DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2010    Duedate: 04/07/2010

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM-38    TURN-598

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KARTIKAYA
JINDA-BAN (198)
(38-4761) [17-41-1,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KARTIKAYA                      TURKEY LEG TANGO
JINDA-BAN (198)                DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
(38-4761) [17-41-1,93]         (38-4791) [6-3-1,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JITNEY JOHNNY                  TURKEY LEG TANGO
JINDA-BAN (198)                DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
(38-4825) [15-9-1,71]          (38-4791) [6-3-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JINDA-BAN (198)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DANCES WITH MEAT (425)      30
2. U.A.K. (92)                  0      JINDA-BAN (198)
3. JINDA-BAN (198)            -34      Unchartered Team

                                       DANCES WITH MEAT (425)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 U.A.K. (92)              442 329 25 57.3   1- 1 U.A.K. (92)               9  1 2
 2/ 2*DANCES WITH MEAT (425)    23  21  1 52.3   2/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198)           5 10 1
 3/ 3 JINDA-BAN (198)          582 783 14 42.6   3/ 2*DANCES WITH MEAT (425)    3  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 645): IOSIO of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 527): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 622): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 646): PEDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 641): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 533): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 479): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 527): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 645): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 527): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 622): TL;DR (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 646): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 641): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 364): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): FIZBANS FOLLIES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 597): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): IDLE ITEMS (Tonezy, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 582): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 533): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 479): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 527) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 526): GULBY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
               (turn 633): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 581): STONECRUSHER II of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome CLIFFHOME.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Biff!  Pow!  CLIFFHOME 
watched with glee as U.A.K. got knocked off top spot by JINDA-BAN!  What's with 
TURKEY LEG TANGO?  He actually beat JINDA-BAN's THEA DOZZIER, and walked away with 23 
more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at DANCES WITH MEAT while they watched 
TURKEY LEG TANGO clobber THEA DOZZIER.  She lost 17 points and got bruised from 
objects thrown from the stands.  Har har har!  Did ZAG wimp out, or just get lazy?  
Anyway, she's not Duelmaster anymore.  I'm sure CLIFFHOME is excited about KARTIKAYA, 
the new Duelmaster from JINDA-BAN.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I 
have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team 
is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARTIKAYA 4761               17  41  1    93       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GURU GNU 4784                 9   1  0   162       HILLTOP GURUS (424)
-ZAG 4828                     14   7  1   117       U.A.K. (92)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JITNEY JOHNNY 4825           15   9  1    71       JINDA-BAN (198)
-FRANZ 4837                    6   1  3    70       U.A.K. (92)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURKEY LEG TANGO 4791         6   3  1    64       DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
 LUM BUSBY 4822               15  15  0    61       JINDA-BAN (198)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794        6   3  0    56       DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
 THEA DOZZIER 4832            11   4  1    39       JINDA-BAN (198)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HANS 4836                     5   2  2    32       U.A.K. (92)
 RIBEYE RHOMBA 4795            5   4  0    31       DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
 TAREK TORR 4852               3   0  1    28       JINDA-BAN (198)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHICKEN CHA-CHA 4839          2   3  0    18       DANCES WITH MEAT (425)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSCAR MEYER WALT 4855   0  1 0 DANCES WITH MEAT 425 STONE GOLEM           598  NONE
T-BONE TWO-STEP 4793    4  4 0 DANCES WITH MEAT 425 HANS 4836             597   
BENT FENDER 4702        9 83 0 JINDA-BAN 198        ZAG 4828              595   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Zig -- And off you go, eh?  Well, enjoy the trip, but be careful, there's likely to
be flooding in the low spots! -- Kartikaya

Bertha -- I'll miss you. -- Jitney Johnny

Zag -- Laugh, I can take it. -- Lum Busby

Ribeye Rhomba -- Gotta be careful, those eyes on your ribs look like targets, you
know. -- Thea Dozzier

A Convicted Thief?  Piffling. -- Tarek Torr

Bertha -- We'll look for you on the beach, then! -- all the guys at Jinda-Ban

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OSCAR MEYER WALTZ was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
KARTIKAYA was viciously subdued by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 5 minute Title battle.
LUM BUSBY was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JITNEY JOHNNY was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
TURKEY LEG TANGO devastated THEA DOZZIER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAMBURGER HO DOWN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RIBEYE RHOMBA was overcome by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
CHICKEN CHA-CHA lost to TAREK TORR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   2 -  1      89  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -   7 -  2      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  12 -  5      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -  16 -  0       6  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 598 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JITNEY JOHNNY 4825         15   9  1   71 JINDA-BAN (198)
STRIKING ATTACK  TURKEY LEG TANGO 4791       6   3  1   64 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
WALL OF STEEL    HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794      6   3  0   56 DANCES WITH MEAT (425)
BASHING ATTACK   THEA DOZZIER 4832          11   4  1   39 JINDA-BAN (198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JITNEY JOHNNY 4825.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OSCAR MEYER WALTZ 4855.  The ten other most popular fighters were TURKEY LEG 
TANGO 4791, RIBEYE RHOMBA 4795, TAREK TORR 4852, JITNEY JOHNNY 4825, LUM BUSBY 4822, 
HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794, CHICKEN CHA-CHA 4839, KARTIKAYA 4761, THEA DOZZIER 4832, and  
0.

The least popular fighter this week was THEA DOZZIER 4832.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KARTIKAYA 4761, CHICKEN CHA-CHA 4839, HAMBURGER HO DOWN 4794, 
LUM BUSBY 4822, JITNEY JOHNNY 4825, TAREK TORR 4852, RIBEYE RHOMBA 4795, TURKEY LEG 
TANGO 4791, OSCAR MEYER WALTZ 4855, and  0.