DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/08/2008 Duedate: 05/21/2008
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-550
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CYPRIAN
OLD SCHOOL (423)
(38-4763) [9-0-0,81]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MATTEO CYPRIAN
BOY O'S (388) OLD SCHOOL (423)
(38-4733) [12-6-1,95] (38-4763) [9-0-0,81]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MATTEO DIONYSUS
BOY O'S (388) OLD SCHOOL (423)
(38-4733) [12-6-1,95] (38-4764) [6-3-0,70]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLD SCHOOL (423)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DANCES WITH MEAT (425) 59
2. OLD SCHOOL (423) 20 BOY O'S (388)
3. JINDA-BAN (198) 5 Unchartered Team
4. BOY O'S (388) 2
5. ALL FINESSE (384) 0 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*DANCES WITH MEAT (425) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 1*OLD SCHOOL (423) 12 3 0
2/ 1*OLD SCHOOL (423) 30 13 0 69.8 2/ 2 JINDA-BAN (198) 7 8 1
3/ 2 BOY O'S (388) 93 77 8 54.7 3/ 0*DANCES WITH MEAT (425) 4 1 0
4- 3 ALL FINESSE (384) 117 105 5 52.7 4/ 3 BOY O'S (388) 3 4 0
5- 4 BARHOPPERS (377) 10 9 2 52.6 5- 5 ALL FINESSE (384) 1 1 1
6/ 5 JINDA-BAN (198) 487 641 10 43.2 6- 4 BARHOPPERS (377) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 596): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 478): SAROVOND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 604): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 600): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 599): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): ERASMUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 586): MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 559): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 549): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 536): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 485): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 233): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 221): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 434): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): HOCKEY of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 478): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 596): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 478): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 604): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 600): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 599): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 603): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 595): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 586): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 585): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 559): MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 549): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 536): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 485): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 233): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 221): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 478) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 595): SOUTLANCHOR of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 598): ORVERD QUILL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 584): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 585): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
(turn 584): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon CLIFFHOME, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! The boys at DANCES WITH MEAT are walking tall, as
they are ranked 3rd on their first try! Going for the Duelmaster soon? DANCES WITH
MEAT had cause to celebrate, after T-BONE TWO-STEP got 16 points by beating
PERSISTENT BEGGAR. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 11 points to TURKEY LEG TANGO. (Discrete enough, HECANTONCHIRE?)
Well, Duelmaster CYPRIAN Bloodfeuded JINDA-BAN's CARTER PILLAR. Is a 8-0-0 good
enough? CYPRIAN successfully staved off a grab for the roses by CARTER PILLAR of
JINDA-BAN. Does CLIFFHOME have no one talented enough to dethrone her? Word has it
one team in CLIFFHOME is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to
death. I'll bet it works.
And how sociable are CLIFFHOME's warriors? Come, let us see. Everyone is
famous for fifteen minutes, and BENT FENDER is it right now. Most challenged
warrior. Isn't JINDA-BAN proud!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Citizens of
CLIFFHOME, be sure to settle your debts with ALONZO of BOY O'S. He's relocating to
the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind! The manager at BOY O'S must have
some new strategy for sending ALONZO, a warrior with 12-3-0, to the Dark Arena.
Watch this space! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body
parts in the arena. A certain tavern in CLIFFHOME would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. CLIFFHOME, I leave you now.
The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Choking Ogre. 'Til next time--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CYPRIAN 4763 9 0 0 81 OLD SCHOOL (423)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATTEO 4733 12 6 1 95 BOY O'S (388)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONNIE PAKKIT 4728 18 16 0 77 JINDA-BAN (198)
DIONYSUS 4764 6 3 0 70 OLD SCHOOL (423)
-SHOGUN 4225 8 5 2 67 BARHOPPERS (377)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COSMO 4759 5 3 1 65 BOY O'S (388)
BENT FENDER 4702 6 41 0 59 JINDA-BAN (198)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARTER PILLAR 4742 12 15 1 52 JINDA-BAN (198)
REDD CORVAIT 4760 8 6 0 52 JINDA-BAN (198)
PHERESPUNDUS 4765 6 2 0 40 OLD SCHOOL (423)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEPHAESTUS 4767 5 4 0 26 OLD SCHOOL (423)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CEMENT MIXER 4223 2 1 0 23 BARHOPPERS (377)
KARTIKAYA 4761 5 5 0 20 JINDA-BAN (198)
T-BONE TWO-STEP 4793 1 0 0 16 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794 1 0 0 15 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
-SOFT TOUCH 4786 1 0 1 14 ALL FINESSE (384)
TURKEY LEG TANGO 4791 1 0 0 14 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
-20/20 4499 3 2 0 13 ALL FINESSE (384)
RIBEYE RHOMBA 4795 1 0 0 13 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
HECANTONCHIRE 4790 1 1 0 4 OLD SCHOOL (423)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALONZO 4734 12 4 0 BOY O'S 388 DARK CHAMPION 550 NONE
POTTED MEAT POLK 4792 0 1 0 DANCES WITH MEAT 425 MORDANT DESERTER 550 NONE
PELAGAEUS 4766 3 3 0 OLD SCHOOL 423 CARTER PILLAR 4742 548 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Dionysus -- How is it that I got the hangover without the drinking. -- Carter Pillar
Cyprian -- Don't tell me. Bees. -- Bent Fender
Captured Orc. Well, pooh. -- Connie Pakkit
Right, what Connie said. -- Redd Corvait
Hephaestus -- Ah. -- Kartikaya
P.S. We were asked to do short personals, because they're easier to proof.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALONZO was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CYPRIAN demolished CARTER PILLAR in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title melee.
CONNIE PAKKIT bested COSMO in a 2 minute contest.
MATTEO overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BENT FENDER was viciously subdued by DIONYSUS in a popular 3 minute uneven brawl.
REDD CORVAIT beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute master vs. novice brawl.
PHERESPUNDUS handily defeated KARTIKAYA in a 3 minute gruesome uneven melee.
HEPHAESTUS won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome fight.
HECANTONCHIRE lost to TURKEY LEG TANGO in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
POTTED MEAT POLKA was easily killed by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
T-BONE TWO-STEP demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
HAMBURGER HO DOWN subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's match.
RIBEYE RHOMBA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 - 1 73 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 18 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 29 - 1 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 1 27 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 550 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CYPRIAN 4763 9 0 0 81 OLD SCHOOL (423)
PARRY-LUNGE MATTEO 4733 12 6 1 95 BOY O'S (388)
TOTAL PARRY CONNIE PAKKIT 4728 18 16 0 77 JINDA-BAN (198)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REDD CORVAIT 4760 8 6 0 52 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MATTEO 4733. The most popular warrior this turn was
DIONYSUS 4764. The ten other most popular fighters were CYPRIAN 4763, REDD CORVAIT
4760, MATTEO 4733, HEPHAESTUS 4767, HECANTONCHIRE 4790, T-BONE TWO-STEP 4793, CONNIE
PAKKIT 4728, COSMO 4759, PHERESPUNDUS 4765, and TURKEY LEG TANGO 4791.
The least popular fighter this week was KARTIKAYA 4761. The other ten least popular
fighters were POTTED MEAT POLKA 4792, BENT FENDER 4702, RIBEYE RHOMBA 4795, CARTER
PILLAR 4742, ALONZO 4734, HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794, TURKEY LEG TANGO 4791, PHERESPUNDUS
4765, COSMO 4759, and CONNIE PAKKIT 4728.