DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/29/2007    Duedate: 04/11/2007

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-521

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEE LEE LO LEE
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4653) [13-0-2,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEE LEE LO LEE                 JADE
INQUISITION CLONES (416)       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
(38-4653) [13-0-2,141]         (38-4659) [4-5-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LORD CHESSTERFIELD             LORD CHESSTERFIELD
BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)        BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
(38-2351) [15-10-1,85]         (38-2351) [15-10-1,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)   56
2. BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)     29      INQUISITION CLONES (416)
3. JINDA-BAN (198)             24      Unchartered Team
4. U.A.K. (92)                  0
5. BOY O'S (388)               -9JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 INQUISITION CLONES (416)  41  18  2 69.5   1/ 2*JEWEL OF THE ORIEN (417)  9  3 2
 2/ 3*JEWEL OF THE ORIEN (417)  15  10  3 60.0   2/ 1 INQUISITION CLONES (416)  6  3 0
 3- 4 U.A.K. (92)              300 287 16 51.1   3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198)           5 10 0
 4/ 5 BOY O'S (388)             52  55  4 48.6   4/ 7 BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)   3  1 0
 5/ 6 JINDA-BAN (198)          425 559  9 43.2   5/ 4 BOY O'S (388)             3  4 0
 6/ 7 BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)  125 166 10 43.0   6- 5 U.A.K. (92)               1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail CLIFFHOME!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as INQUISITION CLONES is 
pushed out of top team by JEWEL OF THE ORIENT, who came from 2nd with a 4-0-1 this 
turn.  BUBBA LOVES CHESS stable has parlayed this turn's 2-0-0 into a 3 space move up 
the rankings.  This brings them up to 4th place.  Good work, guys!  The JEWEL OF THE 
ORIENT guild has had a 4-0-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You 
never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, LORD CHESSTERFIELD 
fought SCROD BOY and gained 18 points and contributed to BUBBA LOVES CHESS' 2-0-0.  
SCROD BOY has lost to LORD CHESSTERFIELD, falling 15 points, while helping make 
INQUISITION CLONES a 1-2-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have 
failed, and LEE LEE LO LEE remains CLIFFHOME's top warrior for another turn.  Tell 
me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Choking Ogre 
uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  U.A.K. has cause to stand tall, as they 
were CLIFFHOME's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided U.A.K. stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was JEWEL OF THE 
ORIENT.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was INQUISITION 
CLONES' warrior DA9965439564.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, JADE from JEWEL OF THE ORIENT challenged up 24 
points to fight DA9965439564 from the INQUISITION CLONES stable.  JADE perhaps got 
hers just desserts, seeing as she bested DA9965439564 and ended up with 65 
recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  The grave that JEWEL OF THE ORIENT had dug for SAPPHIRE may yet be 
filled with the body of WURM KIN.  Seldom are the likes of this to be seen.  SAPPHIRE 
lives still!  Is it really true that CLIFFHOME has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in CLIFFHOME again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEE LEE LO LEE 4653          13   0  2   141       INQUISITION CLONES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD CHESSTERFIELD 2351      15  10  1    85       BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
 HARD DAYS KNIGHT 2369        10   7  0    79       BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
-CPT. CRUNCH 4244             13  18  2    73       U.A.K. (92)
 SCROD BOY 4675               10   9  0    73       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
 DASHER 4685                  11   8  0    68       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNNA DAMILL 4676             8   6  0    66       U.A.K. (92)
 JADE 4659                     4   5  0    65       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
 RIQUETTIE 4672               13  13  0    61       JINDA-BAN (198)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POULAN 4331                  11   8  1    55       U.A.K. (92)
-VITO 4709                     6   2  0    53       BOY O'S (388)
 DA9965439564 4650             7   7  0    44       INQUISITION CLONES (416)
 PEARL 4660                    5   2  2    43       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
 DIAMOND 4731                  3   0  0    37       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAPPHIRE 4658                 2   0  1    33       JEWEL OF THE ORIENT (417)
-AVERAGE JOE 4677              8   6  0    32       U.A.K. (92)
 BENT FENDER 4702              5  13  0    28       JINDA-BAN (198)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VAN BREKDON 4732              2   0  0    23       JINDA-BAN (198)
 LEONARDO 4725                 2   3  0    17       BOY O'S (388)
-VANILLA 4706                  3   4  0    13       U.A.K. (92)
 CONNIE PAKKIT 4728            3   2  0    11       JINDA-BAN (198)
-WHITE CASTLE 3950             2   2  0     9       BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MATTEO 4733                   0   1  0     1       BOY O'S (388)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
WURM KIN 27            0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SAPPHIRE 4658         521 NONE    
PICKEL UPSON 4727      2  2 0 JINDA-BAN 198         PEARL 4660            519         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Leonardo -- Wow, that is the most AMAZING mural!  God creating Adam on the driver's
door, and Eve on the passengers door, nobody will DARE to hit me, now!  I can sweep
them away at the Demolition Derby!  Thanks. -- Bent Fender

Kung-Fu Master.  Bah.  What do I need to know Kung-Fu for?  How many people am I
likely to meet here in Cliffhome who use Kung-Fu?  Darned few--they'd all much rather
use swords! -- Dasher

Poulan -- (shakes head in confusion)  I still keep thinking you should be a young
chicken, and from one of the smaller breeds.  It throws me off my stroke. --
Riquettie

Sapphire -- Darn!  You didn't need any time to get up to speed at all, you hit the
GROUND going flat out.  Ouch. -- Connie Pakkit

Embezzling Scribe?  Forget him, my PAPERWORK is fine.  It's just this little problem
with the battery.... -- Van Brekdon
P.S.  The Embezzling Scribe, however, had no insurance card.  Trouble for him!

Pearl -- It's one of those things that happen. -- Jinda-Ban

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAPPHIRE butchered WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JADE vanquished DA9965439564 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DIAMOND demolished LEONARDO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LEE LEE LO LEE devastated DASHER in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
SCROD BOY was defeated by LORD CHESSTERFIELD in a 1 minute master's match.
HARD DAYS KNIGHT vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PEARL savagely defeated BENT FENDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
RIQUETTIE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CONNIE PAKKIT narrowly defeated MATTEO in a 6 minute gory beginner's duel.
VAN BREKDON defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute gory beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        26 -  19 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  16 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  12 -  2      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 521 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LEE LEE LO LEE 4653        13   0  2  141 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD CHESSTERFIELD 2351    15  10  1   85 BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
SLASHING ATTACK  HARD DAYS KNIGHT 2369      10   7  0   79 BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
AIMED BLOW       SCROD BOY 4675             10   9  0   73 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LORD CHESSTERFIELD 2351.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LORD CHESSTERFIELD 2351.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
RIQUETTIE 4672, MATTEO 4733, LEE LEE LO LEE 4653, PEARL 4660, SAPPHIRE 4658, SCROD 
BOY 4675, HARD DAYS KNIGHT 2369, VAN BREKDON 4732, JADE 4659, and DIAMOND 4731.

The least popular fighter this week was CONNIE PAKKIT 4728.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DASHER 4685, LEONARDO 4725, DA9965439564 4650, BENT FENDER 
4702, DIAMOND 4731, JADE 4659, VAN BREKDON 4732, HARD DAYS KNIGHT 2369, SCROD BOY 
4675, and SAPPHIRE 4658.