DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/22/2007 Duedate: 12/05/2007
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-538
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SCROD BOY
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4675) [14-22-0,86]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SCROD BOY POSITION IS EMPTY
INQUISITION CLONES (416)
(38-4675) [14-22-0,86]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SCROD BOY ATILLIO
INQUISITION CLONES (416) BOY O'S (388)
(38-4675) [14-22-0,86] (38-4757) [3-0-1,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOY O'S (388)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOY O'S (388) 41
2. JINDA-BAN (198) 16 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
3. INQUISITION CLONES (416) 11 Unchartered Team
UNKNOWN REVELS (184)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INQUISITION CLONES (416) 52 32 2 61.9 1/ 3 BOY O'S (388) 6 1 0
2/ 3 BOY O'S (388) 77 66 6 53.8 2/ 1 JINDA-BAN (198) 6 9 0
3/ 5 JINDA-BAN (198) 463 605 9 43.4 3/ 5 INQUISITION CLONES (416) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 466): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 591): KORNIC BLAZE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 586): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 590): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 588): SLAMMER of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 582): PERSEA QUELL of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 574): OAKLAND FU of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 573): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 547): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 537): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): ROCKSOCK of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 214): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465): THE CUTICLE DANCE of DON'T ASK (TUM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 466): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 591): OUR HIGHEST HONORS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 586): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 590): KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 588): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 582): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 574): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 573): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 547): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 537): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 225): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 214): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): ANTIQUATED LEGACY (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
COMICUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
(turn 582): ZIMA of LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 574): INDENTURED OARSMAN of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
SOUND THE VANILLA! of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): ROCKSOCK of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 523): CELLIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of CLIFFHOME! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Biff! Pow! CLIFFHOME watched with
glee as JINDA-BAN got knocked off top spot by BOY O'S! What's with ATILLIO? He
actually beat JINDA-BAN's BENT FENDER, and walked away with 18 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at BOY O'S while they watched COSMO clobber DAISY BICKLE.
She lost 5 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. M. CHARDINEE
was reminded on the sands why SCROD BOY is Duelmaster. I suppose you want to hear
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, U.A.K.! In
my day, no team with a 312-295-16 would scare me off! What's the problem, BOY O'S?
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master
many skills, fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCROD BOY 4675 14 22 0 86 INQUISITION CLONES (416)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALONZO 4734 9 1 0 60 BOY O'S (388)
LEONARDO 4725 6 5 0 57 BOY O'S (388)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATTEO 4733 7 4 1 56 BOY O'S (388)
CONNIE PAKKIT 4728 12 10 0 46 JINDA-BAN (198)
BENT FENDER 4702 5 30 0 45 JINDA-BAN (198)
ATILLIO 4757 3 0 1 43 BOY O'S (388)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARTER PILLAR 4742 7 8 0 31 JINDA-BAN (198)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REDD CORVAIT 4760 2 0 0 23 JINDA-BAN (198)
COSMO 4759 1 1 0 16 BOY O'S (388)
DAISY BICKLE 4758 2 3 0 9 JINDA-BAN (198)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Ambitious Guard? This is a joke, yes? I mean, he leaped out in front of me, and I
swerved to avoid hitting him and TOTALLY smashing my fender, and then when I caromed
into the wall of the arena, he came up behind me and kicked my tires! Is this any
way for a person to act who has been not-hit at great cost? It's an outrage! -- Bent
Fender
Listen, I may be an orc, but there are limits! NO Dangerous Criminal is going to get
away with hot-wiring my... er, with doing that. No way. -- Connie Pakkit
The Cult Member had some interesting ideas, but I don't think digging a whole
underground city is practical. Well, for one thing, there are the caves. People
would NOTICE if there was a whole bunch of digging around here, because they LIVE in
the caves. So I turned him down. -- Carter Pillar
P.S. Besides, my thing is earth moving, not stone quarrying.
