DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/18/2008 Duedate: 12/31/2008
CLIFFHOME ARENA
DM-38 TURN-566
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POULAN
U.A.K. (92)
(38-4331) [18-8-1,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POULAN RUMAKI
U.A.K. (92) FREAKISH (409)
(38-4331) [18-8-1,136] (38-4589) [7-2-0,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CONNIE PAKKIT ROMEO
JINDA-BAN (198) BOY O'S (388)
(38-4728) [25-25-0,100] (38-4813) [4-3-0,37]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOY O'S (388)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOY O'S (388) 43
2. U.A.K. (92) 30 BOY O'S (388)
3. JINDA-BAN (198) 16 Unchartered Team
4. FREAKISH (409) 8
FREAKISH (409)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*FREAKISH (409) 7 2 0 77.8 1/ 1 BOY O'S (388) 11 1 4
2/ 4 BOY O'S (388) 125 100 14 55.6 2/ 2 U.A.K. (92) 11 4 0
3/ 5 U.A.K. (92) 323 299 16 51.9 3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198) 3 12 0
4/ 6 JINDA-BAN (198) 523 685 11 43.3 4/ 5*FREAKISH (409) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 612): WAYWARD SON oF MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 620): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 615): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 618): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 616): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 602): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 601): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 573): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 549): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 500): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 241): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 229): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 450): ANGRY DECKHAND of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 464): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 612): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 620): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 615): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 618): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 616): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 602): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 601): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 573): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 549): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 500): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 241): UNDESIRABLE'S (Slinky, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 229): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 450): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 494) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 614): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 601): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 601): FOORMAN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
(turn 600): ASSASSIN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
KEROUAC of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. CLIFFHOME needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for
VANILLA? U.A.K.'s proud of him after beating BENT FENDER and getting 18 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! REDD CORVAIT got smashed by RUNNA DAMILL, and lost 5
points! Like JINDA-BAN's CONNIE PAKKIT is sweating since she got challenged by
Duelmaster POULAN! This Duelmaster is like something else! POULAN stopped CONNIE
PAKKIT dead in hers tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said CLIFFHOME's Duelmaster was
paying for drinks at The Choking Ogre? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? OLD SCHOOL was the most avoided team. Is a 68-38-2
record really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why BOY O'S' been avoiding
OLD SCHOOL so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is RUMAKI popular,
or what? She was challenged the most in all of CLIFFHOME! She's got a 7-2-0, is
that good? I'm not so sure AVERAGE JOE knew all the facts when he challenged RUMAKI
of FREAKISH. I saw AVERAGE JOE stumbling and dribbling at The Choking Ogre last
week... What did AVERAGE JOE expect, anyway! Of course RUMAKI won. Next time stick
to people you have a chance against, dummy!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. CLIFFHOME is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POULAN 4331 18 8 1 136 U.A.K. (92)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUMAKI 4589 7 2 0 119 FREAKISH (409)
RUNNA DAMILL 4676 12 9 0 118 U.A.K. (92)
CONNIE PAKKIT 4728 25 25 0 100 JINDA-BAN (198)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VANILLA 4706 9 5 0 81 U.A.K. (92)
REDD CORVAIT 4760 18 12 0 80 JINDA-BAN (198)
BENT FENDER 4702 8 55 0 79 JINDA-BAN (198)
AVERAGE JOE 4677 12 9 0 76 U.A.K. (92)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KARTIKAYA 4761 13 13 1 53 JINDA-BAN (198)
ANGELO 4802 5 0 0 47 BOY O'S (388)
JOCKO 4818 3 0 3 41 BOY O'S (388)
ROMEO 4813 4 3 0 37 BOY O'S (388)
RINGO 4807 5 5 1 35 BOY O'S (388)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALDO 4817 3 0 1 30 BOY O'S (388)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHEELIE JUNE 4819 1 1 0 17 JINDA-BAN (198)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 JOCKO 4818 566 NONE
TRIX 4756 2 3 0 U.A.K. 92 WALDO 4817 566
PERSONAL ADS
Poulan -- I could've gone for months, perfectly happy, or as near perfectly happy as
a gladiator is likely to be, without that loss. -- Connie Pakkit
P.S. If this kind of thing is what you get for a "welcome back," maybe we should go
away for a while and then return.
Runna Damill -- They all say that. I don't like it. I want to be brilliant, and if
I succumb to the likes of you, where does that leave me? -- Redd Corvait
Average Joe -- I dunno who was doing your math, but-- Oh. My manager says I should
stop complaining, and the rest of my teammates also, because at least we don't have
to do a column, and we should be glad of that because we complain when we do have to.
But if we can't complain, what is there to say? -- Bent Fender
P.S. I suppose we could take up cooking, like those weirdoes in Caleam, but can you
honestly picture any of us cooking something worth tossing to the hogs?
Vanilla -- A favorite flavor, even if it is "common." What's wrong with liking
something lots of people like, eh? They might know what they're doing when they say
it's good. -- Kartikaya
Waldo -- What? My first time out, and I get matched with a golem? I demand a
recount! I demand a MAN, dammit. -- Wheelie June
Poulan -- Well, of course. I have a master's degree in education. -- Connie Pakkit
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POULAN devastated CONNIE PAKKIT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
AVERAGE JOE was vanquished by RUMAKI in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
VANILLA overpowered BENT FENDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TRIX was butchered by WALDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RUNNA DAMILL demolished REDD CORVAIT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ANGELO viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
ROMEO was unbelievably bested by KARTIKAYA in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
JOCKO slaughtered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RINGO overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHEELIE JUNE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 4 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 18 - 4 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 30 - 0 39 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 566 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW POULAN 4331 18 8 1 136 U.A.K. (92)
LUNGING ATTACK RUMAKI 4589 7 2 0 119 FREAKISH (409)
SLASHING ATTACK RUNNA DAMILL 4676 12 9 0 118 U.A.K. (92)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL VANILLA 4706 9 5 0 81 U.A.K. (92)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REDD CORVAIT 4760 18 12 0 80 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CONNIE PAKKIT 4728. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROMEO 4813. The ten other most popular fighters were ANGELO 4802, WHEELIE
JUNE 4819, RUMAKI 4589, POULAN 4331, VANILLA 4706, WALDO 4817, RUNNA DAMILL 4676,
KARTIKAYA 4761, JOCKO 4818, and RINGO 4807.
The least popular fighter this week was REDD CORVAIT 4760. The other ten least
popular fighters were TRIX 4756, BENT FENDER 4702, CONNIE PAKKIT 4728, AVERAGE JOE
4677, RINGO 4807, JOCKO 4818, KARTIKAYA 4761, RUNNA DAMILL 4676, WALDO 4817, and
VANILLA 4706.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
POULAN (38-4331) U.A.K. (92)
CONNIE PAKKIT (38-4728) JINDA-BAN (198)