DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/01/2015    Duedate: 10/14/2015

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-745

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DRONE D5
TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-7672) [12-6-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DRONE D5                       POSITION IS EMPTY
TOLBINS HIVE D (639)           
(36-7672) [12-6-0,122]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AKILAY                         DRONE D2
BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)         TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
(36-5392) [17-21-0,94]         (36-7671) [12-5-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        59
2. STILLMATIC (630)             9      TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
3. TOLBINS HIVE D (639)         2      Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551)         0
5. THE BOYS 3 (657)             0      FOOD COURT (547)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)      55  33  1 62.5   1/ 2 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)     10  5 1
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)         190 140 16 57.6   2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          8  7 3
 3- 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)      89  72  8 55.3   3/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      6  7 1
 4- 4 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  54  52  1 50.9   4- 4 PORN IN A BARN (551)      2  0 0
 5- 5*FERMENTED (651)            7   9  0 43.8   5/ 6 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    2  4 0
 6- 6*THE BOYS 3 (657)           3   4  0 42.9   6- 7 FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)  1  2 0
 7/ 7 VOW TO DESTROY (601)     109 151 16 41.9   7- 5*THE BOYS 3 (657)          0  2 0
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)    57  98  5 36.8   8- 8*FERMENTED (651)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHANS to see 
what's new.  Like, STILLMATIC had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by TOLBINS HIVE D!  Way to go TOLBINS HIVE D!  MVP award for BLIGHT?  VOW TO 
DESTROY's proud of her after beating OVERSTAND and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  DRONE D3 got smashed by DESOLACE, and lost 14 points!  Oh, wow, 
like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all JHANS.  He got the most 
challenges.  (But what about proposals?) AKILAY thinks his 17-21-0 and studly 
character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Don't you think 
the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think DRONE D5 should let AKILAY be Duelmaster for 
a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to 
his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of FUR YOUR EYES ONLY 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BIG LAKE BULLIES?  FUR YOUR EYES 
ONLY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! 
For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out KULICK challenged MAIN EVENT.  
After all, haven't BIG LAKE BULLIES and STILLMATIC had a long standing duel in JHANS? 
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but MAIN EVENT wants me to write about it 
since he subdued KULICK.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Like, who is this guy???  NO BEST gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles 
KOBOLD ENFORCER, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet STILLMATIC manager is surprised! 
BLIGHT bloodfeuded (is that a word?) OVERSTAND for revenge over some guy's bad 
fortune.  Was it really worth it?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do? 
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D5 7672                12   6  0   122       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   6  0   114       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-RITA HAYBURNER 6580          10   9  0   105       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
 AKILAY 5392                  17  21  0    94       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)
 MAIN EVENT 7845              12   8  2    94       STILLMATIC (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE D2 7671                12   5  0    90       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
-CHEETAH VON TEESE 6298       16   7  0    88       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-GRAB THE BULL 7705            8   7  1    88       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 DRONE D1 7669                10   8  0    83       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 DRONE D4 7670                13   5  0    79       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
 THIS CAMEL 7710              19  20  0    77       STILLMATIC (630)
 KULICK 5728                   8   8  1    70       BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESOLACE 7921                 6   2  1    64       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 NOT POSITIVE 7844            15   5  0    62       STILLMATIC (630)
-THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 7892      5   0  0    62       PORN IN A BARN (551)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BEST 7846                 14   6  1    53       STILLMATIC (630)
 DRONE D3 7668                 8   9  1    46       TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUD 7869                      2   1  0    29       FERMENTED (651)
-PAMELA GANDERSON 7707         2   5  1    28       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)
-EARTHA KITTEN 7738            3   1  0    25       FUR YOUR EYES ONLY (546)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            3   2  0    23       FERMENTED (651)
 BLIGHT 7922                   1   0  0    22       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-OLD MIL 7906                  2   1  0    21       FERMENTED (651)
 OVERSTAND 7937                4   1  2    15       STILLMATIC (630)
-RUSTY 7939                    1   0  0    15       THE BOYS 3 (657)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHUCK 7940                    1   0  0    15       THE BOYS 3 (657)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KOBOLD ENFORCER         0  0 0 DARK ARENA           NO BEST 7846          745  NONE
HAMMS 7936              0  2 0 FERMENTED 651        OVERSTAND 7937        743   
BASHER 7959             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   BANDIT PRINCE         745  NONE
LINCHPIN 7953           1  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   OVERSTAND 7937        744  JUST REVENGED
SLASHER 7958            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   SPYMASTER             745  NONE
STRIKER 7960            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601   BANDIT PRINCE         745  NONE
SUN MOON STAR 7848      6  1 1 VOW TO DESTROY 601   MAIN EVENT 7845       741  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO BEST viciously butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRIKER was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SLASHER was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BASHER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
AKILAY was overpowered by DRONE D5 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
KULICK was bested by MAIN EVENT in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
DRONE D2 was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a 3 minute master's match.
DRONE D4 viciously subdued THIS CAMEL in a action packed 8 minute expert's melee.
DRONE D1 overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DRONE D3 was overpowered by DESOLACE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
NOT POSITIVE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERSTAND was viciously subdued by BLIGHT in a exciting 3 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        19 -  12 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  14 -  6      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  35 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   8 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  1      33  |

Turn 745 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DRONE D5 7672              12   6  0  122 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRONE D2 7671              12   5  0   90 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      DRONE D1 7669              10   8  0   83 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
TOTAL PARRY      DRONE D4 7670              13   5  0   79 TOLBINS HIVE D (639)
BASHING ATTACK   DESOLACE 7921               6   2  1   64 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AKILAY 5392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DRONE D2 7671.  The ten other most popular fighters were NO BEST 7846, THIS CAMEL 
7710, BLIGHT 7922, DESOLACE 7921, MAIN EVENT 7845, DRONE D5 7672, KULICK 5728, DRONE 
D1 7669, NOT POSITIVE 7844, and OVERSTAND 7937.

The least popular fighter this week was DRONE D4 7670.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRONE D3 7668, AKILAY 5392, BASHER 7959, SLASHER 7958, STRIKER 7960, 
OVERSTAND 7937, NOT POSITIVE 7844, DRONE D1 7669, KULICK 5728, and DRONE D5 7672.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

AKILAY (36-5392) BIG LAKE BULLIES (488)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes