DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/22/2006 Duedate: 07/05/2006
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-501
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4652) [5-0-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZIPPO FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES
U.A.K. (92) INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4254) [11-8-0,92] (38-4652) [5-0-0,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BALLOU YS JED HEGOBA
JINDA-BAN (198) ARMA-MAY (390)
(38-4539) [12-33-0,76] (38-4365) [3-1-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
U.A.K. (92)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INQUISITION CLONES (416) 17
2. ARMA-MAY (390) 16 U.A.K. (92)
3. JINDA-BAN (198) 6 Unchartered Team
4. U.A.K. (92) -5
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416) 13 3 1 81.3 1/ 2 U.A.K. (92) 9 6 0
2/ 3 U.A.K. (92) 271 262 16 50.8 2/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416) 7 2 1
3/ 4 JINDA-BAN (198) 379 507 9 42.8 3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198) 4 9 0
4/ 0 ARMA-MAY (390) 24 40 0 37.5 4/ 0 ARMA-MAY (390) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 546): TERCERO ENCANTO of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 430): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 554): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 550): SCANDALF of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 549): IAN of I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 553): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 551): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 545): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 537): JOSH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 536): TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 510): PALADIN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 500): ZIPPO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 487): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 436): GRAPE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 208): DANI of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 196): BRANA GOREFANG of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 384): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): MADKAWRAW'S LAW of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 429): HITZ of 4-LETTER DOCTORS from DWES EG (TUM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 546): LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 430): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 554): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 550): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 549): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 553): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 551): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 545): CHILDREN OF INTI (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 537): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 536): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 510): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 500): INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 487): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 436): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 208): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 196): VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 384): CHAOS ENFORCERS (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 429): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 547): MOUSE DAVIS of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 551): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 537): BARITUS of VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
(turn 536): LOAF of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
ARMPIT CANDY of STREET PIZZA (TUM, mgr.)
PLANKWALKER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 536): TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 509): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 487): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 435): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
CLIFFHOME brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, INQUISITION CLONES,
since U.A.K. took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see CPT. CRUNCH win a fight and gain 16 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, CPT. CRUNCH beat ARTICULATE LORI and ARTICULATE LORI lost 12
points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as
FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. The Choking Ogre, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From CLIFFHOME's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in CLIFFHOME to get a drink than The Choking
Ogre! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of
CLIFFHOME. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652 5 0 0 104 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIPPO 4254 11 8 0 92 U.A.K. (92)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CPT. CRUNCH 4244 10 10 2 86 U.A.K. (92)
BALLOU YS 4539 12 33 0 76 JINDA-BAN (198)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 4 0 1 63 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
ARTICULATE LORI 4620 14 8 1 61 JINDA-BAN (198)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POULAN 4331 4 5 1 52 U.A.K. (92)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AVERAGE JOE 4677 3 0 0 28 U.A.K. (92)
-NINDEEN 4370 5 4 0 27 ARMA-MAY (390)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JED HEGOBA 4365 3 1 0 23 ARMA-MAY (390)
-PLAK ATTAKER 4367 3 1 0 21 ARMA-MAY (390)
LOMBER BOS 4670 4 2 0 18 JINDA-BAN (198)
-THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES 4651 2 0 0 17 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
RUNNA DAMILL 4676 1 2 0 14 U.A.K. (92)
RIQUETTIE 4672 2 4 0 10 JINDA-BAN (198)
SCROD BOY 4675 1 2 0 7 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-DA9965439564 4650 0 1 0 7 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KRUUZA 4362 0 1 0 ARMA-MAY 390 DARK CHAMPION 24 501 NONE
STELLA 4361 0 1 0 ARMA-MAY 390 HIGH ELF 19 501 NONE
TRIA MOPH 4671 2 2 0 JINDA-BAN 198 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 499
PERSONAL ADS
Poulan -- You are NUTS. -- Ballou Ys
P.S. Or a tourney warrior?
P.P.S. But whatever, you're NASTY, too. Ouch. Uh...good fight?
Average Joe -- I feel that this does not bode well for my "career." Ha ha. Like I
wanted to be a gladiator? Or a heap of minced meat, for that matter, that being
what you left on the sands. -- Riquettie
Runna Damill -- Ah. You've got the number on our team, huh? (heavy sigh) It's
hard. -- Lomber Bos
Zippo -- At least you have enough experience that your win here isn't hysterically
improbable and insulting. -- Articulate Lori
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 May 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KRUUZA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STELLA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CPT. CRUNCH demolished ARTICULATE LORI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
POULAN was overpowered by BALLOU YS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ZIPPO was defeated by FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES in a 1 minute brutal Title fight.
LEE LEE LO LEE devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
LOMBER BOS bested SCROD BOY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
RIQUETTIE was handily defeated by AVERAGE JOE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JED HEGOBA slimly won victory over RUNNA DAMILL in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 2 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 1 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 10 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 501 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652 5 0 0 104 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 4 0 1 63 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
WALL OF STEEL ARTICULATE LORI 4620 14 8 1 61 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BALLOU YS 4539. The most popular warrior this turn
was JED HEGOBA 4365. The ten other most popular fighters were BALLOU YS 4539, RUNNA
DAMILL 4676, FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652, LEE LEE LO LEE 4653, LOMBER BOS 4670, SCROD
BOY 4675, AVERAGE JOE 4677, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, POULAN 4331, and KRUUZA 4362.
The least popular fighter this week was RIQUETTIE 4672. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZIPPO 4254, ARTICULATE LORI 4620, STELLA 4361, KRUUZA 4362, POULAN
4331, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, AVERAGE JOE 4677, SCROD BOY 4675, LOMBER BOS 4670, and LEE
LEE LO LEE 4653.