DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/20/2006 Duedate: 08/02/2006
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-503
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZIPPO
U.A.K. (92)
(38-4254) [12-8-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZIPPO LEE LEE LO LEE
U.A.K. (92) INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4254) [12-8-0,101] (38-4653) [6-0-2,93]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BALLOU YS LEE LEE LO LEE
JINDA-BAN (198) INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4539) [13-34-0,90] (38-4653) [6-0-2,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
U.A.K. (92)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. U.A.K. (92) 38
2. JINDA-BAN (198) 14 U.A.K. (92)
3. INQUISITION CLONES (416) 0 Unchartered Team
4. ARMA-MAY (390) 0
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416) 15 7 2 68.2 1/ 2 U.A.K. (92) 7 3 0
2/ 2 U.A.K. (92) 276 262 16 51.3 2/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198) 7 5 0
3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198) 384 510 9 43.0 3/ 1*INQUISITION CLONES (416) 4 5 1
4- 4 ARMA-MAY (390) 24 40 0 37.5 4- 4 ARMA-MAY (390) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
While I cannot honestly say that I take the title with pleasure, I am sure it is
better I have it than (shudder) Frzngrmdbeefpatties. Setting aside that her name is
much too long for the forms, she is such a cold fish that we really don't want her
sitting at the top of the heap disseminating waves of disinterest. Unlike my
opponent, I will keep this seat WARM for somebody better.
Ballou Ys
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in CLIFFHOME! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad, INQUISITION CLONES, but
U.A.K. was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for DASHER? JINDA-BAN's proud of
her after beating CONVICTED THIEF and getting 13 points. Talk about yer major
upsets! FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES' match with CPT. CRUNCH cost her a loss of 4 points!
Like, ZIPPO must be pretty gutsy! He challenged the Duelmaster from JINDA-BAN. Does
this guy have a death wish or what! Was that a tear I saw in ZIPPO's eye, as he took
over Duelmastership? And wasn't BALLOU YS fit to be tied! I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it.
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. CLIFFHOME is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby
Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIPPO 4254 12 8 0 101 U.A.K. (92)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CPT. CRUNCH 4244 11 10 2 93 U.A.K. (92)
LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 6 0 2 93 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BALLOU YS 4539 13 34 0 90 JINDA-BAN (198)
FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652 5 2 0 82 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POULAN 4331 5 5 1 56 U.A.K. (92)
AVERAGE JOE 4677 4 0 0 38 U.A.K. (92)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIQUETTIE 4672 4 4 0 30 JINDA-BAN (198)
-NINDEEN 4370 5 4 0 27 ARMA-MAY (390)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JED HEGOBA 4365 3 1 0 23 ARMA-MAY (390)
RUNNA DAMILL 4676 2 2 0 22 U.A.K. (92)
-PLAK ATTAKER 4367 3 1 0 21 ARMA-MAY (390)
LOMBER BOS 4670 5 3 0 18 JINDA-BAN (198)
-THWDGRNDBEEFPATTIES 4651 2 0 0 17 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
DASHER 4685 1 0 0 13 JINDA-BAN (198)
SCROD BOY 4675 1 4 0 7 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-DA9965439564 4650 0 1 0 7 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ARTICULATE LORI 4620 14 9 1 JINDA-BAN 198 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 502
TRIA MOPH 4671 2 2 0 JINDA-BAN 198 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 499 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Lee Lee Lo Lee -- You laughed. I heard you very clearly. -- Ghost of Articulate Lori
Scrod Boy -- You gotta remember, fish stink after three days. -- Lomber Bos
P.S. My momma said that. What I think is, they stink a lot sooner.
Depends on how you keep 'em. They're not too bad if frozen--as long as you get
them out to the garbage STILL frozen. -- Ed.
Well, okay, I can understand why an elf would LEAVE Mordant, but deserting is a
different matter. -- Riquettie
Poulan -- When you return to activity, I wish you many wins. Well, ten, anyway. I
don't have to worry about the Dark Arena, but every time I step out onto the sands,
the odds tip farther against me. It's a gamble whether I graduate or suffer
Developed Warrior Death. Nick seems to feel that either would be bad, he hates
recruiting, but I have MY preferences, sure enough! Good luck to you. -- Ballou Ys
P.S. A strategy change? Hmm, that hadn't occurred to me. Could it have happened
without me noticing?
Average Joe -- Goofy hats have a lot to answer for! -- Riquettie
Riquettie -- I make my way to this city from the den of inequity which is Mordant,
and what do I get? Silly little girls in black leather beating me up! Hmm, black
leather...? There are interesting possibilities here. -- Morfindel, Mordant Refugee
and reluctant gladiator
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZIPPO viciously subdued BALLOU YS in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES was luckily beaten by CPT. CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute melee.
LEE LEE LO LEE savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
POULAN savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal fight.
AVERAGE JOE devastated LOMBER BOS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
RIQUETTIE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SCROD BOY was devastated by RUNNA DAMILL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DASHER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 2 - 3 87 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 503 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ZIPPO 4254 12 8 0 101 U.A.K. (92)
BASHING ATTACK CPT. CRUNCH 4244 11 10 2 93 U.A.K. (92)
STRIKING ATTACK LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 6 0 2 93 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BALLOU YS 4539. The most popular warrior this turn
was LEE LEE LO LEE 4653. The ten other most popular fighters were POULAN 4331, ZIPPO
4254, FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, AVERAGE JOE 4677, RIQUETTIE 4672,
RUNNA DAMILL 4676, DASHER 4685, BALLOU YS 4539, and LOMBER BOS 4670.
The least popular fighter this week was SCROD BOY 4675. The other ten least popular
fighters were LOMBER BOS 4670, BALLOU YS 4539, DASHER 4685, RUNNA DAMILL 4676,
RIQUETTIE 4672, AVERAGE JOE 4677, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652, ZIPPO
4254, and POULAN 4331.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes