DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/05/2008 Duedate: 06/18/2008
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-552
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CONNIE PAKKIT
JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4728) [20-16-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CONNIE PAKKIT POSITION IS EMPTY
JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4728) [20-16-0,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MATTEO DIONYSUS
BOY O'S (388) OLD SCHOOL (423)
(38-4733) [13-7-1,91] (38-4764) [7-4-0,70]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JINDA-BAN (198)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOY O'S (388) 29
2. JINDA-BAN (198) 26 OLD SCHOOL (423)
3. OLD SCHOOL (423) 5 Unchartered Team
4. DANCES WITH MEAT (425) 0
THUNDER TO GLORY (397)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*DANCES WITH MEAT (425) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 2 JINDA-BAN (198) 9 6 1
2/ 2 OLD SCHOOL (423) 33 20 0 62.3 2/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (423) 7 8 0
3/ 3 BOY O'S (388) 98 79 8 55.4 3/ 4 BOY O'S (388) 6 4 0
4/ 4 JINDA-BAN (198) 494 644 11 43.4 4- 3*DANCES WITH MEAT (425) 4 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 598): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 480): KEY LIME of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 606): MARY JANE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 602): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 605): BREASTSTROKE of SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 602): PENSACOLITA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 597): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 587): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 561): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 551): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 487): FEAR OF THE DARK of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 436): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 480): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 598): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 480): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 606): BAD COMPANY (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 602): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 605): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 597): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 587): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 561): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 551): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 487): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 436): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 480) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, it's is only logical that I should be Duelmaster, I am named after one of the
old Gods! -- Cyprian
I write this to make a statement! Ms. Pakkit, I find it unacceptable that even
though I am Duelmaster, you are chartered recognition leader. Please accept my
formal challenge, as it has been extended. This matter must be rectified!
Cyprian
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in CLIFFHOME, with changing
loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--JINDA-BAN. Say
what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BOY O'S will tell you 98-79-8
is nothing to laugh at... Practice pays for ANGELO, who pummelled PERSISTENT BEGGAR,
to pocket 15 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 10 points to REDD CORVAIT. (Discrete enough, PHERESPUNDUS?) Well,
Duelmaster CYPRIAN challenged JINDA-BAN's CONNIE PAKKIT. Is a 10-0-0 good enough?
What can be a greater victory? CONNIE PAKKIT has taken hers place as the top, as
CLIFFHOME's new Duelmaster. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable
walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
And how sociable are CLIFFHOME's warriors? Come, let us see. If challenges
were horses, BENT FENDER could open up a fast food joint!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have
fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in CLIFFHOME is the highlight of my life. More
important duties call me. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports
for CLIFFHOME? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONNIE PAKKIT 4728 20 16 0 104 JINDA-BAN (198)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATTEO 4733 13 7 1 91 BOY O'S (388)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CYPRIAN 4763 10 1 0 84 OLD SCHOOL (423)
COSMO 4759 7 3 1 84 BOY O'S (388)
DIONYSUS 4764 7 4 0 70 OLD SCHOOL (423)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REDD CORVAIT 4760 10 6 0 66 JINDA-BAN (198)
BENT FENDER 4702 6 43 0 61 JINDA-BAN (198)
CARTER PILLAR 4742 13 16 1 58 JINDA-BAN (198)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PHERESPUNDUS 4765 7 3 0 46 OLD SCHOOL (423)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEPHAESTUS 4767 5 6 0 33 OLD SCHOOL (423)
KARTIKAYA 4761 7 5 1 27 JINDA-BAN (198)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-T-BONE TWO-STEP 4793 1 0 0 16 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
ANGELO 4802 1 0 0 15 BOY O'S (388)
-HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794 1 0 0 15 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
-TURKEY LEG TANGO 4791 1 0 0 14 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
-RIBEYE RHOMBA 4795 1 0 0 13 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
-ROCCO 4789 1 0 0 13 BOY O'S (388)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HECANTONCHIRE 4790 1 3 0 OLD SCHOOL 423 KARTIKAYA 4761 552
PELAGAEUS 4766 3 3 0 OLD SCHOOL 423 CARTER PILLAR 4742 548 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Bent Fender -- Let's party! -- Dionysus
Carter Pillar -- All is forgiven, but I am in no way associated with that said Dr. --
Cyprian
P.S. Check out "Orphans of Chaos!"
Cyprian -- I keep trying to tell myself, "beautiful woman rising from the waves," but
there's a conceptual whiplash in that image. No waves, for one thing. Drat. --
Carter Pillar
P.S. Because you'd look really GOOD rising from the waves.
Helphaestus -- No, sorry, I do NOT want to see you flex your muscles. I forgot my
magnifying glass, anyway. -- Redd Corvait
P.S. Oh, all right, I wouldn't need a magnifier to see 'em, but this just isn't the
time and place, you know? Privacy is the key.
Matteo -- Do NOT get in the way when I'm coming down the road. -- Connie Pakkit
P.S. I figure a Jinda-Ban is like an Auto-Ban, but with swords added. Don't block
the road.
Pherespundus -- Listen, that was my BEST fender you just bent! -- Bent Fender
Hecantonchire -- A...three-faced, two-plus acre, locus of dire deeds by the dark of
the moon? Whatever, I want none of it! -- Kartikaya
Menaeriadil, once a slave in Fratsfa -- As if! -- Redd Corvait
Our congratulations to Bob, Eternal, Tourney Champion in the Contenders and to Guru
Gnu, tourney victor in the Rookies. -- Jorja and Jinda-Ban
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CYPRIAN was bested by CONNIE PAKKIT in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DIONYSUS savagely defeated BENT FENDER in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PHERESPUNDUS was devastated by REDD CORVAIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
COSMO savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
MATTEO vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CARTER PILLAR luckily beat HEPHAESTUS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory brawl.
KARTIKAYA barely slew HECANTONCHIRE in a 4 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
ANGELO overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 - 1 73 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 22 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 29 - 2 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 1 27 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY CONNIE PAKKIT 4728 20 16 0 104 JINDA-BAN (198)
PARRY-LUNGE MATTEO 4733 13 7 1 91 BOY O'S (388)
LUNGING ATTACK CYPRIAN 4763 10 1 0 84 OLD SCHOOL (423)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REDD CORVAIT 4760 10 6 0 66 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MATTEO 4733. The most popular warrior this turn was
DIONYSUS 4764. The ten other most popular fighters were HEPHAESTUS 4767,
HECANTONCHIRE 4790, CYPRIAN 4763, COSMO 4759, CONNIE PAKKIT 4728, REDD CORVAIT 4760,
MATTEO 4733, ANGELO 4802, PHERESPUNDUS 4765, and BENT FENDER 4702.
The least popular fighter this week was KARTIKAYA 4761. The other ten least popular
fighters were CARTER PILLAR 4742, BENT FENDER 4702, PHERESPUNDUS 4765, ANGELO 4802,
MATTEO 4733, REDD CORVAIT 4760, CONNIE PAKKIT 4728, COSMO 4759, CYPRIAN 4763, and
HECANTONCHIRE 4790.