DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/01/2015 Duedate: 10/14/2015
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-745
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DRONE D5
TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7672) [12-6-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DRONE D5 POSITION IS EMPTY
TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7672) [12-6-0,122]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AKILAY DRONE D2
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-5392) [17-21-0,94] (36-7671) [12-5-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 59
2. STILLMATIC (630) 9 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 2 Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551) 0
5. THE BOYS 3 (657) 0 FOOD COURT (547)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 55 33 1 62.5 1/ 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639) 10 5 1
2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 190 140 16 57.6 2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630) 8 7 3
3- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551) 89 72 8 55.3 3/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 6 7 1
4- 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 54 52 1 50.9 4- 4 PORN IN A BARN (551) 2 0 0
5- 5*FERMENTED (651) 7 9 0 43.8 5/ 6 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 2 4 0
6- 6*THE BOYS 3 (657) 3 4 0 42.9 6- 7 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546) 1 2 0
7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 109 151 16 41.9 7- 5*THE BOYS 3 (657) 0 2 0
8/ 8 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488) 57 98 5 36.8 8- 8*FERMENTED (651) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out JHANS to see
what's new. Like, STILLMATIC had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1
spot by TOLBINS HIVE D! Way to go TOLBINS HIVE D! MVP award for BLIGHT? VOW TO
DESTROY's proud of her after beating OVERSTAND and getting 22 points. Talk about yer
big time losers! DRONE D3 got smashed by DESOLACE, and lost 14 points! Oh, wow,
like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all JHANS. He got the most
challenges. (But what about proposals?) AKILAY thinks his 17-21-0 and studly
character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Don't you think
the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think DRONE D5 should let AKILAY be Duelmaster for
a while, without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to
his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of FUR YOUR EYES ONLY
must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something
that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are BIG LAKE BULLIES? FUR YOUR EYES
ONLY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out KULICK challenged MAIN EVENT.
After all, haven't BIG LAKE BULLIES and STILLMATIC had a long standing duel in JHANS?
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but MAIN EVENT wants me to write about it
since he subdued KULICK. Satisfied?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Like, who is this guy??? NO BEST gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles
KOBOLD ENFORCER, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet STILLMATIC manager is surprised!
BLIGHT bloodfeuded (is that a word?) OVERSTAND for revenge over some guy's bad
fortune. Was it really worth it? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D5 7672 12 6 0 122 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 6 0 114 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580 10 9 0 105 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
AKILAY 5392 17 21 0 94 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
MAIN EVENT 7845 12 8 2 94 STILLMATIC (630)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE D2 7671 12 5 0 90 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298 16 7 0 88 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705 8 7 1 88 PORN IN A BARN (551)
DRONE D1 7669 10 8 0 83 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
DRONE D4 7670 13 5 0 79 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
THIS CAMEL 7710 19 20 0 77 STILLMATIC (630)
KULICK 5728 8 8 1 70 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESOLACE 7921 6 2 1 64 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
NOT POSITIVE 7844 15 5 0 62 STILLMATIC (630)
-THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892 5 0 0 62 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NO BEST 7846 14 6 1 53 STILLMATIC (630)
DRONE D3 7668 8 9 1 46 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUD 7869 2 1 0 29 FERMENTED (651)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707 2 5 1 28 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738 3 1 0 25 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868 3 2 0 23 FERMENTED (651)
BLIGHT 7922 1 0 0 22 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-OLD MIL 7906 2 1 0 21 FERMENTED (651)
OVERSTAND 7937 4 1 2 15 STILLMATIC (630)
-RUSTY 7939 1 0 0 15 THE BOYS 3 (657)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHUCK 7940 1 0 0 15 THE BOYS 3 (657)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KOBOLD ENFORCER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA NO BEST 7846 745 NONE
HAMMS 7936 0 2 0 FERMENTED 651 OVERSTAND 7937 743
BASHER 7959 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 BANDIT PRINCE 745 NONE
LINCHPIN 7953 1 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 OVERSTAND 7937 744 JUST REVENGED
SLASHER 7958 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SPYMASTER 745 NONE
STRIKER 7960 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 BANDIT PRINCE 745 NONE
SUN MOON STAR 7848 6 1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601 MAIN EVENT 7845 741 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NO BEST viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRIKER was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SLASHER was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BASHER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
AKILAY was overpowered by DRONE D5 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
KULICK was bested by MAIN EVENT in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
DRONE D2 was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a 3 minute master's match.
DRONE D4 viciously subdued THIS CAMEL in a action packed 8 minute expert's melee.
DRONE D1 overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DRONE D3 was overpowered by DESOLACE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
NOT POSITIVE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERSTAND was viciously subdued by BLIGHT in a exciting 3 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 19 - 12 - 1 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 6 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 35 - 1 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 - 1 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 1 33 |
Turn 745 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DRONE D5 7672 12 6 0 122 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
LUNGING ATTACK DRONE D2 7671 12 5 0 90 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE DRONE D1 7669 10 8 0 83 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
TOTAL PARRY DRONE D4 7670 13 5 0 79 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
BASHING ATTACK DESOLACE 7921 6 2 1 64 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392. The most popular warrior this turn was
DRONE D2 7671. The ten other most popular fighters were NO BEST 7846, THIS CAMEL
7710, BLIGHT 7922, DESOLACE 7921, MAIN EVENT 7845, DRONE D5 7672, KULICK 5728, DRONE
D1 7669, NOT POSITIVE 7844, and OVERSTAND 7937.
The least popular fighter this week was DRONE D4 7670. The other ten least popular
fighters were DRONE D3 7668, AKILAY 5392, BASHER 7959, SLASHER 7958, STRIKER 7960,
OVERSTAND 7937, NOT POSITIVE 7844, DRONE D1 7669, KULICK 5728, and DRONE D5 7672.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
AKILAY (36-5392) BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS (388)
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS (359)
FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR (1651)
CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A (2337)
BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)
BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)
LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX (4438)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes