DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/16/2003 Duedate: 10/29/2003
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-432
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EAGLE'S NEST
EAGLES CLAW (47)
(38-4271) [12-5-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EAGLE'S NEST DEATHSTRIKE
EAGLES CLAW (47) TACTICAL NUKES (392)
(38-4271) [12-5-1,118] (38-4405) [6-1-0,43]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LONESOME TRUCK LONESOME TRUCK
JINDA-BAN (198) JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4258) [13-25-2,70] (38-4258) [13-25-2,70]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ALL FINESSE (384)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TACTICAL NUKES (392) 21
2. JINDA-BAN (198) 21 ALL FINESSE (384)
3. ALL FINESSE (384) 16 Unchartered Team
4. EAGLES CLAW (47) 10
5. TEAM FLOYD (99) 5 TACTICAL NUKES (392)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*TACTICAL NUKES (392) 8 1 0 88.9 1/ 1 ALL FINESSE (384) 9 3 2
2/ 2 ALL FINESSE (384) 67 56 4 54.5 2/ 3 EAGLES CLAW (47) 6 9 0
3/ 0 TEAM FLOYD (99) 291 254 17 53.4 3/ 2 JINDA-BAN (198) 6 9 0
4/ 3 EAGLES CLAW (47) 595 538 52 52.5 4/ 4*TACTICAL NUKES (392) 4 1 0
5/ 4 JINDA-BAN (198) 241 314 5 43.4 5/ 0 TEAM FLOYD (99) 1 0 0
6/ 5 JUST BECAUSE (373) 96 150 7 39.0 6/ 5 JUST BECAUSE (373) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
(turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CLIFFHOME. MVP award for NUTCRACKER? ALL
FINESSE's proud of her after beating TEDIOUS TED and getting 23 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! TEDIOUS TED got smashed by NUTCRACKER, and lost 15 points!
Like DARK ARENA's BLACK ORC is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by
Duelmaster FIDDLESTICKS! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think
FIDDLESTICKS should let BLACK ORC be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about
it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. EAGLES CLAW was CLIFFHOME's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? I don't know what TACTICAL NUKES' been doing. They certainly haven't been
accepting many fights from EAGLES CLAW, that's fer sher. Can JINDA-BAN's KORRIBIE be
more popular than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? For
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out DEATHSTRIKE challenged KORRIBIE.
After all, haven't TACTICAL NUKES and JINDA-BAN had a long standing duel in
CLIFFHOME? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but KORRIBIE wants me to
write about it since she was beat by DEATHSTRIKE. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!
FIDDLESTICKS returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his ALL FINESSE
teammates... What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EAGLE'S NEST 4271 12 5 1 118 EAGLES CLAW (47)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NUTCRACKER 4380 8 1 1 99 ALL FINESSE (384)
2 + 2 = 4 4190 18 43 0 97 JUST BECAUSE (373)
HEBEE 4359 10 6 0 96 ALL FINESSE (384)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEDIOUS TED 4133 17 8 1 74 EAGLES CLAW (47)
LONESOME TRUCK 4258 13 25 2 70 JINDA-BAN (198)
HARI CANE 4333 13 12 0 68 JINDA-BAN (198)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOCK O'DIAL 4348 9 9 1 58 JINDA-BAN (198)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KORRIBIE 4317 11 18 0 51 JINDA-BAN (198)
NOBGOBLIN 4400 4 3 1 46 ALL FINESSE (384)
DEATHSTRIKE 4405 6 1 0 43 TACTICAL NUKES (392)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EAGLE'S CLAW 4345 2 0 1 23 TEAM FLOYD (99)
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 4451 1 0 0 15 EAGLES CLAW (47)
DINGIL BILL 4428 2 3 0 14 JINDA-BAN (198)
ATOMIC BASHER 4404 2 0 0 14 TACTICAL NUKES (392)
DEAD CAN DANCE 4441 0 2 0 2 EAGLES CLAW (47)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLACK ORC 20 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 FIDDLESTICKS 4343 432 NONE
GUANO 4450 0 1 0 EAGLES CLAW 47 STONE GOLEM 26 432 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Nutcracker -- (exasperated) Go find a nut, dammit. Don't look at ME. -- Hari Cane
Nobgoblin -- Very seasonal. -- Korribie
P.S. But what about the treat?
Deathstrike -- I'm glad you didn't live up to your name. -- Dingil Bill
Tedious Ted -- You damaged my grill! Do you know how hard it is to replace a classic
like that? -- Lonesome Truck
Ah, yes, count on the Ambitious Guard to hand us a win on a silver platter. -- Clock
O'Dial
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FIDDLESTICKS butchered BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUANO was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEBEE was subdued by EAGLE'S NEST in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
NUTCRACKER devastated TEDIOUS TED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NOBGOBLIN was devastated by HARI CANE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEATHSTRIKE bested KORRIBIE in a 4 minute Challenge match.
2 + 2 = 4 bested VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
LONESOME TRUCK handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
CLOCK O'DIAL overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EAGLE'S CLAW defeated DINGIL BILL in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ATOMIC BASHER viciously subdued DEAD CAN DANCE in a slow 22 minute brutal bout.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 3 - 1 77 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 13 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
Turn 432 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK EAGLE'S NEST 4271 12 5 1 118 EAGLES CLAW (47)
AIMED BLOW NUTCRACKER 4380 8 1 1 99 ALL FINESSE (384)
BASHING ATTACK HEBEE 4359 10 6 0 96 ALL FINESSE (384)
WALL OF STEEL TEDIOUS TED 4133 17 8 1 74 EAGLES CLAW (47)
TOTAL PARRY DEATHSTRIKE 4405 6 1 0 43 TACTICAL NUKES (392)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LONESOME TRUCK 4258. The most popular warrior this
turn was LONESOME TRUCK 4258. The ten other most popular fighters were HEBEE 4359,
EAGLE'S NEST 4271, KORRIBIE 4317, NUTCRACKER 4380, HARI CANE 4333, CLOCK O'DIAL 4348,
EAGLE'S CLAW 4345, DINGIL BILL 4428, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 4451, and GUANO 4450.
The least popular fighter this week was DEAD CAN DANCE 4441. The other ten least
popular fighters were ATOMIC BASHER 4404, DEATHSTRIKE 4405, 2 + 2 = 4 4190, NOBGOBLIN
4400, TEDIOUS TED 4133, GUANO 4450, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 4451, DINGIL BILL 4428, EAGLE'S
CLAW 4345, and CLOCK O'DIAL 4348.
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
FIDDLESTICKS (38-4343) ALL FINESSE (384)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes