DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/03/2008    Duedate: 01/16/2008

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-541

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CONNIE PAKKIT
JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4728) [15-10-0,84]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CONNIE PAKKIT                  POSITION IS EMPTY
JINDA-BAN (198)                
(38-4728) [15-10-0,84]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONNIE PAKKIT                  CONNIE PAKKIT
JINDA-BAN (198)                JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4728) [15-10-0,84]         (38-4728) [15-10-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JINDA-BAN (198)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JINDA-BAN (198)             29
2. BOY O'S (388)                0      JINDA-BAN (198)
3. INQUISITION CLONES (416)     0      Unchartered Team
4. COLD SWEATS (378)            0
                                       PHILLY PHEVER (393)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*COLD SWEATS (378)          5   1  0 83.3   1/ 2 JINDA-BAN (198)           8  7 0
 2- 2 INQUISITION CLONES (416)  53  32  2 62.4   2- 1 BOY O'S (388)             3  5 1
 3- 3 BOY O'S (388)             80  71  7 53.0   3- 3 INQUISITION CLONES (416)  1  0 0
 4/ 4 JINDA-BAN (198)          471 612  9 43.5   4- 4*COLD SWEATS (378)         1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 586): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 469): EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 594): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 590): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 589): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 593): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 591): MOSES of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 585): CYNICA of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 577): BERCHTA of THE DARK GODS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 576): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 550): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 540): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 527): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 476): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING RYLYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): PHOENIX of GRIFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 216): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): ZEUS of LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): MARWAN of SACRED REALM (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 586): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 469): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 594): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 590): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 589): TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 593): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 591): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 585): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 577): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 576): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 550): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 540): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 527): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 476): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 216): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): ARTIC FIRE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 286): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 585): COBALT of STEEL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 594): JUNGLE JUICE of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          DELON LUROST of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 590): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 587): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 592): BANKSHOT of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 591): MOSES of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
               (turn 590): SLAMMER of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 585): CYNICA of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 584): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 577): BERCHTA of THE DARK GODS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 576): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): ZEUS of LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Veteran Mercenary.  Oh, well, he did make a good try, and he was HERE, for
which I salute him.  Where are the other gladiators who might contend for the title?

                                    Connie Pakkit

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out CLIFFHOME to 
see what's new.  Too bad, BOY O'S, but JINDA-BAN was just too good to be stopped.  
MVP award for CARTER PILLAR?  JINDA-BAN's proud of him after beating DANGEROUS 
CRIMINAL and getting 14 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  REDD CORVAIT got 
smashed by THE USEROUS MERCHANT, and lost 1 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster 
is being unfair?  I think CONNIE PAKKIT should let VENOMOUS CONCUBINE be Duelmaster 
for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob 
to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONNIE PAKKIT 4728           15  10  0    84       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUBBA 4229                    5   1  0    76       COLD SWEATS (378)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MATTEO 4733                   8   4  1    64       BOY O'S (388)
-ALONZO 4734                   9   3  0    60       BOY O'S (388)
-ATILLIO 4757                  4   0  1    57       BOY O'S (388)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENT FENDER 4702              5  33  0    48       JINDA-BAN (198)
 CARTER PILLAR 4742            9   9  0    47       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COSMO 4759                    2   2  1    31       BOY O'S (388)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDD CORVAIT 4760             3   2  0    23       JINDA-BAN (198)
 KARTIKAYA 4761                1   0  0     9       JINDA-BAN (198)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAISY BICKLE 4758       3  4 0 JINDA-BAN 198        COSMO 4759            540   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Defeated by the Ambitious Guard.  Bit of an embarrassment there. -- Bent Fender

What is this, Orc Supremacy Day? -- Redd Corvait the totally annoyed

I have never liked the Dangerous Criminal.  Standbys are supposed to LOSE, aren't
they? -- Carter Pillar

Cosmo -- Oh, great.  THANK you so much.  I really needed that. -- Ghost of Daisy
Bickle

Connie Pakkit -- I have traveled widely, meeting people of all kinds, and I know
therefore that the abhorence in which most elves hold all orcs is unjust.  And
certainly foolish, for you are such a fine figure of a woman!  It was a pleasure to
be in your company, even for so brief and strenuous a period. -- Farlianso'e the
Dark, Veteran of Many Wars

Bent Fender -- You look more like a crumpled breastplate, and you fight like one,
also. -- Keallaninin, Ambitious Guard
P.S.  In fact, you're pathetic.

Redd Corvait -- You're too flimsy. -- Kablok Krag, Temporarily Captured Orc

Carter Pillar -- Be glad I didn't do worse. -- Korrital sun Soard of Illis, Dangerous
"Criminal"

22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such.  Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text.  Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CONNIE PAKKIT slimly won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute Title fight.
BENT FENDER was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
REDD CORVAIT slimly lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 8 minute gory brawl.
CARTER PILLAR defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute match.
KARTIKAYA bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a slow 4 minute beginner's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   5 -  2      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  24 -  0      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 541 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CONNIE PAKKIT 4728         15  10  0   84 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONNIE PAKKIT 4728.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CONNIE PAKKIT 4728.  The ten other most popular fighters were CARTER PILLAR 
4742, BENT FENDER 4702, REDD CORVAIT 4760, KARTIKAYA 4761,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  
0.

The least popular fighter this week was KARTIKAYA 4761.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REDD CORVAIT 4760, BENT FENDER 4702, CARTER PILLAR 4742, CONNIE PAKKIT 
4728,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.