DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/15/2007    Duedate: 03/28/2007

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-520

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEE LEE LO LEE
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4653) [12-0-2,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEE LEE LO LEE                 JADE
INQUISITION CLONES (416)       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
(38-4653) [12-0-2,136]         (38-4659) [3-5-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CPT. CRUNCH                    SAPPHIRE
U.A.K. (92)                    JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
(38-4244) [13-18-2,73]         (38-4658) [1-0-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

INQUISITION CLONES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INQUISITION CLONES (416)    34
2. BOY O'S (388)               23      INQUISITION CLONES (416)
3. JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)   16      Unchartered Team
4. JINDA-BAN (198)             10
5. BARHOPPERS (377)             0JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 INQUISITION CLONES (416)  40  16  2 71.4   1/ 1 INQUISITION CLONES (416)  8  1 0
 2- 2*BARHOPPERS (377)           6   4  2 60.0   2/ 3*JEWEL OF THE ORIEN (417)  6  4 1
 3/ 3*JEWEL OF THE ORIEN (417)  11  10  2 52.4   3/ 2 JINDA-BAN (198)           5 10 0
 4/ 4 U.A.K. (92)              300 287 16 51.1   4/ 4 BOY O'S (388)             4  3 0
 5/ 5 BOY O'S (388)             52  53  4 49.5   5/ 5 U.A.K. (92)               2  8 0
 6/ 6 JINDA-BAN (198)          422 557  9 43.1   6- 7*BARHOPPERS (377)          1  0 0
 7- 7 BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)  123 166 10 42.6   7- 6 BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
CLIFFHOME brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see SCROD BOY win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SCROD 
BOY beat RUNNA DAMILL and RUNNA DAMILL lost 19 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And if variety is the spice of life, CLIFFHOME may be getting bland, as LEE LEE LO 
LEE stays top dog in the city.  The Choking Ogre, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From CLIFFHOME's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  U.A.K., 
I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to 
know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like JEWEL OF THE ORIENT avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  BENT 
FENDER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the CLIFFHOME arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of CLIFFHOME.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one 
in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653          12   0  2   136       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCROD BOY 4675               10   8  0    88       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
 CPT. CRUNCH 4244             13  18  2    73       U.A.K. (92)
-HARD DAYS KNIGHT 2369         9   7  0    68       BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
-LORD CHESSTERFIELD 2351      14  10  1    67       BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
 DASHER 4685                  11   7  0    67       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNNA DAMILL 4676             8   6  0    66       U.A.K. (92)
 DA9965439564 4650             7   6  0    66       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
-SHOGUN 4225                   5   4  2    62       BARHOPPERS (377)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POULAN 4331                  11   8  1    55       U.A.K. (92)
 VITO 4709                     6   2  0    53       BOY O'S (388)
 RIQUETTIE 4672               12  13  0    49       JINDA-BAN (198)
 JADE 4659                     3   5  0    42       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
 PEARL 4660                    4   2  2    41       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AVERAGE JOE 4677              8   6  0    32       U.A.K. (92)
 BENT FENDER 4702              5  12  0    27       JINDA-BAN (198)
 LEONARDO 4725                 2   2  0    27       BOY O'S (388)
 DIAMOND 4731                  2   0  0    26       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VAN BREKDON 4732              1   0  0    16       JINDA-BAN (198)
-CEMENT MIXER 4223             1   0  0    15       BARHOPPERS (377)
 VANILLA 4706                  3   4  0    13       U.A.K. (92)
 SAPPHIRE 4658                 1   0  0    13       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
-WHITE CASTLE 3950             2   2  0     9       BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
 CONNIE PAKKIT 4728            2   2  0     8       JINDA-BAN (198)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ROCCO 4730             0  1 0 BOY O'S 388           HIGH ELF 19           520 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RUBY 4719              0  1 0 JEWEL OF THE ORIE 417 BANDIT PRINCE 25      520 NONE    
LOMBER BOS 4670       10 11 0 JINDA-BAN 198         SHOGUN 4225           516 NOT REVE
PICKEL UPSON 4727      2  2 0 JINDA-BAN 198         PEARL 4660            519         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jinda-Ban -- Sorry about the death of Pickel Upson, I really like pickels.  Dill, of 
course.  Sweet pickels are evil and nasty and no business even being called pickels.  
They should have a different name like yuckels or something like that so people don't 
get confused. -- Pearl

Diamond -- Now, make friends, you are new here. -- your manager

Connie Pakkit -- OK, hi.  You can call me Diamond.  Nice to meet you. -- Diamond

Lee Lee Lo Lee -- Your record stinks. -- The Sentinel

Vito -- You may be a boy-oh, but you're not a gentleman-oh.  "Attempting to slay your 
foe"!  Rude!  If you get rid of me, who will teach you skills? -- Riquettie

Pearl -- Ah... totaled!  A sad fate. -- Ghost of Pickel Upson

Leonardo -- Can I get you to paint a mural on my doors? -- Bent Fender

Lee Lee Lo Lee -- If you say so. -- Dasher

Diamond -- I expected you to take longer.  "Forever," you know? -- Connie Pakkit

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROCCO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUBY was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
PEARL was subdued by VITO in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JADE was vanquished by DA9965439564 in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LEONARDO savagely defeated BENT FENDER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LEE LEE LO LEE savagely defeated CPT. CRUNCH in a 2 minute veteran's Title struggle.
RUNNA DAMILL was handily defeated by SCROD BOY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DASHER lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute duel.
POULAN vanquished RIQUETTIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AVERAGE JOE lost to FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice upset duel.
VANILLA was overpowered by DIAMOND in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
CONNIE PAKKIT was subdued by SAPPHIRE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's match.
VAN BREKDON subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        25 -  18 -  2      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  16 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  12 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 520 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LEE LEE LO LEE 4653        12   0  2  136 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
AIMED BLOW       SCROD BOY 4675             10   8  0   88 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
SLASHING ATTACK  DASHER 4685                11   7  0   67 JINDA-BAN (198)
LUNGING ATTACK   VITO 4709                   6   2  0   53 BOY O'S (388)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CPT. CRUNCH 4244.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAPPHIRE 4658.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEE LEE LO LEE 
4653, LEONARDO 4725, DA9965439564 4650, DIAMOND 4731, VAN BREKDON 4732, SCROD BOY 
4675, DASHER 4685, POULAN 4331, AVERAGE JOE 4677, and ROCCO 4730.

The least popular fighter this week was CONNIE PAKKIT 4728.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RIQUETTIE 4672, RUNNA DAMILL 4676, CPT. CRUNCH 4244, BENT 
FENDER 4702, RUBY 4719, VANILLA 4706, JADE 4659, VITO 4709, PEARL 4660, and ROCCO 
4730.