DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/03/2026    Duedate: 09/16/2026

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM 38    TURN 1016

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WEIRD AL
U.A.K. (92)
(38-5756) [14-4-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WEIRD AL                       POSITION IS EMPTY
U.A.K. (92)                    
(38-5756) [14-4-1,105]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HULK HOGAN                     VITAMIN D
U.A.K. (92)                    EAGLES CLAW (47)
(38-5758) [20-14-1,93]         (38-5993) [6-3-1,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

U.A.K. (92)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. U.A.K. (92)                   42 
2. THE WATCHMEN (363)            20    THE WATCHMEN (363)
3. EAGLES CLAW (47)              -34   Unchartered Team

                                       HATE AND ANGER (263)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LEYBINDERS (522)           4   0  0 100.   1/ 2 U.A.K. (92)               7  5 0
 2- 2*OF WOLF & MAN (519)        7   1  0 87.5   2/ 1 EAGLES CLAW (47)          7  8 0
 3/ 3 THE WATCHMEN (363)       264 202 11 56.7   3/ 4 THE WATCHMEN (363)        7  8 0
 4/ 4 U.A.K. (92)              641 508 36 55.8   4- 3*LEYBINDERS (522)          4  0 0
 5/ 5 EAGLES CLAW (47)         1287 1032 89 55.5   5- 5 SECRET MENU '25 (518)     1  0 0
 6- 6 SECRET MENU '25 (518)      9   8  0 52.9   6- 6*OF WOLF & MAN (519)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  CLIFFHOME needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, EAGLES CLAW 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by U.A.K.!  Way to go 
U.A.K.!  MVP award for HALF LIFE?  U.A.K.'s proud of him after beating MADAM 
GUILLOTINE and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  MOTHMAN's match with 
DEATH BECOMES HER cost him a loss of 13 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome WEIRD AL.  Aren't U.A.K. proud.  
(Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me! 
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  EAGLES CLAW 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 1287-1032-89 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What 
kind of warriors are THE WATCHMEN?  EAGLES CLAW, an easy team to beat if I ever saw 
one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can EAGLES CLAW's DEATH BECOMES HER be 
more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For 
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out TWILIGHT LADY  challenged VITAMIN D.  
After all, haven't THE WATCHMEN and EAGLES CLAW had a long standing duel in 
CLIFFHOME?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but VITAMIN D wants me to 
write about it since he was defeated by TWILIGHT LADY.  Satisfied?  THE COMEDIAN must 
not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged RUSSET POTATO.  14 
is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought THE COMEDIAN showed 
great skill and promise when he subdued RUSSET POTATO.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CLIFFHOME ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEIRD AL 5756                14   4  1 105         U.A.K. (92)               

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MC GANGSTA 5976               8   4  0  94         SECRET MENU '25 (518)     
 HULK HOGAN 5758              20  14  1  93         U.A.K. (92)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941      12  21  0  78         THE WATCHMEN (363)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH BECOMES HER 5977       14   5  0  66         EAGLES CLAW (47)          
-GNARLGUT 5978                 7   1  0  61         OF WOLF & MAN (519)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWILIGHT LADY 5984            8  10  0  53         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
 LINK BROWN 5985              10   6  0  52         U.A.K. (92)               
 MOTHMAN 5995                  4   5  0  51         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
 VITAMIN D 5993                6   3  1  44         EAGLES CLAW (47)          
 THE COMEDIAN 5987            10   2  0  34         THE WATCHMEN (363)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOSS CIRCLE 6016              2   0  0  22         LEYBINDERS (522)          
 RUSSET POTATO 6013            1   3  0  20         EAGLES CLAW (47)          
 HALF LIFE 6003                1   2  0  15         U.A.K. (92)               
-SEI HE KI 6018                2   0  0  14         LEYBINDERS (522)          
 DOLLAR BILL 6020              1   1  0  13         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
 MADAM GUILLOTINE 6021         1   1  0   4         EAGLES CLAW (47)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOTHMAN was devastated by DEATH BECOMES HER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TWILIGHT LADY luckily beat VITAMIN D in a exciting 7 minute gory Challenge melee.
THE COMEDIAN unbelievably bested RUSSET POTATO in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
MADAM GUILLOTINE was overpowered by HALF LIFE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EAGLES SB CHAMPS was bested by WEIRD AL in a 4 minute veteran's Title duel.
CAPTAIN METROPOLIS was viciously subdued by HULK HOGAN in a 2 minute competition.
LINK BROWN vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DOLLAR BILL vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  15 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  22 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1016 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WEIRD AL 5756              14   4  1  105 U.A.K. (92)
LUNGING ATTACK   HULK HOGAN 5758            20  14  1   93 U.A.K. (92)
AIMED BLOW       DEATH BECOMES HER 5977     14   5  0   66 EAGLES CLAW (47)
SLASHING ATTACK  LINK BROWN 5985            10   6  0   52 U.A.K. (92)
TOTAL PARRY      THE COMEDIAN 5987          10   2  0   34 THE WATCHMEN (363)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HULK HOGAN 5758.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VITAMIN D 5993.  The ten other most popular fighters were HULK HOGAN 5758, RUSSET 
POTATO 6013, WEIRD AL 5756, DEATH BECOMES HER 5977, LINK BROWN 5985, DOLLAR BILL 
6020, MOTHMAN 5995, HALF LIFE 6003, CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941, and TWILIGHT LADY 5984.

The least popular fighter this week was MADAM GUILLOTINE 6021.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE COMEDIAN 5987, TWILIGHT LADY 5984, CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941, 
HALF LIFE 6003, MOTHMAN 5995, DOLLAR BILL 6020, LINK BROWN 5985, DEATH BECOMES HER 
5977, WEIRD AL 5756, and RUSSET POTATO 6013.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EAGLES SB CHAMPS (38-5914) EAGLES CLAW (47)