DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/27/2006 Duedate: 05/10/2006
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-497
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZIPPO
U.A.K. (92)
(38-4254) [9-7-0,92]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZIPPO THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES
U.A.K. (92) INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4254) [9-7-0,92] (38-4651) [2-0-0,17]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BALLOU YS POULAN
JINDA-BAN (198) U.A.K. (92)
(38-4539) [11-30-0,63] (38-4331) [2-4-1,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JINDA-BAN (198)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. U.A.K. (92) 45
2. JINDA-BAN (198) 20 U.A.K. (92)
3. INQUISITION CLONES (416) 17 Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (374) 0
5. THE VIKINGS (418) -1 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 5 JINDA-BAN (198) 6 6 1
2- 3 ARENA FELINES (374) 145 59 11 71.1 2/ 1 U.A.K. (92) 6 9 1
3/ 2*THE VIKINGS (418) 7 3 0 70.0 3/ 4*INQUISITION CLONES (416) 4 1 0
4/ 4 U.A.K. (92) 262 256 16 50.6 4/ 2*THE VIKINGS (418) 3 1 0
5/ 5 JINDA-BAN (198) 372 496 9 42.9 5- 3 ARENA FELINES (374) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
CLIFFHOME. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. JINDA-BAN now holds the
crown and they are betting they can keep it. Coming up with a solid 3-2-1 outing,
JINDA-BAN has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for TRIA
MOPH, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing DA9965439564 like a melon.
Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was RIQUETTIE,
who dropped 8 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with
THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash
yer clothes. PAWS did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. In front of all
the crowds, ZIPPO took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks.
4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that
location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that U.A.K. was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of U.A.K.'s warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but
catch THE VIKINGS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from U.A.K.. Well just about everybody wants a piece of LOMBER BOS, who was
this week's most challenged warrior.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). POULAN defied all odds and slew DARK
CHAMPION in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as DARK
CHAMPION's meat is notoriously tough. Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in CLIFFHOME have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIPPO 4254 9 7 0 92 U.A.K. (92)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAWS 4342 15 8 1 103 ARENA FELINES (374)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIR LICKSALOT 4341 21 4 0 83 ARENA FELINES (374)
CPT. CRUNCH 4244 9 8 2 82 U.A.K. (92)
-HELLO KITTY 4600 11 5 0 74 ARENA FELINES (374)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652 1 0 0 64 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
BALLOU YS 4539 11 30 0 63 JINDA-BAN (198)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARTICULATE LORI 4620 12 6 1 55 JINDA-BAN (198)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POULAN 4331 2 4 1 33 U.A.K. (92)
-FRANKEN FELINE 4399 2 0 0 32 ARENA FELINES (374)
-DAFFYD THE BALD 4663 3 1 0 28 THE VIKINGS (418)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOMBER BOS 4670 2 0 0 23 JINDA-BAN (198)
THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES 4651 2 0 0 17 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
BURGOS 4666 4 2 0 14 THE VIKINGS (418)
TRIA MOPH 4671 1 1 0 12 JINDA-BAN (198)
DA9965439564 4650 0 1 0 7 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIQUETTIE 4672 1 1 0 6 JINDA-BAN (198)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 7 0 1 0 1 ARTICULATE LORI 4620 497 NONE
DARK CHAMPION 24 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 POULAN 4331 497 NONE
MOSQUITO 4621 7 6 0 JINDA-BAN 198 CPT. CRUNCH 4244 493 NOT REVE
VAN CHEVIE 4655 1 4 0 JINDA-BAN 198 VITO 4669 493 NOT REVE
VITO 4669 1 4 1 U.A.K. 92 BANDIT PRINCE 25 497 NONE
ROACH 4673 0 2 0 U.A.K. 92 SHEWISH GIANT 21 497 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Capt. Crunch -- Odd, I can't find a copy of our fight. Not that I expect it would
make thrilling reading. Rather depressing, more like. -- Ballou Ys
P.S. I can stand it if you can. Just don't kill me, please?
Frzngrmdbeefpatties -- Good heavens, you must have gotten a special dispensation for
that mouthful! -- Articulate Lori
Poulan -- Well, actually...yes, what they claim I said. I wouldn't have wanted to
kill some perfect stranger the first time I stepped out onto the sands. -- Riquettie
Thwdgrnbeefpatties -- You're just as bad as your teammate. -- Tria Moph
What's this "Embezzling Scribe" business? Nobody told me about him. -- Lomber Bos
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POULAN viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VITO was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ROACH was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CPT. CRUNCH devastated BALLOU YS in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
ZIPPO subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's Title competition.
ARTICULATE LORI assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BURGOS was overcome by LOMBER BOS in a 1 minute fight.
THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES overcame RIQUETTIE in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
TRIA MOPH vanquished DA9965439564 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 - 2 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 11 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 1 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 497 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ZIPPO 4254 9 7 0 92 U.A.K. (92)
BASHING ATTACK CPT. CRUNCH 4244 9 8 2 82 U.A.K. (92)
WALL OF STEEL ARTICULATE LORI 4620 12 6 1 55 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BALLOU YS 4539. The most popular warrior this turn
was POULAN 4331. The ten other most popular fighters were CPT. CRUNCH 4244, ZIPPO
4254, LOMBER BOS 4670, TRIA MOPH 4671, ARTICULATE LORI 4620, THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES
4651, VITO 4669, ROACH 4673, BALLOU YS 4539, and BURGOS 4666.
The least popular fighter this week was DA9965439564 4650. The other ten least
popular fighters were RIQUETTIE 4672, BURGOS 4666, BALLOU YS 4539, ROACH 4673, VITO
4669, THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES 4651, ARTICULATE LORI 4620, TRIA MOPH 4671, LOMBER BOS
4670, and ZIPPO 4254.