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with GRAB THE
BULL. Unlike most arenas, EDGECRUSHER managed to get hers challenge off against the
0-0-0 SLIPPERS MCGHEE. Well, everybody's pal EDGECRUSHER moved hers record to 15-7-2
by defeating SLIPPERS MCGHEE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition
points. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid VOW TO DESTROY, please raise you hand. Wow. Does JHANS really have that many
liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: VOW TO DESTROY + Weapons That
go Boom = PORN IN A BARN + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were
votes, ONE TRICK PONY would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't
want to win. In a mismatch, our friend PAMELA GANDERSON of FUR YOUR EYES ONLY got
heroic notions and challenged NOT POSITIVE. What did it get him? A 2-5-1 record,
that's what. A Carrion Bird Sellout: PAMELA GANDERSON 2-5-1 fights NOT POSITIVE
14-4-0. (BYOB)
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). EDGECRUSHER defied all odds and slew
SLIPPERS MCGHEE in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
SLIPPERS MCGHEE's meat is notoriously tough. Knowing when to use the right tactics
at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 14 9 1 103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 16 6 0 101 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
MAIN EVENT 7845 11 7 2 101 STILLMATIC (630)
DRONE D2 7671 11 4 0 96 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 9 9 0 95 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
DRONE D5 7672 10 6 0 94 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AKILAY 5392 16 20 0 90 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
GRAB THE BULL 7705 8 7 1 88 PORN IN A BARN (551)
THIS CAMEL 7710 19 18 0 75 STILLMATIC (630)
KULICK 5728 8 6 1 69 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D4 7670 11 5 0 64 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 5 0 0 62 PORN IN A BARN (551)
NOT POSITIVE 7844 14 4 0 58 STILLMATIC (630)
DRONE D1 7669 8 8 0 58 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NO BEST 7846 13 5 0 53 STILLMATIC (630)
DRONE D3 7668 7 8 0 41 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
DESOLACE 7921 4 2 1 34 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUD 7869 2 1 0 29 FERMENTED (651)
PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 5 1 28 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 3 2 0 23 FERMENTED (651)
OLD MIL 7906 2 1 0 21 FERMENTED (651)
-CARL 7942 1 0 0 20 THE BOYS 3 (657)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVERSTAND 7937 3 0 1 16 STILLMATIC (630)
LINCHPIN 7953 1 0 0 15 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-RUSTY 7939 1 0 0 15 THE BOYS 3 (657)
-CHUCK 7940 1 0 0 15 THE BOYS 3 (657)
-DEAD MAN 7422 0 1 0 1 A TEAM (617)
-FLIP 7938 0 1 0 1 THE BOYS 3 (657)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAMMS 7936 0 2 0 FERMENTED 651 OVERSTAND 7937 743
LUNGER 7952 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SHEWISH GIANT 743 NONE
SUN MOON STAR 7848 6 1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601 MAIN EVENT 7845 741 REVENGED
MELLOW MANNY 7905 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 656 SOUL KITCHEN 7743 739 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EDGECRUSHER viciously butchered SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GRAB THE BULL overpowered THIS CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
AKILAY was overpowered by ONE TRICK PONY in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
PAMELA GANDERSON was devastated by NOT POSITIVE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MAIN EVENT devastated DRONE D4 in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DRONE D2 handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DRONE D5 vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRONE D1 lost to KULICK in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
NO BEST beat DRONE D3 in a popular 1 minute melee.
DESOLACE savagely defeated OLD MIL in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
HAMMS was unbelievably slain by OVERSTAND in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
LINCHPIN devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 1 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 19 - 15 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 37 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 14 - 4 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 7 - 0 13 |
Turn 743 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ONE TRICK PONY 6589 14 9 1 103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW MAIN EVENT 7845 11 7 2 101 STILLMATIC (630)
BASHING ATTACK GRAB THE BULL 7705 8 7 1 88 PORN IN A BARN (551)
WALL OF STEEL THIS CAMEL 7710 19 18 0 75 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY DRONE D4 7670 11 5 0 64 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392. The most popular warrior this turn was
LUNGER 7952. The ten other most popular fighters were NOT POSITIVE 7844, KULICK
5728, DESOLACE 7921, GRAB THE BULL 7705, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, MAIN EVENT 7845, NO
BEST 7846, HAMMS 7936, DRONE D2 7671, and DRONE D5 7672.
The least popular fighter this week was DRONE D1 7669. The other ten least popular
fighters were DRONE D4 7670, PAMELA GANDERSON 7707, AKILAY 5392, LINCHPIN 7953,
OVERSTAND 7937, DRONE D3 7668, THIS CAMEL 7710, OLD MIL 7906, DRONE D5 7672, and
DRONE D2 7671.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ONE TRICK PONY (36-6589) PORN IN A BARN (551)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
EDGECRUSHER (36-7765) VOW TO DESTROY (601)