DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/06/2006    Duedate: 07/19/2006

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-502

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BALLOU YS
JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4539) [13-33-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BALLOU YS                      LEE LEE LO LEE
JINDA-BAN (198)                INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4539) [13-33-0,97]         (38-4653) [5-0-2,90]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BALLOU YS                      FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES
JINDA-BAN (198)                INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4539) [13-33-0,97]         (38-4652) [5-1-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

INQUISITION CLONES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JINDA-BAN (198)             25
2. INQUISITION CLONES (416)     8      JINDA-BAN (198)
3. U.A.K. (92)                  0      Unchartered Team
4. ARMA-MAY (390)               0
                                       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416)  14   5  2 73.7   1/ 2*INQUISITION CLONES (416)  6  3 1
 2- 2 U.A.K. (92)              271 262 16 50.8   2- 1 U.A.K. (92)               6  4 0
 3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198)          382 508  9 42.9   3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198)           5  7 0
 4- 4 ARMA-MAY (390)            24  40  0 37.5   4- 4 ARMA-MAY (390)            1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt CLIFFHOME will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as U.A.K. is pushed out of top team by INQUISITION CLONES, who came from 
2nd with a 1-2-1 this turn.  And let's see, LEE LEE LO LEE fought ARTICULATE LORI and 
gained 27 points and contributed to INQUISITION CLONES' 1-2-1.  SCROD BOY has lost to 
LOMBER BOS, falling 1 points, while helping make INQUISITION CLONES a 1-2-1 turn.  We 
should ask BALLOU YS about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster 
does for a warrior, she's now the one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have 
heard from unimpeachable sources that The Choking Ogre uses trolls in their stew.  
Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Hearty mugs of ale were raised in CLIFFHOME today as ARTICULATE LORI was 
bid farewell to a 14-9-1 warrior, with LEE LEE LO LEE of INQUISITION CLONES standing 
silent and pensive.  Is it really true that CLIFFHOME has more dishwashers per capita 
that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in CLIFFHOME again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALLOU YS 4539               13  33  0    97       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZIPPO 4254                   11   8  0    92       U.A.K. (92)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653           5   0  2    90       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-CPT. CRUNCH 4244             10  10  2    86       U.A.K. (92)
 FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652      5   1  0    86       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POULAN 4331                   4   5  1    52       U.A.K. (92)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AVERAGE JOE 4677              3   0  0    28       U.A.K. (92)
-NINDEEN 4370                  5   4  0    27       ARMA-MAY (390)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JED HEGOBA 4365               3   1  0    23       ARMA-MAY (390)
-PLAK ATTAKER 4367             3   1  0    21       ARMA-MAY (390)
 LOMBER BOS 4670               5   2  0    20       JINDA-BAN (198)
 RIQUETTIE 4672                3   4  0    20       JINDA-BAN (198)
-THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES 4651      2   0  0    17       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-RUNNA DAMILL 4676             1   2  0    14       U.A.K. (92)
-DA9965439564 4650             0   1  0     7       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
 SCROD BOY 4675                1   3  0     6       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ARTICULATE LORI 4620  14  9 1 JINDA-BAN 198         LEE LEE LO LEE 4653   502         
TRIA MOPH 4671         2  2 0 JINDA-BAN 198         LEE LEE LO LEE 4653   499         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ballou Ys -- Very nice, seems like you changed your strategy somewhat.  Tired of
staying mortal and just teaching us younger warriors?  No tournament warrior here; if
I start losing again it's back to the Dark Arena for me. -- Poulan

Riquette -- I didn't want to be a gladiator either.  I was drinking with Otis at some
hole in the wall tavern, and made a stupid bet, something to do with Jagr bombs.  The
next day I wake up with a hellacious hangover and Cpt Crunch standing there in that
goofy hat handing me a longsword. -- Average Joe

This hat is goofy? -- Cpt. Crunch

Cpt. Crunch -- I wish you would not crunch me, but at least you were fast. --
Articulate Lori

Poulan -- I'm sure you're secretly some kind of duck, or at least a chicken.  I sense
it about you. -- Ballou Ys

Scrod Boy -- Oh, hey, nobody told me you scroddies were crazy.  That was great! --
Lomber Bos

Average Joe -- I think you've exceeded the average somewhere. -- Riquettie

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES was bested by BALLOU YS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
ARTICULATE LORI was murdered by LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
LOMBER BOS won victory over SCROD BOY in a 1 minute brawl.
RIQUETTIE devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  3      76  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  14 -  1      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 502 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LEE LEE LO LEE 4653         5   0  2   90 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
LUNGING ATTACK   FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652    5   1  0   86 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BALLOU YS 4539.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652.  The ten other most popular fighters were BALLOU YS 
4539, RIQUETTIE 4672, LEE LEE LO LEE 4653, LOMBER BOS 4670, SCROD BOY 4675, 
ARTICULATE LORI 4620,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ARTICULATE LORI 4620.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SCROD BOY 4675, LOMBER BOS 4670, LEE LEE LO LEE 4653, RIQUETTIE 
4672, BALLOU YS 4539, FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652,  0,  0,  0, and  0.