DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/03/2015    Duedate: 09/16/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-743

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ONE TRICK PONY
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6589) [14-9-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE TRICK PONY                 OLD MIL
PORN IN A BARN (551)           FERMENTED (651)
(36-6589) [14-9-1,103]         (36-7906) [2-1-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         NOT POSITIVE
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         STILLMATIC (630)
(36-5392) [16-20-0,90]         (36-7844) [14-4-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        32
2. PORN IN A BARN (551)        28      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. STILLMATIC (630)            14      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)       8
5. TOLBINS HIVE D (639)         5      FERMENTED (651)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      47  31  0 60.3   1/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)         10  5 2
 2- 1*THE BOYS 3 (657)           3   2  0 60.0   2/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      8  4 1
 3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         186 134 14 58.1   3/ 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      6  2 1
 4/ 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      89  72  8 55.3   4- 5*THE BOYS 3 (657)          3  2 0
 5/ 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  53  51  1 51.0   5/ 4*FERMENTED (651)           3  4 0
 6/ 5*FERMENTED (651)            7   9  0 43.8   6/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      2  3 0
 7/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601)     106 145 16 42.2   7/ 7 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    2  4 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    56  95  5 37.1   8/ 6 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  0  1 0
 9- 8*A TEAM (617)               0   1  0  0.0   9- 8*A TEAM (617)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  VOW TO DESTROY is no joke as it posted a 3-1-1 
week advancing from 2nd place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for GRAB THE 
BULL, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing THIS CAMEL like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was THIS CAMEL, 
who dropped 6 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with GRAB THE 
BULL.  Unlike most arenas, EDGECRUSHER managed to get hers challenge off against the 
0-0-0 SLIPPERS MCGHEE.  Well, everybody's pal EDGECRUSHER moved hers record to 15-7-2 
by defeating SLIPPERS MCGHEE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition 
points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid VOW TO DESTROY, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does JHANS really have that many 
liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  VOW TO DESTROY + Weapons That 
go Boom = PORN IN A BARN + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, ONE TRICK PONY would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't 
want to win.  In a mismatch, our friend PAMELA GANDERSON of FUR YOUR EYES ONLY got 
heroic notions and challenged NOT POSITIVE.  What did it get him?  A 2-5-1 record, 
that's what.  A Carrion Bird Sellout:  PAMELA GANDERSON 2-5-1 fights NOT POSITIVE 
14-4-0.  (BYOB)  
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  EDGECRUSHER defied all odds and slew 
SLIPPERS MCGHEE in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SLIPPERS MCGHEE's meat is notoriously tough.  Knowing when to use the right tactics 
at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589          14   9  1   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       16   6  0   101       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 MAIN EVENT 7845              11   7  2   101       STILLMATIC (630)
 DRONE D2 7671                11   4  0    96       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580           9   9  0    95       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 DRONE D5 7672                10   6  0    94       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AKILAY 5392                  16  20  0    90       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 GRAB THE BULL 7705            8   7  1    88       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              19  18  0    75       STILLMATIC (630)
 KULICK 5728                   8   6  1    69       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D4 7670                11   5  0    64       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      5   0  0    62       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 NOT POSITIVE 7844            14   4  0    58       STILLMATIC (630)
 DRONE D1 7669                 8   8  0    58       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BEST 7846                 13   5  0    53       STILLMATIC (630)
 DRONE D3 7668                 7   8  0    41       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 DESOLACE 7921                 4   2  1    34       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUD 7869                      2   1  0    29       FERMENTED (651)
 PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   5  1    28       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            3   2  0    23       FERMENTED (651)
 OLD MIL 7906                  2   1  0    21       FERMENTED (651)
-CARL 7942                     1   0  0    20       THE BOYS 3 (657)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERSTAND 7937                3   0  1    16       STILLMATIC (630)
 LINCHPIN 7953                 1   0  0    15       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-RUSTY 7939                    1   0  0    15       THE BOYS 3 (657)
-CHUCK 7940                    1   0  0    15       THE BOYS 3 (657)
-DEAD MAN 7422                 0   1  0     1       A TEAM (617)
-FLIP 7938                     0   1  0     1       THE BOYS 3 (657)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAMMS 7936              0  2 0 FERMENTED 651        OVERSTAND 7937        743   
LUNGER 7952             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SHEWISH GIANT         743  NONE
SUN MOON STAR 7848      6  1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601   MAIN EVENT 7845       741  REVENGED
MELLOW MANNY 7905       1  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 656   SOUL KITCHEN 7743     739  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EDGECRUSHER viciously butchered SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GRAB THE BULL overpowered THIS CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
AKILAY was overpowered by ONE TRICK PONY in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
PAMELA GANDERSON was devastated by NOT POSITIVE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MAIN EVENT devastated DRONE D4 in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DRONE D2 handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DRONE D5 vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRONE D1 lost to KULICK in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
NO BEST beat DRONE D3 in a popular 1 minute melee.
DESOLACE savagely defeated OLD MIL in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
HAMMS was unbelievably slain by OVERSTAND in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
LINCHPIN devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  37 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  4      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589        14   9  1  103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW       MAIN EVENT 7845            11   7  2  101 STILLMATIC (630)
BASHING ATTACK   GRAB THE BULL 7705          8   7  1   88 PORN IN A BARN (551)
WALL OF STEEL    THIS CAMEL 7710            19  18  0   75 STILLMATIC (630)
TOTAL PARRY      DRONE D4 7670              11   5  0   64 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LUNGER 7952.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOT POSITIVE 7844, KULICK 
5728, DESOLACE 7921, GRAB THE BULL 7705, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, MAIN EVENT 7845, NO 
BEST 7846, HAMMS 7936, DRONE D2 7671, and DRONE D5 7672.

The least popular fighter this week was DRONE D1 7669.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRONE D4 7670, PAMELA GANDERSON 7707, AKILAY 5392, LINCHPIN 7953, 
OVERSTAND 7937, DRONE D3 7668, THIS CAMEL 7710, OLD MIL 7906, DRONE D5 7672, and 
DRONE D2 7671.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ONE TRICK PONY (36-6589) PORN IN A BARN (551)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EDGECRUSHER (36-7765) VOW TO DESTROY (601)