Atillio -- I don't think I like you. In fact, I'm almost sure that I won't share my
bicycle with you. -- Daisy Bickle
P.S. So just tell Boy O to take you BACK to wherever you came from.
Cosmo -- I bet you say that to ALL the girls! (flutters her eyelashes) Try me again
after we've known each other a while. -- Redd Corvait
By rights, *I* should be the Duelamster here, and I should be writing a column. And
that silly Fish Boy won't even acknowledge his ill-gotten honors! -- Anilliette
Poissons, Militant Concubine
Bent Fender -- Rotten turning radius you've got there. -- Keallaninin, Ambitious
Guard
Connie Pakkit -- You are MINE. -- Korrital sun Soard of Illis, Dangerous "Criminal"
Carter Pillar -- Let me bring you to the Great One and make your life complete. --
Melliesarn of the Cult of the Deep Heart
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCROD BOY devastated M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALONZO outlasted CONNIE PAKKIT in a slow 15 minute gruesome veteran's melee.
MATTEO bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute contest.
BENT FENDER was savagely defeated by ATILLIO in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
LEONARDO viciously subdued CARTER PILLAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
REDD CORVAIT devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DAISY BICKLE was viciously subdued by COSMO in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 5 - 1 77 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 538 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ALONZO 4734 9 1 0 60 BOY O'S (388)
LUNGING ATTACK LEONARDO 4725 6 5 0 57 BOY O'S (388)
PARRY-LUNGE MATTEO 4733 7 4 1 56 BOY O'S (388)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SCROD BOY 4675. The most popular warrior this turn
was ATILLIO 4757. The ten other most popular fighters were LEONARDO 4725, COSMO
4759, SCROD BOY 4675, MATTEO 4733, BENT FENDER 4702, REDD CORVAIT 4760, CARTER PILLAR
4742, DAISY BICKLE 4758, CONNIE PAKKIT 4728, and ALONZO 4734.
The least popular fighter this week was ALONZO 4734. The other ten least popular
fighters were CONNIE PAKKIT 4728, DAISY BICKLE 4758, CARTER PILLAR 4742, REDD CORVAIT
4760, BENT FENDER 4702, MATTEO 4733, SCROD BOY 4675, COSMO 4759, LEONARDO 4725, and
ATILLIO 4757.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SCROD BOY (38-4675) INQUISITION CLONES (416)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BOB, ETERNAL, 4460 (65-23-0) 16 0 0 SANDS OF TIME
PLATO 3785 (78-48-2) 2 3 0 WISE GUYS
FOREVER MAN 4168 (42-132-0) 0 5 0 SANDS OF TIME
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NUTCRACKER 4380 (56-42-2) 0 2 0 ALL FINESSE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LEE LEE LO LEE 4653 (22-6-2) 0 2 0 INQUISITION CLONES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARD DAYS KNIGHT 2369 (10-7-0) 2 3 0 BUBBA LOVES CHESS
LORD CHESSTERFIELD 2351 (15-10-1) 0 2 0 BUBBA LOVES CHESS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALONZO 4734 (8-1-0) 5 3 0 BOY O'S
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MATTEO 4733 (6-4-1) 2 3 0 BOY O'S
LEONARDO 4725 (5-5-0) 0 2 0 BOY O'S
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HITMAN 1730 (14-6-0) 1 3 0 U.A.K.
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RUMAKI 4589 (5-2-0) 2 3 0 FREAKISH
FRZNGRMDBEEFPATTIES 4652 (5-2-0) 1 3 0 INQUISITION CLONES
DA9965439564 4650 (10-8-0) 0 1 0 DEAD INQUISITION CLONES
JOEY BISHOP 2018 (10-7-0) 0 2 0 BUBBA LOVES CHESS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KING BUTTSLAYER 1720 (1-2-0) 1 3 0 DEAD BUBBA LOVES CHESS
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KNUCKLE 4722 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 ERRATA