DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/25/2006    Duedate: 06/07/2006

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-499

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZIPPO
U.A.K. (92)
(38-4254) [10-7-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZIPPO                          FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES
U.A.K. (92)                    INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4254) [10-7-0,100]         (38-4652) [3-0-0,89]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BALLOU YS                      ZIPPO
JINDA-BAN (198)                U.A.K. (92)
(38-4539) [11-32-0,65]         (38-4254) [10-7-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JINDA-BAN (198)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INQUISITION CLONES (416)    29
2. U.A.K. (92)                 18      U.A.K. (92)
3. JINDA-BAN (198)              3      Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (374)          0
5. THE VIKINGS (418)            0      INQUISITION CLONES (416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416)   8   2  1 80.0   1/ 1 JINDA-BAN (198)           8  7 1
 2- 2 ARENA FELINES (374)      148  59 12 71.5   2/ 3 U.A.K. (92)               6  4 1
 3- 3*THE VIKINGS (418)          7   3  0 70.0   3/ 2*INQUISITION CLONES (416)  5  2 1
 4/ 4 U.A.K. (92)              265 258 16 50.7   4- 4 ARENA FELINES (374)       3  0 1
 5/ 5 JINDA-BAN (198)          377 501  9 42.9   5- 5*THE VIKINGS (418)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of CLIFFHOME!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES?  
She actually beat U.A.K.'s CPT. CRUNCH, and walked away with 15 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at INQUISITION CLONES while they watched FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 
clobber CPT. CRUNCH.  He lost 13 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  What a role model for CLIFFHOME's young 'uns!  PAWS becomes Duelmaster, but 
don't bother to fight no more!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for U.A.K.'s 
outstanding member, Duelmaster ZIPPO.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and 
dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  CLIFFHOME 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZIPPO 4254                   10   7  0   100       U.A.K. (92)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAWS 4342                    16   8  2   108       ARENA FELINES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652      3   0  0    89       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-SIR LICKSALOT 4341           22   4  0    86       ARENA FELINES (374)
-HELLO KITTY 4600             12   5  0    81       ARENA FELINES (374)
 ARTICULATE LORI 4620         14   6  1    76       JINDA-BAN (198)
 CPT. CRUNCH 4244              9   9  2    69       U.A.K. (92)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALLOU YS 4539               11  32  0    65       JINDA-BAN (198)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POULAN 4331                   3   4  1    45       U.A.K. (92)
 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653           2   0  1    44       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FRANKEN FELINE 4399           2   0  0    32       ARENA FELINES (374)
-DAFFYD THE BALD 4663          3   1  0    28       THE VIKINGS (418)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOMBER BOS 4670               3   1  0    19       JINDA-BAN (198)
-THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES 4651      2   0  0    17       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-BURGOS 4666                   4   2  0    14       THE VIKINGS (418)
 RIQUETTIE 4672                2   2  0    10       JINDA-BAN (198)
 AVERAGE JOE 4677              1   0  0    10       U.A.K. (92)
-DA9965439564 4650             0   1  0     7       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
 RUNNA DAMILL 4676             0   1  0     1       U.A.K. (92)
 SCROD BOY 4675                0   1  0     1       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TRIA MOPH 4671         2  2 0 JINDA-BAN 198         LEE LEE LO LEE 4653   499         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Frzngrmdbeefpatties -- I wish you'd get totally grmded up. -- Ballou Ys
P.S.  You have cold hands.

Lee Lee Lo Lee -- Maybe if you could hum it? -- Riquettie

And three-oh against standbys.  Oh, well.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZIPPO devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
CPT. CRUNCH was demolished by FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BALLOU YS was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ARTICULATE LORI defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody match.
TRIA MOPH was butchered by LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOMBER BOS was devastated by POULAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RIQUETTIE overcame RUNNA DAMILL in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
SCROD BOY was vanquished by AVERAGE JOE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  16 -  1      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 499 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ZIPPO 4254                 10   7  0  100 U.A.K. (92)
WALL OF STEEL    ARTICULATE LORI 4620       14   6  1   76 JINDA-BAN (198)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEE LEE LO LEE 4653         2   0  1   44 INQUISITION CLONES (416)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BALLOU YS 4539.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZIPPO 4254.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEE LEE LO LEE 4653, POULAN 
4331, RIQUETTIE 4672, FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652, ARTICULATE LORI 4620, AVERAGE JOE 
4677, BALLOU YS 4539, RUNNA DAMILL 4676, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, and TRIA MOPH 4671.

The least popular fighter this week was SCROD BOY 4675.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LOMBER BOS 4670, TRIA MOPH 4671, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, RUNNA DAMILL 4676, 
BALLOU YS 4539, AVERAGE JOE 4677, ARTICULATE LORI 4620, FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652, 
RIQUETTIE 4672, and POULAN 4331.